Portland is what the entire world would be like if Dr. Seuss had written The Bible. Thank you to Myroom Records, the seven foot penis guys, MC MC, 80s Guy, Peach, Madcucks, Sean, Layc, Heather S, The Secret Society, that poor bastard at the Local Lounge having the worst karaoke night of his life, DIEGO, and Ben from The Drunken Peasants.
Custom TP, Top Gay Staffs of Ra, Hard Dickels, Every...
2018-03-01 21:52:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Portland is what the entire world would be like if Dr. Seuss had written The Bible. Thank you to Myroom Records, the seven foot penis guys, MC MC, 80s Guy, Peach, Madcucks, Sean, Layc, Heather S, The Secret Society, that poor bastard at the Local Lounge having the worst karaoke night of his life, DIEG...
2018-03-01 06:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Road Rage: Portland, planting the strip club seed, cops preventing crimes, 80s Guy loses his keys, the Portland Goss Bomb, women hiding your stuff, bathroom fans that are too quiet and the poop orchestra, Jane Walker Black, the future dystopia and the purchasing power of wom...
2018-02-27 14:28:59 +0000 UTC View Post
7 foot penises. Hot pocket Goss. The Madcucks' gambit. Lost keys. A waffle eating contest. Portland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpVJ5JaYD10
2018-02-26 04:59:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This time I brought duck tape. Will the internet hold out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtgQlDnvjU
2018-02-25 04:22:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Dick Show Album is released and hits #1 in ALL CATEGORIES, I have an altercation with someone else's neighbors, The Maddox IQ Test story, catching your pocket on door handles, a new working lolsuit theory, my life-threatening whale T-shirt, Peach tells us how to identify...
2018-02-20 14:58:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be here talkin, unless Maddox's TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER gets granted. Just filed. Read it and weep...from laughter, lolsuit.com
See you mothereffers in Portland!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ozmlFXqo0
2018-02-16 19:16:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Did Nick cover everything?? Let's find out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d2qBtmieyo
2018-02-14 23:26:20 +0000 UTC View Post
People who ignore "The Zipper", the mystery of my broken toilet, Smiley my broken handyman, "My House" TV has turned me into a dog, Nick Rekieta calls in with some Hot Goss about Maddox's maybe two or three time DUI lawyer "Dog Bite" Kevin Landau, Asterios' Cernovich sex tap...
2018-02-13 15:31:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The show is going to start a little later because I'm calling in to THE MILO SHOW in the morning. Hehe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWAgZv30KDE
2018-02-10 18:25:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The bikini chicks from Ivan "Ironman" Stewart's Super Off-Road, Western Feminism intersects with Islamic Fundamentalism, eSports "practice", the "fake because", April O'Neil, the endless blue balls of waiting on a single computer part, forgetting your wallet, Jordan Petersen...
2018-02-06 15:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone's going to be watching THE BIG GAME on Sunday--because no one can say "Super Bowl" for some fucking reason so we all have to say "Big Game" and listen to "Big Game" on the radio for commercials about big screen TV sales like stupid morons, like we're on the intro of Rosanne drinking BEER, and GRAPE, and SODA. Go check it out. Dan's Budweiser can says "Beer" in italics. So we're recording ...
2018-02-02 01:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post
The Ultimate Douchebag Machine, Acting!, Small Time Tyrants, Dexter meets The Gimp, Coach is pregnant, a mob of angry Q's from Google target Nick Rekieta, what Lettuce Jones missed the most in jail, where bastards come from, The 2018 "Be More F*ck-able" Challenge, body camer...
2018-01-30 15:37:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Pooping in Lederhosen, the curse of never-ending stamina, not-level advice on prostitution, the loneliest Dickhead, Matty P and salsa jars are too high, adblockers and spite, people who shout at dogs, academic affirma...
2018-01-27 16:55:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Pooping in Lederhosen, the curse of never-ending stamina, not-level advice on prostitution, the loneliest Dickhead, Matty P and salsa jars are too high, adblockers and spite, people who shout at dogs, academic affirmative action, slow gas pumps, the Jesus of Lawsuits, and the full uncut audio fr...
2018-01-27 16:54:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Dickel-mania is sweeping the Internet. Nick's calling in because he pissed off Google, Madcucks is calling in. Lettuce Jones is calling in?
Sun 11AM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxxiBzK-XXo
2018-01-26 19:53:50 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for some late-night goofy Dickness with Sean the Audio Engineer and your pal the 20 Million Dollar Man. Shitty inventions, your rages, and I think I'll play the uncut Episode 17 audio that changed the world as we know it--you know the one!
Any stories I missed? Pop it into the comments below or be on the stream and I'll get to it, my Dickel-ings! It's hard to believe, but this show now...
2018-01-25 00:43:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Yoga pants vs. bustles, NSFW: a pitch for the mutually beneficial segregation of men and women, "Content" ruined the Internet, man's endless quest to escape the bastards, "Steven Universe" is degenerate, The Women's March, oddguy from Encyclopedia Dramatica calls in with a l...
2018-01-23 15:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
EZ PZ calling in. Madcucks...maybe. Many different types of news. I'll be talking about bras and school.
Also Dickels will be given out IN STREAM--provided I can get this fucking blockchain to sync...
Sunday Noon PST!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHUl2yz8Xvo
2018-01-19 18:32:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Attention Patreonis: ROAD RAGE: PORTLAND tickets are now on sale!!
Use promo code: TDSPORTLAND
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose book failed so he said, "F*ck it."
He sued everyone
Under the sun
Til his case was so weak he could cuck it!
Also Rups is comin in. Wow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytttFLW4kkg
2018-01-13 22:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Weed should be illegal again, Count Dankula calls in with a fuckery update, Denzel nuts, Nick Rekieta goes over Asterios' lolsuit defense and defines defaming, Scotland brings the dumbest asshole in the world out of retirement, The Dick Show Album draws near, Sergio and Brun...
2018-01-09 17:09:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your nearest gun and/or toilet lid, put on your frowniest face, and get ready to ponder the ambiguities of heroic fascism as Coach, Jamie Lynn Hughes and I watch Dredd; the story of one man's fight to enforce the laws of logical fallacies across the mean streets of Mega City One.
Special thanks to Andy Lee for the thumbna...
2018-01-09 01:24:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Leaks are popping up faster than they were ON THE TITANIC. What did Sean say about me that allowed Maddox to continue working with him? What audio does Asterios not want played? Count Dankula and his Nazi pug calls in with the most frustrating update in the universe. The Dick Show 2018: Be More Fuckable Contest. A very special Road Rage: Portland, and, if your mom's birthday is very close to Chris...
2018-01-06 20:23:40 +0000 UTC View Post
#NotMyShower, Policing Language of Dehumanization, The Waut3rgate Leaks: Part II, unbelievable loading spinners, Maddox's Christmas Lights, 10-round magazines, exact change, manipulative popups, a reimagining of Aessop's Fables, Don't Walk Away...Run, "hehe", how to navigate...
2018-01-03 01:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Monday 1PM PST
Get your predictions for 2018 in while they're hot and always keep an "I told you so" in your back pocket. We're going to have a year of new books, new live shows, new albums, new heroes, new villains, the end of lolsuits and lawsuits, and the beginning of new memes and dreams...it's going to be one hell of a year.
Watch and listen--and hell even chat along, with Madcucks and myself as we watch the story of Rambo: First Triggering; the story of a guy who went to Vietnam and then when he got back, too many people corrected him about the title of his movie not being "Rambo" and actually being "First Blood", so he kicked the shit out of them. We get it. Fuck you.
Special thanks to 2017-12-28 01:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The Yawn Police, post-seasonal regret, I get served again, lies on Tinder, getting to first base with an alien, universal habitat for humanity, how to handle your gentleman's sausage in space, how to have sex in space suits, Antarctica's semen policy, sour grapes, Madcucks' ...
2017-12-26 03:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: Rocket Man caught in meteor shower. Show starts at 8PM.
Rocket Man will be in studio--unless he has to go to INTO SPACE. Gimme your space questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3EjVyghQs
2017-12-20 17:21:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Snooping through other people's phones, I have become a noodle man, fruit flies, nose hairs, shitty after-market controllers, my ten-year, pants-shitting banjo bet, terrible 20-something innovations, working out and t...
2017-12-20 16:22:31 +0000 UTC View Post