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Louisville Slugger

I asked E what was in her fanny pack.

She pulled out a miniature Louisville slugger.

I don’t know much about baseball but it said “The Big Hurt” in silver letters along the handle.

I fucking love kinksters.

(Here she is hitting me with it.)

Heart & E - Persephone Party (2023)


2023-03-17 04:44:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Women Talking and other inconveniences.

I wanted to stab my almost-ex-husband when I mentioned the name of the Oscar movie I was rooting for and he made a stupid face and a bad joke.

The movie was Sarah Polley’s Women Talking. He dismissed it (in front of my sons) based on his repulsion at the title alone. “I don’t think I’d be interested in that one,” he laughed.

I did not laugh.

“It’s a movie abou...

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And we’re back!

Hi friends! I’ve missed you. Here I am back on my bullshit (spanking pretty girls while wearing a flower crown) and having the time of my life.

Our coven party last weekend was just what my soul needed to propel me through March. There’s lots of snow where we live, and nothing is growing yet, so these are dark times for a sun-deficient bunny like myself. A debaucherous night with my ...

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Squee!

We’re having a much needed gay girl gang getaway this weekend! Here are some throwback photos from one of the last times we had a theme party at Eden’s place in the country. I can’t wait to get to spank pretty girls wearing flower crowns and show you all the photo evidence. 🥳

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Countdown

In another month it’ll be warm enough for me to start training again in my circus gym/garage. I can’t fucking wait. In the mean time I’m working on healing from a pinched nerve in my back… which is slooooooow going. I am not the most patient… especially with myself. But I like being strong, and I want to keep lifting and training to get stronger. So I’m working on my patience.

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Touch

(You should hear the sweet sounds she makes when I touch her.)

Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York

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Wanting

When the wanting became too much they followed the pull and pressed into each other.


Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York

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Next

I’m playing with silly photo edits instead of doing the real work, but as long as you’re here Patrons then this is technically real work. (*smirky face*)

Thank you, as always, for your support. I’m so excited about our event next month, I need some coven magic, and I know you’re going to love our party theme and all the fun babe brigade photos.

I can feel some changes comi...

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Looking forward to…

I can’t keep it a secret any more Patreon pals… in 2 weeks time the coven is HAVING A FUCKING PARTY!!!

It’s been a long time coming and we’re all antsy to get together and soak up that big witch energy. We’re going to pile into my minivan and road trip to Eden’s place in the country. Kitten and Cath are coming into town (maybe even Betty!) and it’s gonna be a thrill just to...

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Enticing

“Why don’t you show me how you touch yourself when nobody’s watching?”

Heart & Piper - Photo by Guy New York

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Panda Socks!

The second photo with Piper’s laugh makes my heart sing. I miss being silly in bed with her.

(Shout out to my rainbow unicorn phone case.)

Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York

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Not street legal though…

The thing is, this dress should be acceptable for me to wear anywhere.

Heart (dress by thistle & spire) - Sapphic Slumber Party #9 - September 2022

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Stoned Thoughts from a Strange Weekend

(Content warning: this post includes a brief description of a real and scary true crime, but mostly it’s ranting about a puppy.)

My almost-ex-husband and my very-tired-from-shift-work girlfriend have joined forces, for the first time, to BULLY ME into getting a puppy. 🙄They’ve never bonded over anything before, they quietly respect each other but they’ve never found them...

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Post Office Trip

Hi friends! I’m working on instax orders today… if you wanted to get your hands on the super hot Sapphic Slumber Party instax collection from event #9 I can put yours in the mail tonight!

Click here to take a peek at my store.

(Reminder, Patreon supporters get a sexy bonus pic… 😽)

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Love, Max

A pipe burst in her building, the water will be shut off for days. So she’s staying with me, and my giant teenagers, and my wiggly bad dog, and intermittent visits from my almost-ex-husband. A Valentine bonus. She’s helping me restore the dollhouse my grandfather made for me in 1982. She convinced one of the kids to watch The Last of Us with us, it’s been amazing, even though “mom close...

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Hey Valentine 💘

This is my Valentine to myself today:

  • I’m gonna do my stretches and drink lots of water
  • I’m gonna listen to music that makes me skip and dance
  • I’m gonna put my whole heart into the important parts
  • I’m gonna rest when I’m done

I took this nakey pic last weekend at Max’s house while she was at work. Wearing my headphones and nothing els...

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Queer Enough

I wrote this in 2018 for a ‘Zine we made on Queerness for one of our slumber parties. I wanted to share it with you in full since it only exists in the lingerie drawers and ephemera boxes of a few select badasses. (And if you’re wondering, yes: you’re queer enough.)

(Photo: Heart & Piper 2017 - Guys New York)

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

Queer Enough - ...

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Sunday Sweetness

I hope wherever you are this Sunday you’re able to take some time to do something for your soul. (Here I am doing several things for my soul.)

Guy New York took this beautiful photo of me teasing Piper while she reads one of her favourite dirty books, 2023-02-12 18:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post

On Saying No

I’m so excited to share this little essay I wrote for Feeld. “On Saying No” is about learning how to get better at setting boundaries.

“Knowing your limits and speaking up to protect yourself are critical life skills, and also critical kink skills.” (Click the link above to read more.)

Also while you’re there check out 2023-02-09 03:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Happy Porn

Ohhh sybian rides are fun. This photo was taken Friday night when Betty was demonstrating her lovely machine. She took the train with it! It packs into an innocuous black bag. 😇

Betty was kind enough to offer to volunteer to go first to show us the sybian’s capacities. Beth was her lovely assistant (god I love her smile). You can see me being a total perv in the background, showing m...

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Best Shower Ever

The mansion has a whole room that’s a shower. An entire tiled room with windows on 2 sides and vines growing over the lattice. You can see the street and the sky and the neighbours. There’s a chair, a table for your beverage, speakers. It’s a little oasis.

Heart - Sapphic Slumber Party #9 - 2022

2023-02-04 02:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Tea Time

Good morning Patreon Pals!

Just a reminder to comment on last weeks’ “Gentle, Gentle” post for a chance to win some cute pics of Ms.O and I. I’ll be notifying the winner tomorrow.

Later this week I’ll be offering another copy of Best Lesbian Erotica to a lucky Patron too!

I hope this Monday is gentle and you were able to start your day with some kindness....

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Early Access: Instax Collection #9

The Instax Collection from our 9th Sapphic Slumber Party is finally live!

Only 50 sets will be printed so I’m posting this here for my Patreon pals first. ❤️ All patrons who place an order will get a secret 6th photo added to their pack (so make sure you let me know in the order notes that you’re a Patreon person!) View Post

Throwback Moments

I came across these photos and had to remind you all about this excellent night out. From the notes:

All the nights’ plans involved me topping, but when Cee brought out her flogger and her new hairbrush I said “Hi, I’m flirting with you because I want you to hit me.”

We had so much fun that night, sexy girl gang antics. (There’s also a detailed ...

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Tiger Stripes

She likes hurty things. (You know she does.)

Guess what made these marks?


Tiger stripes for a nakey girl in the morning.

Got an itch? I’m your scratching post. Purr.

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Smirk

That smirk is fucking devastating. 🥵🔥

I would do anything to make that smirk happen again, that’s the raw power of a devastating smirk.

The details here have my head spinning; the chandelier, Piper’s heels, Salem’s pink cheeks framed perfectly atop her combat boots…😻

Piper & Salem Kitty - Sapphic Slumber Party #9

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Buds and Blossoms

I’m working behind the scenes on some fun coven things, which means I’m working on some exciting things you’ll get to see! This is a season of preparation, buds before the blossoms, it’s been grounding to remember nothing blooms all year.

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Good Morning ☀️

Two more lovely shots taken by the delightful Guy New York in Piper’s Brooklyn apartment back in 2017.

And also two things that I totally forgot to mention in yesterdays post about starting the mornings gently:

1. I meant to share Joie’s advice for gentle mornings and putting your body and mind in the right headspace. She slowly moves her body around and stretches and says out ...

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Gentle, Gentle

I’ve been trying to start my days more gently. These photos are a good reminder.

Sadly I can’t just teleport Piper and some soft sunlight to start each day with sweetness but I’ve been learning to be mindful of the energy I’m flooding myself with as the morning begins.

Opening the curtains, putting on the kettle, feeding the pup and the birds, slow meditations on light and...

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(tear-jerker warning i’m sorry)

My Great Uncle has been taking care of his wife for months while she dies slowly from Cancer. It’s been an act of devotion, he stays at the hospice night and day, he wanted every last minute with her.

In the last few weeks she hasn’t been able to get out of bed. She was mostly unresponsive, wasting away, the drugs in her IV making her comfortable (thank goodness). He’d been sitting...

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