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This Park is CURSED

Another murder in Leakin Park. This time the female victim was found shot to death inside a vehicle in flames. Happened at Winans and North Franklintown. Headed there later tonight. Pray for me....seriously. 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 207 / DAN’S ON SHOW GERD RELIEF

Upping my new medication has taken it’s toll on my stomach. I’ve had acid reflux for weeks and it’s given me an annoying cough. During Rick’s Dementia Granny Erotica, I had to stop the show and run to the restroom. The cough is gone. My stomach feels normal. Let’s hope it stays that way. The tummy trouble side effects over the past three months always went away three weeks after a med...

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THE PODCAST Ep. 206 / Reverb and Cucumbers

Dan has moved the podcast recording studio back into his apartment. The reverb drives him crazy. Rick can’t hear sound effects....again. An on air fix takes place. 

Rick reads an interesting and funny erotica about a guy and a cucumber. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 205 / BALTIMORE SUCKS + MAILBAG + EROTICA

Dan talks about his disdain for his hometown and hatred of his current living situation. Dan and Rick share an anger free discussion on the recent reddit drama. Dan reads mail. Ricks reads an whopper of an erotica story. Haha. It’s hideous. Enjoy!!!

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THE PODCAST Ep. 204 / Karen Finds Reddit & Nicole Arbour is a Retch

The banned Karen’s of Patreon found a new home, Reddit and they went all out with lies on top of lies on top of more lies to try and make me look awful. Too bad no one cares. 

GIVE IT A CHANCE - I play Ryan Upchurch’s new videos about Nicole Arbour. Absolute gold. It’s a little long winded and annoying at first but stick with it so you can see how it began and how it ended. Enj...

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THE PODCAST Ep. 203 / Karen Fallout and Would you Rather

Rick and I discuss the fallout from episode 202. Karens went wild not only here but on reddit. 

Second half, Rick reads a story from our favorite poet, Sack and we play would you rather. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 202 / Nasty Patrons can go suck a dick

(Everyone mentioned at length on the show tonight has been blocked.)

I’m done being a passive coddler to a bunch of assholes. I’m not anyone’s circus monkey.  

On this episode, I read some of the most ignorant comments to date posted on this page. Every person I lambast has been blocked. Rick adds his thoughts throughout. 

Second half Rick reads erotica and rec...

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THE PODCAST Ep. 201 / WE’RE BACK!

Rick talks about his vacation in horse land. Dan talks of his mental health and working again. Rick reads erotica then Dan gives Rick some Would you Rathers. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 200 / Coming out of the Fog + Unfunny Grotesque Rick’s Erotica

Dan talks about coming out of the fog of depression. Rick reads “Baby Crush” on erotica. It’s sick sick sick. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 199 / Sextia N’eight Returns!

Dan and Sextia talk about their temporary split and Sextia’s anger over the infamous motel photo shoot and Dan’s rantings on the podcast about it. 

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PATREON ONLY : Hostage Situation at BOOTS SALOON!

Thanks to Jesse Pollack for finding this article and photo! In Go-Go Motel the outside of Boots says “Go-Go Girl”. This pic they hadn’t painted over the S yet. lol. What a wild place!

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THE PODCAST Ep. 198 / Dan’s Time in Scientology

Dan talks about his time in Scientology. Rick and Dan discuss Kirstie Alley blocking Dan on Twitter. Rick reads some horrible Erotica. Oh boy! Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 197 / Mancow is a Douche

Sal from the Expedition Log mall channel joins us. We dish on Mancow’s new YouTube presence and horrible podcast. Rick reads an insane erotica. A fun show! Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 196 / Rick and Dan Talk Depression

Dan and Rick talk about Dan’s depression. Rick reads an erotica. 

(Dan had an appointment with his doctor and is starting new meds today.) 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 195 : No Cigarettes in the Ashtray

Day four of no smoking. Listen to me rant. 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 194 : Sal the Mall Guy Joins Us

Dan shares some insane stories from his past. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 193 : Rick is Out of It + Necrophile Eroticas

Rick has echo. Rick fixes the echo. Rick seems down. Hilarity ensues. 

Second half, Rick reads two erotica tails that are sure to please. 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 192 / SICK RICK’S EROTICA

We want to send our prayers to long time listener Nirmal who’s mother has passed. We’re with you, Nirmal. (Please don’t be mad at us when you listen to this. Oh god.)

Dan talks about his lack of YouTube videos and the reason behind it. Rick reads a laugh out loud story of a couple who spends four hours at a chinese buffet and let loose in their car. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 191 / Conservative Comedians + I Eat Poopie 2

Rick and Dan start the show talking about Sinead O’Connor and the Pope. Dan plays clips of conservative comedians. See if you find them funny? 

Second half, Rick reads My name is Maggie and I eat poopie pt 2. Dan and Rick play a horrible game of Would you Rather. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 190 / Rick’s Needy Neighbor + Recipoo

Dan, Rick and Cochise talk about Rick’s neighbor who steals food from the needy. Rick has issues with YouTube’s payment system. Dan talks about YouTube live.

On Rick’s Erotica : A girl eats her mother’s poo and another girl makes shit treats for her mother on Valentine’s Day. Enjoy the Recipoo!!!

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THE PODCAST Ep. 189 : The Last YouTube Live Show

We perform what will be the last YouTube Live podcast. Who wants to take a shit with Mrs. Tupa? 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 188 / Rick’s Internet Speed + Father’s Day Erotica

Rick does his first show from his Maryland home office and he sounds horrible. We run a speed test and I can’t stop laughing. 

On erotica, a pizza delivery boy and his dad find out they enjoy shit sex. Happy Father’s Day! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 187 : Too Proud to Beg

The whole donations request context podcast. Wipe my guilt away. 

This one is kind of depressing. 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 186 / Desperate Cash Grab Livestream

Just kidding. We had a great time live-streaming this episode. Rick, myself and Cochise are on talking madness and plugging Patreon. No shame in my game. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 185 / Psychics and TLC

Rick, Dan and Cochise talk podcasts, psychics, ghosts and more. Enjoy!

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THE PODCAST Ep. 184 / The Belvedere Stories

Rick and Dan talk about Dan’s upcoming move into the haunted Belvedere Hotel in Baltimore and read historical accounts of death in the hotel.

Second half : Rick reads a repulsive erotica tale about a family of gay deviants having a garden orgy with a dog. Yum!

Enjoy!

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THE PODCAST Ep. 183 / BUHBUHBUH

Dan, Rick, Cochise & Dillon having a great time. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 182 / Art Bell & The Art of Rick’s Erotica

We listen to Art Bell’s fantastic “Sounds from Hell” broadcast. 

Rick reads another whopper of Erotica. 

Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 181 / RICK RETURNS WOODY ALLEN SUCKS

Rick is back from his camping trip. We talk about Woody Allen and his ugly daughter/wife Soon Yi. 

Second half, Rick reads one of his worst Eroticas yet. Enjoy! 

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THE PODCAST Ep. 180 : Charisse Nichols Star of Go-Go Motel

Charisse Nichols and myself sit down for a two and a half hour talk after many years of not seeing one another. We dish on Go-Go Motel, the good ole days of Baltimore and our current lives. A very revealing and fun discussion. Enjoy! 

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