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early access! aharr me hearties!!!!!!!!!
this one's come out kinda weird. i liked the script but idk if i like my performance. hope you do though!!
oh and don't forget to catch...
2023-05-03 16:11:41 +0000 UTC View Postcarrying on from last time, here's another hour of me reading the Curse of Strahd D&D sourcebook. enjoy, I hope!
love,
Phas 💖
Against the wishes of your merchant baron father, you've snuck out to the wing of the estate that has been dedicated to scientific research, intending to meet the estate scientist. The two of you get on like a house on fire.
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early access! this one was written by my friend Seh. first time in a long time i've recorded something written by someone else. i hope you like it, i really...
2023-04-29 14:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post
You finally played together and by all accounts you should have had a great time - but this one pesky thing got in the way. Good thing your ex - or, rather, your boyfriend - was there to comfort you.
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early access! the fucking Your Ex guy is BACK BOYS. AND there's more D&D shit. whoa. oh my god.
as always i'll be streaming at 9pm UK time (in just over a...
2023-04-26 18:49:39 +0000 UTC View Posthey sweethearts! yesterday i posted 2 versions of the same audio, one for people who prefer to be called "boy", and one for people who prefer to be called "girl".
the last time i did alt versions of an audio for gender or anatomy differences, i made a single post and added an alt version as an ...
2023-04-24 19:53:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In this audio, you are referred to as "girl". If you'd prefer to be called "boy", listen to this one!
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here's a real spicy conclusion to this audio. i hope you like b...
In this audio, you are referred to as "boy". If you'd prefer to be called "girl", listen to this one!
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here's a real spicy conclusion to this audio. i hope you like bei...
2023-04-23 14:35:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The pit he felt in his stomach when he heard the news of your engagement was without compare. Luckily enough for him, you felt the same.
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early access!! when i was trying to tell a friend the premise for this one, i said "what's that fucking show with the big house. it's got like 'abbey' in the name or something. there's a butler"
i can't even think of the name of the show ...
2023-04-22 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The deadline's looming, but the flow just won't come - then you hear a voice that dissolves all of your worries.
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early access! wow what a logline. it's awful. anyway, enjoy, this one's comfy and chill. the one on saturday is gonna be a bit more fun, and - yes- will have a NSFW patreon exclusive sequel 😌
really pleased that i've managed to stick to my little schedule so ...
2023-04-19 19:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostYou didn't think you'd ever see each other again after that night, even if you wanted to -- but fate had other plans.
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here's a funny little exclusive thing for you. i wrote this a few weeks ago and, for whatever reason, didn't feel like putting it on youtube. so now it's yours!! i hope u like it 😌
love,
phas 💖
It's been years since you worked together on a job, and now happenstance has forced you together again, for better or for worse.
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early access! thank u to Lia and Arri on my discord server for giving me the idea. i'm glad to go back into space, though 2023-04-15 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The party was kinda wild, and now, the next morning, you've woken up on your crush's sofa, alone - but not for long.
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early access. comfy. still on schedule. hhhhhhh
i'll be streaming on twitch at 9pm today - that's in 3 hours and 15 minutes from this post going live. do drop buy and check that out if...
2023-04-12 16:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
hello my loves! my goodness, there are a lot more of you here now. welcome! i'm so glad to have you.
a few people have suggested posting outtakes occasionally, but the problem is I don't really have them! not normally, anyway. for this audio, i recorded the whole session in two separate projects, so i coul...
2023-04-10 08:57:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, after all, it seems the cure may be at hand -- all thanks to you.
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early access. vampire 3. finale. enjoy.
if you haven't see my schedule, do check that out, but please note that there won't be as scripted exclusive tomorrow, as i've already uploaded one this week. i may...
2023-04-08 18:52:50 +0000 UTC View PostNote: All streaming is on hold at the moment, but I'll be back soon!
2pm - 5pm
Stream on Twitch
2pm - 5pm
Stream on Twitch
The audio above assumes the listener has a vagina. Please see the attachment for a version where the listener has a penis ✌🏻 Jump to 24:03 to get right to the new, spicy stuff.
After sleeping together, he'd got a taste for the feeling of your skin against his, and he wanted more. He wanted to pleasure you, like he hadn't done for so long.
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sorry for th...
2023-04-04 19:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the next day, and he's been working all through the night on his cure. Now he wants to move on to the next stage - bonding with you to appease Lathander. Or, at least, he *claims* that's the reason.
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early access! so, i wrote a sequel to the previous audio and accidentally ended up with a 3,300 word script? this is my longest audio ever, and it doesn't even have a NSFW concl...
2023-04-03 21:01:57 +0000 UTC View Post
After heading out on your own, despite still being a hunter's apprentice, it's not long before you stumble upon a vampire. Luckily for you, he means you know harm - quite the opposite.
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early access before i wrote this one, i wrote another mundane, real-world script, and that was supposed to come out before this. but, idk, i wasn't feeling it. i might not ever record it. might ju...
2023-03-29 12:35:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis is an essay, or a blog post, or something, that I wrote today on and about the writing device I bought recently, the AlphaSmart 3000. You definitely didn't subscribe for this, and I'm sorry for wasting your time with it - you probably shouldn't read it.
But if you like old tech and weird ...
2023-03-28 17:27:57 +0000 UTC View Posti hope you liked this the first time i did it, because, well, here's even more. this covers the start of chapter 5; areas N1, N2 and N3.
if you *don't* like D&D, i'm really sorry 😅. but hopefully this is still enjoyable as a sleep aid - i kept my voice even throughout, so i hope you're a...
2023-03-23 17:04:46 +0000 UTC View Post
You always had a bit of a thing for him. He always had a bit of a thing for you. Why didn't he just say something, all those years ago? Well, now's his chance.
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to be honest with you, i kinda liked the muffled-music-and-crowd ambience from the club anxiety audio, and i wanted an excuse to use it again... so pretend this is the exactly same setting, and just focuses on different c...
2023-03-21 16:47:06 +0000 UTC View Posthere's the full version, exclusively for you, my beautiful patrons. it is cute, it is soapy, it is sexy. i hope you enjoy it x
(and if you just wanna hear the new stuff, it starts at 14m23s)
love,
phas 💖
Everything in your relationship seems perfect - except the distance. One night, on a call, he impulsively buys plane tickets, and before you know it you're finally seeing each other in-person for the first time.
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here's early access to my next cute thing. i like this topic a lot. i'm surprised it took me this long to do it. i hope you like it too, even though it's kinda bitterswe...
2023-03-14 16:29:27 +0000 UTC View PostYou're not having the best time on a night out, and he picks up on it. You find a cosy little back room and relax for a bit together.
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early access. nice, simple one. comfy.
also, the youtube channel just got to 10k subs, which i'm hype about. i'm doing a live stream Q&A to celebrate - if you have anything you wonder about me, please go ask in the comments 2023-03-09 22:04:35 +0000 UTC View Post
You got through to him, and he wasn't able to control his desires. What happens next, he knows he shouldn't give in to - but he can't help himself.
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if you just wanna hear the conclusion, it starts at 13:35. enjoy ✨
love,
phas 💖
After you sustained an injury, Joel headed out on his own to find supplies to tend to your wounds, which turn out not to be as bad as you first thought. The thought of losing you was much worse to him than your injury, and feelings bubble to the surface.
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so yeah, i'm doing an accent in this one. i hope you enjoy it. let me know what you think (i'm kinda nervous about it !!)
<... 2023-03-02 21:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostI'm just asking out of curiosity. This totally isn't anything to do with my next audio. (It actually is.)
I loved the games, and am really enjoying the TV show. The casting choices are spectacular. Pedro...
What do you all think of it?
2023-03-02 14:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Over a decade before the great betrayal, you meet your royal protector for the first time. Or is it the first time? Perhaps your machinations have made the moment more meaningful than expected.
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hey my lovelies. here's early access to my next audio. it's another royal protector one. i'm really loving this character, what can I say? there's a little twist...
2023-02-25 18:12:40 +0000 UTC View PostI recorded part 3 of the royal protector audio earlier today, and thought it all came out fine - but just found when it came to edit the thing that there's a bunch of background noise, electrical interference and, worst, a whole load of pops or clicks that sound like they were caused by a buffer overflow. The recording's unusable, I'll have to re-record it tomorrow.
When things like this ...
2023-02-24 20:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Anxiety's a bitch, and it's keeping you up. Your supportive boyfriend doesn't mind you waking him up - and he's more than happy to help you empty your mind and drift off to sleep with a special technique of his.
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i genuinely use this all the time. i've been having a few restless nights lately, but so far this has worked every time, even if i'm just thinking it to myself instead o...
2023-02-17 17:39:11 +0000 UTC View Post