I wasn't sure about the "boing" sound effect, but my immaturity ultimately won the day.
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This is why Susan started out short in this storyline. As your character progressed in the Fable games (less so in the third), they underwent physical changes. This included height. Knowing that I wanted to have noticeable height increases, I didn't want...
2019-09-09 19:28:53 +0000 UTC View Post
It's genuinely the most overpowered class of abilities in games.
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Firstly, sorry about the lack of an EGSNP this past Wednesday. A combination of lack of sleep and something unexpected coming up resulted in the delay.
There actually is a slow time spell in Fable 2. On its own, it's pretty good. Combined with high level offensive mag...
2019-09-06 17:22:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Bugs! No, not the wabbit.
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Grace, I love you, but this is just one of many reasons why we're following Susan's misadventures this time around.
And yes, there were guns in the Fable games (starting with Fable 2). They were, of course, generally weaker than melee weapons, because that's how logic works.
Omg I had so much fun you guys 2019-09-03 02:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Rhoda is being hit on by a persistent (and fairly clueless) man in a bar! OH NOES! And yes, she’s at least 21 in this scenario, because where would a person even get a fake ID? It’s impossible.
She responds by shrinking him and growing herself, which isn’t necessarily valid conflict resolution, but whatever. This man is...
Ashley is playing around with a magic remote made by Tedd, and...
To be fair, even Fallout New Vegas insists you go get revenge on Chandler Bing.
Also to be fair, you can literally find him, forgive him instead, and seduce him, but you're still gonna have to do SOMETHING with him at some point.
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Who is that hooded Arthur? I mean, that Arthur in the hood? I mean, that Arthur named Arthur?
Whatever. It...
2019-08-30 22:38:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe last poll (with "female character grows, male shrinks") wasn't close, with "Ashley with Elliot" winning with 74 votes.
Second place, "Rhoda being hit on by a male character", only had 52 votes.
So there will be an Ashley with Elliot poll, no question. However, should the...
2019-08-30 17:39:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Write what you know, they say, and I know games that aren't really that expertly designed that I nonetheless have played the heck out of.
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I decided tickle science was an excellent note to end on, and that we should move on to incredibly timely video game parody.
With that in mind, I've revisited Fable 2 recently, and heck, that's only 11 ye...
2019-08-28 21:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostSORRY! The first version had duplicate answers in the poll somehow. Please vote again if you did already >_<
Followup Size Change Poll for End of Month Poll
"Female character GROWS, and male character SHRINKS" won the poll!
However, there's the question of scenario... (can vote for more than one)
For each of these, the female character grow...
2019-08-28 17:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies to those rooting for a Grace-Elliot-Tedd-Ashley cuddle pile, presumably arranged in that order.
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I wanted this question answered, but I wanted a twist without creating yet another shipping scenario.
Enter Ellen being a troll to save the day! And rudely tickle Elliot. Because she is a troll.
Not, like, an evil troll. There are... Well,...
2019-08-27 01:52:48 +0000 UTC View PostAt least one of the polls is going to involve this sort of nonsense, and here you can vote for which manner of nonsense it will be.
There will be a followup poll in which more details are decided upon before the final poll. Can vote for more than one.
2019-08-25 22:45:40 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT - Was missing some shadows
Description - Sarah the scientist has accidentally turned herself into a curvy cowgirl! Specifically, consistency of mass is for losers, and she’s grown bigger with some clothes stretching and ripping.
I really wasn't planning on finishing this when I did, but I started working, I was having fun, m...
2019-08-25 03:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't like that the first panel feels a bit redundant, but given the "science" they were up to, showing much more than that would've been a bit much o_o;;;
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Wait a minute.
This ISN'T fan fiction written by one of the characters in the comic itself?! How can this...
Wait. If a character in the comic writes fiction about other charac...
2019-08-23 19:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post
FOR SCIENCE! And nothing else!
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See, I want to say that Sarah is writing this, but I imagine Elliot would just be his regular self if she were the one typing?
Grace, meanwhile, would write something completely innocent that others would interpret as being anything but.
One could argue Ashley, but Ashley, whether intentionally or not, tends to i...
2019-08-21 21:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Grace would gleefully voice the solution were she there, but sadly, she is not.
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What am I even writing at this point?
Am I sure I'm even the author? Maybe Ashley wrote this? Or Grace?
Maybe Tedd wrote this. Wouldn't that be a twist.
2019-08-19 23:10:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Went with two images instead of one, because at HD size, the height would exceed 1080, which didn't seem ideal.
EDIT - And then I changed that, because I didn't like how the gallery display was handled.
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It took a great deal of complicated math and equations to figure out how exactly they would wind up that way, as I didn't like the idea of "Elliot's...
2019-08-16 22:41:34 +0000 UTC View PostSOMEONE NEEDS TO BE A COLLEGE PROFESSOR! NO TIME TOO EXPLAIN!
I mean, there's plenty of time, really. Still not going to.
Can vote for more than one.
2019-08-15 21:17:36 +0000 UTC View PostI've decided to make the next EGSNP a double-sized Friday comic.
This is mostly for my health, but also because I realized what I could do with that.
2019-08-14 22:16:45 +0000 UTC View Post
You spin me round...
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In truth, Elliot didn't go in a proper circle. If he'd done so, he'd have hit a wall. I'm not sure if correcting for that would have been better or worse for dizziness? I really do not know the physics of that.
I do know that there were tire swings at my elementary school that were hung in such a way that you could spin around i...
2019-08-12 23:22:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Must... Use... LOGIC!
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That's still abnormally high strength, Tedd, and that strength contained in a smaller package could be like something being more dense, so you might be splitting hairs, there.
Then again, thinking this stuff through is how you're getting yourself into "science mode", so maybe I should cut you some slack, here.
In any case...
2019-08-09 21:39:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Too... Many... Inappropriate... Thoughts...!
(Sorry this wasn't posted last night. Patreon was down for maintenance when I was ready to post it)
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Sorry for the delay between comics. My body went on strike. It was holding out for more cookies, which I keep telling it is a bad idea, but it doesn't want to listen!
Also, I felt bad and had...
2019-08-08 16:11:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Accusations that this storyline was only written to ship tease are groundless!
It does other stuff too, I'll have you know.
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And now, a glimpse into the brilliant mind of... an ARTIST.
"I want people to have a general idea of the relative heights of Cheerleadra and Tedd (with Cheerleadra's boots on, anyway), so I'll show them from a zoomed out,...
2019-08-02 18:04:09 +0000 UTC View Post(Can vote for more than one)
Sarah the scientist has accidentally turned herself into a curvy cowgirl! Specifically...
2019-07-31 03:45:22 +0000 UTC View Post(Can vote for more than one)
Looks like scientist Ashley! But...
(Sidenote: Liz in black clothing milestone will either be Wednesday or Friday. Something based on those “there’s no time to explain” polls will be next after that. There’ll also be similar, though less rushed, polls next week).
2019-07-31 03:41:39 +0000 UTC View Post
S-s-s-s-SCIENCE!
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I MUST have commented on that X and the mat behind it before, but who knows when or where, so here we go. The X is tape of the ground to designate where to stand for transformation zapping, an on the wall is a cushioned mat just in case someone falls back or the TF zappery misses.
Granted, Tedd hasn't actually tested whether the TF ...
2019-07-30 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHERE WILL NEVER BE TIME TO EXPLAIN CAN VOTE FOR MORE THAN ONE!
2019-07-28 21:26:41 +0000 UTC View PostNO TIME TO EXPLAIN BEYOND YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE!
2019-07-28 19:42:30 +0000 UTC View PostTHERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
EXCEPT TO LIKE COMMENTS IF YOU LIKE THE CHARACTER THEY SAY!
2019-07-28 16:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Casual hugs and cuddles?! That Grace is a bad influence!
EDIT - Fixed a voice bubble
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Tedd is the worst at playing doctor. Grace can say all the suggestive stuff she wants, and Tedd will just give an actual amateur physical.
Okay, that's not completely accurate. The real danger would be accidentally coming up with symptoms that Tedd wo...
2019-07-28 03:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
CUTENESS!
Apologies if Patreon is down for maintenance when you see the e-mail for this. There was a message that said it would be down, but it appears to be up, so who knows.
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Of course Elliot had the most innocent of all reasons to do that.
And I want to say he's right in that last panel, but what if you slipped while trying to land?...
2019-07-25 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post