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[M4A] You're so good to take care of me [BFE] [Reverse Comfort] [Sick] [Cosy] [Bilingual] [Soft] [Relaxing] [Blowjob] [Breathing] [Cuddle SFX] [Little kisses] [Falling asleep] [Domestic] [Early Access]

So here's a new audio! Inspired by my recent health (or lack thereof), I recorded this little thing.

Now recently some of you poked me with questions about what I say in my bilingual bits so I even made an english dubbed version for the main bilingual bit for my Patrons . You can find it here:
2021-07-15 19:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 15?: I'm back! And not sick anymore! (kinda...)

Hi there lovelies!

Here's a little crunch time for you all to tap into this warm Thursday.

Audios will be up shortly. 🥐

Twitch link mentioned:
https://www.twitch.tv/crunchyva 

Little illness in the spanner!

Hi lovelies, I’ve fallen sick out on my trip and made my way home again.

Crunch time is postponed ❤️

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 10: The text episode

Hi! ❤️

Crunch is drunk and in bed! I’d hate to not keep the episodes going, and while skipping one is tempting, I thought a text one might be a decent alternative. So here we are!

We have some new patrons join in the last few days, and I just want to say welcome! thank you so much for being here ❤️ I recommend going through the airtable audio Index un...

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 9: Oh my, a short one!

A short little poke from me to you.

Have a great friday <3

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 8: Answering comments, aka the long episode.

Hi lovelies!

This morning I decided to drown my sorrows of Denmark losing by replying to comments on my latest Reddit post!

A bit of a hangover, a bit of a sleepy morning voice, and some binaural keyboard asmr sounds while I write my replies.
So strap in, put this in the background while doing something else.

See you tomorrow 🍋

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 7: Drunk football talks, oh no.

Oh no I recorded crunch time drunk. Denmark lost! And Spain! So now I’m in bed. 

Suuuper tired. I have no idea what to write, but I suppose that was the original goal of crunch time. Raw and unfiltered crunch 🤍

Big hugs, see you tomorrow! 🇩🇰🇪🇸

Car thingy - new versions! Fresh out the oven.

Revision has happened and two versions of yesterdays audio has emerged! The revision only focused on the driving sounds and making a non-meta alternative version that just has the fantasy in on itself.

I'll be posting these to Reddit tomorrow I think, but here they are for you!

Sending big hugs. 🍋

2021-07-06 15:39:14 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 6: Productive Tuesday, feedback and content talk

Hi friends! New day new crunch time :)

I've been reading through my feedback form and email today, and have some thoughts on some of the feedback I've gotten!

I always appreciate people taking their time out to tell me what they think of my content, and sometimes it helps me work on things if the feedback is constructive!

Look out for the 2.0 version of the car audio hitt...

[M4F] [M4A] You have no idea what being under you does to me [Outercourse] [Grinding] [Car] [Kissing] [Please] [Hydration] [Breathing] [Hold the moan] [Semi-public] [Fingers in mouth] [Meta] [4th wall break] [Cum for me] [Aftercare] [Rambles] [Silly] [Early Access]

Hello lovelies!

So that car thing I mentioned? Yeah I just had to record something for it. 🍋

I might redo the editing on it a bit before posting it on Reddit, but either way you get this version now! Fresh out the recording oven. Warm moans, coming right up! Hehe.

I hope you like it!

Goodnight from Denmark ❤

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 5: Hedonism, Meaning of life and meeting strangers

Hello friends! Back in my office to record stuff.

I'm working on audios today, but also thinking a lot! Here are some of my thoughts.

Feel free to share yours on this topic, too! 💕

July Audio Exclusive Poll

Hello friends! New month means new exclusive Patreon poll time.

Let's see what you guys will vote for this month! <3

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 4: I'm in a car mothertruckers!

iiiiiiit's crunch time!

Little update, big hugs. I hope your Sunday is going well 💕

cw/ there's a child that screams in the distance at the end of the audio.

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 3: Oh the great outdoors!

Little talk before the Denmark match in the Euro 2020.

Looking forward to hearing from you, and updating you again tomorrow! 🌱

[M4A] Crunch time - EP 2: The Jingle! And Podcasts [Daily short talks]

Day 2!

Since no topic was suggested from the winner, I just went on to talk about something else hehe.

Hugs 🍋

also i will lower the volume of the jingle in the future, it's a tad loud in retrospect haha.

[M4A] Crunch time - First one, let's go! [Daily short talks]

Okay so I recorded this today and hopefully will record more of these every day, all throughout the month. 

This isn't premium tailored content, this is me clicking record with various degrees of energy and or topics to talk about. Short, unedited messes.

I probably won't keep to the 5 minute idea, but it's there haha.

Oh and the descriptions probably will be short too,...

[M4A] Can't sleep, dear? Unwind with me. [SFW] [Slow] [Relaxing] a little [Meta] [Sleep aid] [Hushed]

Hi there lovelies. New month, and with it my continued effort of making better sleep-aid starts anew! 😋

I feel like this one marks the start of a slower, more delicately paced string of audios. Either be sfw or nsfw. I've found myself enjoying the calm, tender moments more in my content, and will look more into these sorts of things.

While short, I really do...

[M4F] What are you doing out in the rain? Let me warm you up. [Gentle Mdom] [Sound Effects] [Past lovers] [Kissing] [Binaural] [Shower] [Fireplace] [Whispers] [Laughing] [Shower sex] [Cuddles] [Rain] [Appreciation] [Affection] little bit of [Spanish] [Cum for me] [Relax with me] [Cockwarming] [Early Access]

New contender for longest audio 👏

Hi friends! So I managed to do a pretty decent cut and edit of the audio I recorded this morning, and I'm quite pleased with the result! It takes a bit of a different route than other audios, as there are multiple "locations".

Here's a little screenshot of what the audacity project looks like right now before squashing it all d...

Update Rambleganza: Cat sitting, DM thoughts, Twitter 4k, Cosytrapped and more!

Let's talk without letting me edit anything! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In this little update audio I talk about all sorts of things! There's a lot to update you guys on, and I didn't even mention my current Twitch thoughts, my ideas for collabs, or the fun sfw content I have in store. I suppose I'll just have to make another update again soon, haha.

Here's a cropped version o...

Cat-sitting, pictures!

Now excuse me while I sort out these allergies... 🍋

[M4A] Comfort and Company [SFW] [Appreciation] [Sound effects] [Rambles] [Existentialism] [Musical Interlude] [What are truffles even] [Silly]

Hey again friends!

I've been working on sfw audios for a bit, and while the intention is to post them on Youtube some day, I was thinking sharing them here with you first might be a perfect way for me to find out what you guys enjoy.

More nsfw stuff soon, maybe a update ramble too before you know it. :)

Big hugs from me to you,
and a big thank you to everyone who has ...

[M4A] Catboy Crunch demands pets [SFW] [Catboy] [Pets] [Water] [Purrs] [Meows] [Binaural] [ASMR]

Hi friends!

I did a live recording of a sfw catboy audio on Twitch the other day, and after editing out some out of character bits, I present to you the audio here!

When I eventually get my Youtube channel up and going, this audio will be hosted there too :)

Enjoy, mrreow! 🍋

Studio Arhoj Trip! | Video

Hey all!

I went to Studio Arhoj today to get another ghostie!
My original intention was to do some voice-over work, but I ended up just adding some music and cutting things together in your typical vlogger-style montage video haha.

I hope you enjoy this short little thing!

Ideas for names for our new friend?

Goodnight ❤

ps. the video should be un-privated...

[M4F] Lunch can wait, let me take you here in the kitchen [BFE] [Bad Jokes] [Kisses] [Kitchen Sex] [Blowjob] [Silly] [Danish] [Heat] [Creampie] [Aftercare] [4th wall break] [Sonder] [Music] [Early Access]

Hello there friends!

The days are warm, and my mind goes to lovely domestic vibes. But also a more free and loose take on how to end an audio? I know it resembles what I've been doing recently, but I felt like just banking a bit harder on the 4th wall aftercare. So here it is! A new audio, from me to you.

I hope you're enjoying your weekend 🍋

Bloopers - There is no reason to be jealous when I already own you

Here's a little post with bloopers and outtakes from my latest Patreon Exclusive!

Enjoy my silly mistakes and me talking to myself like an insane person 🍋

Audio Index!

https://airtable.com/shrssRqdIoiIo5rcb

Hello lovelies 🍋

Since I put a pause on working on my website, I still thought it'd be a good idea to get a proper audio index out of the way for you. I know Patreon and Reddit are both terrible places to browse through for finding new or specific content, so th...

[M4F] There is no reason to be jealous when I already own you [Mdom] [Controlling] [Possessive] [Gaslighting] [Jealous] [Yandere-ish] technically [BFE] [Breathplay] [Blowjob] [Fingering] [Choking] [Degradation] optional no [Check-in] version [Dearest] [Danish] [Spanish] [Meta] [4th wall break] [Kisses] [So many tags] [Patreon Exclusive]

Hello lovelies!

This months Patreon Exclusive has just rolled in and guess what, it's so very different than most of the stuff I post! Here you get my best go at a toxic, manipulative boyfriend. He's possessive, he gaslights, ((but also checks-in halfway through!!)).

If you want the version with no check-in, then you can find it 2021-06-16 14:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Pictures from the video!

Some of you requested the full size of the pictures, so here they are!

Feel free to use them for anything you'd like.

♥

Forest Walk - Picture Talk

Hey all!

Since you seemed to like my last picture series so much I decided to go for another forest walk! I talk about the pictures in this video here.

I unfortunately am terrible at recording video with my phone, so instead of walk and talks, we just look over the pictures at my desk, with me sitting in a robe after a lovely shower!

It's been a while since I've done a vi...

[M4F] You can keep fucking me as long as you don't cum [Gentle Mdom] [BFE] [Riding] [Edging] [Don't cum] [Cum for me] [Meta] [4th Wall Break] [End credits] [Wet sounds] [Creampie] [Cum tasting] [Kissing] [Chair creaking] [Appreciation] [Distraction] [Early Access]

Hi! Super tired crompch just finished editing this little piece of work!

I don't know what to write here tbh. - it's a cute, silly take on something I find quite hot on the receiving end.

Please do let me know what you think 🍋

Goodnight!