Shit Talk with Ace & Katelyn

Biggest Losers with Kody and Robyn, Vern, Ethan, Tamra Judge, Christopher Thomas and Van Life!

For fuck sake, Sister Wives is coming back... and just add it to the fucking list! We're breaking down the newest trailer and saluting our soldier, Kody Brown. Jillian Michaels is the worst and we all should feel shameful for watching The Biggest Loser, but we don't. Christopher Thomas MAY be a crazed stalker, but you can't say the man isn't committed. Tamra is a shitty person, Vern and Ethan b...

Jersey Shore S02 E07: Sleeping with the Enemy!

"The roommates deal with the fallout from the girl-fight; Angelina starts dating Jose, a guy from the club; Jenni and Snooki clean up the smush room in anticipation for Snooki's hook-up."

Sammi is really feeling herself after getting lucky with taking down JWow. Snooki is ready to smoosh, but needs a clean surface to in order to fuck WhatsHisName. Vinny lets everyone down by hooking up wi...

Welcome to Plathvile S07 E05: The Secret!

"The fallout from Lydia's proposal continues as Micah and Ethan question Zac."

As Moriah starts her journey to Montana, Barry has his eyes on a new girl on the scene, Sydney. Vern does everything in her power to make sure that everyone hates her. Amber starts to show her sassy side, while Lydia is still busy trying to make her family love Mr. Sassy. Ethan is a piece of shit, Barry is a cr...

Sister Wives S13 E02: Sister Wife Secrets PART TWO!

"Meri finds a way to buy the bed & breakfast she wants without Kody or her sister wives' help; then, Janelle hears that Meri closed on the B&B from a stranger, precipitating another confrontation."

Meri is ready to throw her independence in the family's face, but when two random bitches spoil the surprise, walls up. Robyn is pissed they won't be collecting on Lizzie's Sarah's Slee...

Love After Lock Up S02 E01: The Virgin and The Trick!

"Clint plans to marry a prisoner he's never met, Caitlin keeps a mother of a secret from Matt and tensions flare when Scott meets his soon-to-be stepdaughter. Plus, Virgin Megan is secretly engaged to an inmate who's keeping a big secret of his own."

Megan is ready to pop her cherry and give inmate Michael a night to remember... as long as she doesn't find out about his other girl. Clint,...

Wells is Rolling, Minivans, Do We Move and Will Ace S-s-s-s-uck as a Traitor? **FIXED

**AUDIO IS FIXED... HOPEFULLY. IF YOU DONT HEAR SPLISH SPLASH, THE EPISODE IS DEFINITELY NOT OVER!

What the hell could we be yapping about now? Absolutely nothing important. We are rambling on and on about our own lives, but we are also excited AND nervous for all the goodness that September is bringing our way... oh, and we're excited for our son to be here, but the tv lineup is really s...

Jersey Shore S02 E06: Not So Shore!

"The anonymous note creates tension between the girls, and results in a full-blown cat fight; after spending a night in bed with Vinny, Snooki reveals a not so little-known fact about her cuddle buddy."

JWow is ready to fuck shit up, while Snooki is ready to get her shit fucked up by Vinny's giant dick. Sammi is pissed that everyone in the house wouldn't tell her Ronnie was a bad guy, but...

Welcome to Plathville S07 E04: The Proposal!

If you are a ride or die VERONICA fan, do not listen to this episode– because we fucking hate her.

"The Plath family comes together to witness Zac's surprise proposal to Lydia, but Zac's demands prove too much for Ethan and Micah; grappling with Lydia getting married, Ethan and Micah sit down with Zac and ask some tough questions."

Ethan is a sack of dog shit. Micah is a spineless...

Sister Wives S13 E02: Sister Wife Secrets PART ONE!

"Meri finds a way to buy the bed & breakfast she wants without Kody or her sister wives' help; then Janelle hears that Meri closed on the B&B from a stranger, precipitating another confrontation.

Meri forces her new girlfriend onto everyone, but especially Leon–who wants nothing to do with Meri's new catfish. Christine is feeling frisky and looking to get her physical contact wh...

Welcome to Plathville S01 E06: The Big Announcement!

"Kim takes Moriah on her first college tour, and Micah nearly jeopardizes his career as a model before it even begins. Plus, Moriah has some big news for the family."

Moriah is ready to get her life started—one college orientation at a time. Coochie Cutters is quite the tour guide. Micah has his first big modeling gig, and Gizelle wish, Naomi wish. Ethan finally gets a playdate with his...

In Love with My Psychiatrist, In Love with Delusion and In Love with Nate Eaton!

Nate Eaton is finally getting his opportunity to be with Lori Vallow– what a fucking whackadoo. One woman is absolutely crashing out on TikTok while talking about falling in love with her psychiatrist, but again.... even more whackadoo. But the most whackadoo is the love I have for all of you and the shared delusion we have about swim teachers who suck and bully dads. Plus, The Valley reunion...

AUGUST PASSWORD!

We are cleaning up house in the Facebook group this month and getting rid of anyone who should not be here. IF you get removed by accident, we apologize, but all you have to do is join again using the password! We just want to make sure that what happens on Patreon stays on Patreon and people who should not be here are gone! {AKA LizMartin5 and RitterFan}

If you are not already in the Fac...

Jersey Shore S02 E05: The Letter!

"Sammi finds Snooki and Jenni's anonymous letter and this time it's really over with Ronnie, at least for now. Mike Vinny and Pauly have their hands full juggling four girls in one night."

Ronnie gives Sam a kiss goodbye and he's a hero, until Sammi finds a mysterious letter about Ronnie grinding against multiple fat women. Sammi is once again, so done with Ronnie– for real this time. S...

SPECIAL FORCES STARRING KODY BROWN!

HERE WE FUCKING GO!!!!!

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!

THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!!! KODY BROWN IS JOINING SPECIAL FORCES! IF WE WERE NOT ACTIVELY ON OUR WAY TO SWIM RIGHT NOW— WE WOULD BE ON THE MICS STAT!!

CLICK HERE FOR THE WHOLE ARTICLE!

TRASHY TEACHERS #5!

We're still going strong everyone!! We've still got some teachers who could use some love!! We are so grateful to all of you for coming forward and giving back to our teachers!!

Welcome to Plathville S07 E03: The Cabin in the Woods!

"Micah and Veronica navigate the emotional aftermath of Micah's infidelity ahead of a trip to Georgia for Lydia's surprise proposal."

Ethan introduces the family to his new girl, Teegan, who lights up every room she walks into and is the life of every party... if Helen Keller were walking into that room and the party was a funeral. Summer Foster hates every member of this family, but espe...

Introducing: ALPHA MAIL!

Uncle Derek is jumping on the mic for a new show. It's a trial episode to see if this is something we want to make a monthly show. Derek and I are giving our best "alpha male" advice to all your "guy problems!" Whether it be your husband, boyfriend, brother, douchey co-worker, or whatever it may be– we are taking your stories and giving you advice and insight from two guys who are anything b...

Sister Wives S13 E01: Meri On Her Own PART TWO!

"Meri's offer on the B&B is accepted, but she doesn't have enough cash for the down payment and asks the family for help; Kody steps up but realizes he doesn't have the money and reneges, leaving Meri to come up with the money on her own."

Meri cannot understand why the family is forcing her to make Bonnie work when she has constantly said she will not work there! Bonnie will absolute...

Welcome to Plathville S01 E05: Just Look Cool!

"Moriah and Kim plan a college tour, and Micah tries modelling but nearly jeopardises his career before it begins. Ethan, Olivia, Kim and Barry finally discuss their issues."

World renowned modeling agent, Marsha Doll has found her next Gigi Hadid... in Moriah Plath! It's not long until Moriah is walking in all the big fashion shows. Kim and Olivia are trying not to kill one another, whil...

STILL MORE TRASHY TEACHERS NEED OUR HELP!

For some school has already started or is staring very soon– but there is no end-date to giving! These supplies will help teachers year round– so don't feel down if you're getting in on the giving late!

If the next generation of kids are being taught by trashbags– I really do believe the children are our future! 😉

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATELYN!

The way that I will die for these gals. I really do Truely Grace Woolley Brown love them!

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*also, no I didn’t actually get her tickets to Rascal Flatts, just wanted to hear them say it… but to know they like RF brings me that much more joy.

Rawt in Hell Jax, Gretchens Nose and Slades Dick and Who the Hell is Paying Jesse's Rent?

Jax is trying so hard to come across like what he thinks a good guy looks like, but he really can't help but be an ass at all times. Is Jesse sucking dick to pay for his rent? Has pregnancy changed Crazy Kristen? Real Housewives of Orange County has Shannon exploding and I think it's time she get put in her place. Katie is still right. Another famous car is up for auction... and maybe it's time...

Jersey Shore S02 E04: Breaking Up!

"Ron's bad behaviour puts Snooki, Angelina and Jwoww in a tough spot. Together the girls decide to write an anonymous letter to Sammi and finally reveal the entire truth."

Sam and Ron are back together... wait, no, they are DONE for real this time. Oh wait, back together. Nope, definitely this time is it. Wait, they're fucking. Now they're fighting. Jwow and Snooki hatch a plan to finally...

Welcome to Plathville S07 E02: The Face Off!

"Veronica secretly turns to Olivia as tensions grow with the Plaths; Zac feels like an outsider when he tries to spend time with Lydia's brothers; Kim gets vulnerable with Barry; Veronica spills the beans on the state of her and Micah's relationship."

Ethan is a sack of dog shit. Zach is a fucking weirdo, but he's OUR fucking weirdo to make fun of behind his back, not Ethan. Moriah and Ma...

CANADA, OH CANADA'S TRASHY TEACHERS!

To our neighbors up north, its time to take care of our trashy teachers up there!

TRASHY TEACHERS LIST {ROUND 3}

We've got more teachers who we all have the opportunity of helping out! We've already cleared so many lists, but we still have a shit ton more to go!! LETS GO TRASHBAGS!

Sister Wives S13 E01 Meri, On Her Own PART ONE!

"Meri's offer on the B&B is accepted, but she doesn't have enough cash for the down payment and asks the family for help; Kody steps up but realizes he doesn't have the money and reneges, leaving Meri to come up with the money on her own."

A meeting hates to see Meri coming. Meri is doing an experiment to see how far she can push her family before they kick her out. First, by bringing...

AUGUST SCHEDULE!

August is here and kids are starting to go back to school– which means you can listen to your podcasts again, without their nosey little asses eavesdropping. This is our LAST month before Baby Cabin Fever gets here! We have no idea what September holds for us, but as long as this guy keeps cooking– this schedule should remain the same! We know some of you are sick of Plathville, but when we...

Welcome to Plathville S01 E04: No Strings Attached!

"The family divide grows after Barry and Kim deny the request for Isaac to join the band. Plus, Moriah craves more freedom and shares her desire to go to college."

Moriah and Micah go on a joint first date together, but when they arrive they realize they are the only two on this date night. Lydia keeps trying to be noticed but no one gives a shit. Ethan inherits a giant fucking ship and O...