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Upcoming Audio: New Procedure Allows Boys To Get Pregnant

January is a big month for the Boiwifey brand. The audio output is about to increase. I write the drafts in these audios far in advance, so when I run out the amount of audios coming out slows down like in December. But now we got a fresh new stack of audios ready to be recorded. Along with the audios later this month the Boiwifey Podcast will be launching on Patreon ad-free and early.  View Post

Therapy and Estrogen | The Horny Post | 1/3/24

Today I finally went to therapy again after over a year. I talked to a new therapist and his graduate student shadowing him. I told him about the events from January 2022 to now: the most traumatic 2 years of my life that included suicidal people, social isolation, abuse, and much more. It if fair to say that I have been in much need of therapy. And for only $5 a visit that is very much doable....

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The New Years Special

In this year's New Years special, I tell you about my life as we count down to 2024

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(hopefully) Live New Years Special Coming 11:46 PM US Central Time

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[M4M] Femboy Needs $20 | NSFW

You bump into a femboy to get his attention in the streets and follow him to a shop. There, his card is declined and you pay for his drink. But not for free. He would do anything to pay you back! 🥺

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Upcoming Audio | I'm not Gay, but...

December has been a slow month for obvious reasons, but with today's upcoming audio we will be getting back on track and full steam ahead for 2024!

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End of Year Announcements

That time has come. 2023 is ending. Wasn't it 2020 like 2 minutes ago? Boiwifey ASMR started in September of this year and we have had a great time. Thank you to Patrons old and new for supporting me on my journey to Boiwifedom. But before the year is older, we have a few announcements

1. There are two more audios on there way for the end of 2023. One secret audio and a New Years Special ...

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Trying Again | The Horny Post | Christmas Eve 2023

I have gotten quite big in the last 2 months. I have had trouble with my weight since summer, but I started to get a handle on it in September. It's not that I'm so big, but that my tummy is rather.... bulging. I suddenly gained a lot of weight near the end of October because I stopped exercising after my initial YouTube channel got taken down. I got so sad that I started sitting around eating ...

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Big | The Horny Post | 12/21/23

I am a big boi. I have come to realize that. I used to think I was smol because I'm a few inches below the average height of the American male. But I was ignoring how big I've gotten. I'm a grown up. Me not a teen anymore. I got THICCNESS in a lot of places. My thighs are FUCKING huge. You can lay on them like a pillow like Aaron Lock once suggested. My tummy ain't huge, but it ain't small eith...

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[M4M] The Boiwifey Christmas Special | NSFW

On one Christmas day your boy wants to go away, to a land far too long to say. You are his hubbie and y'all are lovely, but when trouble brews it will be up to you to save Christmas for your boy too.

Straight To Fucking Time Code: 48:41

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The Boiwifey Christmas Special: Out Now!

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My Name | The Horny Post Mini | 12/19/23

I have been conflicted over my name for a while. I was born as Matthew and when I was a gurl I changed it to Madeline. I went back to being a femboy and since then I have not known what to call myself. "Matthew" doesn't feel right anymore because it was a name from before I was on girl hormones. For the most part, I go by Maddie online when I'm not Boiwifey. But that still doesn't feel right.&n...

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The Boiwifey Christmas Special Coming December 20th

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A large Christmas gift arrives at your door. You unwrap the box and there's a femboy inside. What do you do?

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The Boiwifey Christmas Special: Coming December 23rd

Art 2 of 4

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[M4M] Femboy Made Into Lucifer's Slave-Boy

When a femboy's time has come he is sent to hell for being a very bad boy! There he meets a mean Oni who bullies him and Lucifer himself! Lucifer needs a slave boy and has chosen him to be in chains.

Straight To Fucking Time Code: 19:19

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Upcoming ASMR | Femboy Becomes Lucifer's Slave

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Behind The Scenes: The Boiwifey ASMR Endgame

Welcome Boiwifey Loyalists and Lovers to a new look behind the scenes here at Boiwifey ASMR. Today we will be going over my goals for the brand and where we are going. 

Life is crazy and no one knows where you will end up. Knowing this fact of life is crucial to the future of Boiwifey ASMR. Hence, I have two separate routes to take the brand depending on where my life goes.

The...

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Official Announcement: The Horny Podcast Now In Production

For Boiwifey Enjoyer and above members, the ad-free and early access Horny Podcast will be landing on Patreon thanks to the 100% support of the concept! The podcast will be a one-boy reading of The Horny Post. Each episode will contain within it 5 readings of former Horny Posts accompanied by anecdotal additions and sound effects. The original plan was to launch the pilot episode with a compila...

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Would you like "The Horny Post" to be turned into a compilation podcast?

Every week, I make a few additions to "The Horny Post": the column here at Boiwifey ASMR that talks about my sex life and more. Keeping to the theme of my brand, I am thinking about making audio recordings of future posts and the compiling them into podcast episodes. To start, I would make a full episode out of all of the former blog posts and then every 5 published make a new audio episode. So...

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Broken | The Horny Post | 12/15/23

I am in my early 20s. This means I am lost and confused. I fear that when I grow older I will still be lost and confused. I dropped out of college in my senior year because I failed every class and lost my scholarship. I published a book that 23 people bought and my reports show that no one has purchased since March. I spent three years as a girl only to return to the label of femboy for reason...

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The House Femboy 3: New House, New Rules

Recap: A femboy named Calix who posts nudes online is invited to live in a mansion filled with horny people who all want him. He quickly agrees because his life is awful and is introduced to some of the residents of the mansion. After having dinner, the man who invited him named Daniel carries him to his new bedroom. All hot and bothered, Calix pleads for Daniel to make him cum. Taking Calix’...

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[M4M] Fucking The Femboy Cheerleader | NSFW

During a basketball game, you notice a really cute girl cheerleader. But when you find her in the boy's locker room, you realize she is a he. Even better! You pursue him and ask him out on a date.

New Straight To Fucking Time Code (for those who don't care for the story): 35:05

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Upcoming Audio | Fucking The Femboy Cheerleader

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Art of Me Based On My Profile Picture

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Do you find my recent audios to be of high quality?

From Cuddling Your Femboy In Winter to Anally Training Your Femboy

Consider audio quality, writing, voice acting, and thumbnail art

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[M4F] You Anally Train Your Femboy Boyfriend | NSFW

After a hard day of work, you're cuddling with your femboy boyfriend around the fire. He's so cute and precious. You just love feminine boys so much even though your friends make fun of you for it. You have been dating for a month and you wants to be intimate with him for the first time. But since you're not a traditional straight couple, you think there is a better way for you to be intimate w...

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Upcoming Audio | You Anally Train Your Femboy


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Loving Boys | The Horny Post | 12/11/23

As of late, I have been developing a fixation on the male gender. This is separate from my post about why I like men. Oh no, this is going deep.

Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys! Ah! I love boys so much. Men, twinks, femboys, trans boys, animal boys, Pokémon, cat boys, the lot. And this is not 100% a sexual thing! My mind has simply decided that boys are the best thing ever and all I want to...

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The Boiwifey Hour Long Christmas Special | Coming December 23rd to Patreon

Are you ready to get jingled?

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