Random Coyote Productions

Doodles of Eternal PT Belt Heaven

Where Sergeant-Majors go when they die.

Even the ones that were "Type-A" personalities.

You said it, Oh Shit Dog!

2023-03-13 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Empires Character WIP

Got a work in progress for a Colonel Denn Krivick.

2023-03-10 16:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

"Administrative Preparations"

I think I need an official poo-flinging monkey for some of the meeting I attend. You can see it happening-- someone's face will start to go slack, a dreamy grin spreads across their features, they look around at the various peers and colleagues and start measuring things up: who will support them? Who will oppose them? Who can they sway to their side?

Yup, someone's been bitten by the Goo...

My Brain Hurts Doodles

Doodles damage your noodles!

Ohh, shit, it's Title 9 Donut Cop.

My getaway car. 

Well, at le...

WIP ...Friday!? "Administrative Preparations"

Comic coming up. I wasn't happy with how I did her face and it eventually got changed, but this was my initial work.

2023-03-03 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Don't be Those Guys Doodles

More safety!

Sometimes you meet people who benefit from a lack of safety.

Golf carts are inherently unsafe because they are usually being driven by day drinkers. Did you know that?

2023-02-27 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Recognize the Shortfalls

It is almost universal that the most failures from the Army Combat Fitness Test come from poor performance in the 2-mile run. This has held true for as long as I can remember since the days of the earlier PT Test. The 2-mile run event hasn't changed, and still it is the part that most fail.

Technically, "leg day" for building up leg muscle with resistance exercise isn't the same as a card...

WIP Wednesday! "Recognize the Shortfalls"

Safety First Doodles

More safety doodles. Above: probably going to be a comic soon... I'd guess something Ukraine-ish, maybe?

Safely drink that beer!

Ever feel like this? 

2023-02-20 16:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Circus of Responsibility

Take a step up and enter a whole new world... of previously unforeseen burdens! Everyone looks forward to a promotion because they see the typically associated pay rise... but with each step up in pay, title, and access comes a corresponding increase in expectations, duties, and responsibilities.

Soon, you realize you're just a different type of peon in a higher tax bracket.

Joe Roc...

WIP Wednesday (with spoilers!)

Joe gains some recognition for his hard work, but what will it mean?

Video Time!

Looking ahead to the future for a change. Let's go, 2023. 

Safety Briefing Doodles!

Yup, we had our mandatory safety briefings during this one.

Always use proper equipment for safety purposes.

Keep that $#!t to yourself.

2023-02-13 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

WIP... Friday: Book 4 Cover

This may look familiar, but there is a very good reason for it! This is, as advertised, a Work In Progress and may not look 100% as it appears here, but this is the tentative cover for Book 4-- BOHICA Blues: Extended!

All You Can Be

Carlos Alvarez tells his nephew about the cool things he does in the Army. As one can expect, there's the "official" story and the "unofficial" one. 

The military always advertises the benefits of joining up: they feature commercials with really cutting-edge, whiz-bang computer and information systems, while the reality is that there may be about 30 people that actually get to use th...

Jolly Doodles!

Jolly Good!

It's a Hebrew "Gesundheit!"

I knew a guy named Mark Merlino, he was (and still is) a big wheel in Furry Fandom. He made his own science-fiction race called the "Skiltaire" and they are...

WIP Wednesday

In which Alvarez talks to his nephew about the cool training he's learned in the Army.

2023-02-01 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

We're Going Under the Bus Doodles

Army be asking what they can do to improve recruiting and retention, and I have a few suggestions. For one, stop throwing people under the bus.

Less reliance on MRE's. too...

Turn over the 1st Serg...

WIP Wednesday!

Some panels in progress. The Thing in the background in the top left is a set of folding cafeteria tables which we always kept in the Drill Hall. 

2023-01-25 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Leg Day Doodles.

Don't skip 'em.

I'm going to make this their official logo if I ever have the power.

So you say. What have you detected lately?

2023-01-23 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Looking Back on 2022

I like to look in the rear-view mirror from time to time and consider the past, and what can (hopefully) be learned from it. Personally, I had a decent 2022 (in some ways it was fantastic) but overall, for the Independent Comics Creator universe, it was a pretty bumpy ride. Here's hoping for a better 2023. Solidarity for my fellow indie creators and Webcomic Underdogs!

WIP Wednesday: Book 3 Back Cover

This is, as advertised, a "work in progress" and the final result may not reflect what is here-- it is highly likely some of the text will change as right now I feel it gives the impression that the story contained within is pretty dark and bloody. 

While it is true that they take causalities, it is still overall a comedy so I am probably going to tweak with the wording and try to ma...

WooHoo! Amputation Time Doodles!

Don't worry, there won't be any actual amputations.

Ohhh, crap, we're going on a desert cruise.

NCO's be like...

2023-01-16 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

WIP Wednesday!

Hmmm, Joe gets word of something encouraging.

Ever Have One of Those Days? Doodles

Sometimes it really feels like this, ya'know?

Reason #72 why I wouldn't want to be a Stormtrooper.

Davey In the Navy! 

2023-01-09 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

It's A New World Out There (POOC)

A Patreon-only Original Comic ("POOC")! 

Nothing too extravagant, I just wanted to share a bit of humor from the Empires universe, which can frequently come off as kind of grumpily serious. Will this new fledgling colony appear again? Can't say; right now I have no plans but who knows what the future holds. 

I hope everyone had a happy new year and that the hangov...

More Drinky-Doodles!

That class lasted for hours.

My parents say this worked for me. Probably explains a lot. 

Yum, yum!

2023-01-02 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

WIP Wednesday!

Upcoming comic; the first of the new year!

Guess What Class I Had to Sit Through? Doodles

You can probably guess.

Nothing makes you want a drink quite a class about drinking.

Just me chillin' with my wildlife homies.

2022-12-26 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Best Friend Magic

Spoken like a kid who's had to clean up the yard more than once.

Just a simple comic as we slide into the Holiday Season; Hanukkah is underway and the Solstice is tomorrow; then the Yule & Christmas will bring joy to those who observe. Best of Holiday wishes to all of you, whatever you observe.

And even if you're not going along with any of the Deep Winter Holidays that are the ...