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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [55]

Evening
Student Council President’s Office

Symboli Rudolf sat at her desk, dark circles beneath her eyes even heavier than this morning, her usually immaculate hair slightly disheveled. Yet she was still diligently going through documents. The pile on her desk had shrunk considerably, leaving only a small stack.

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [54]

“Eh? Trainer-san?” Tokai Teio blinked in confusion.

Why is Trainer-san in my room?

Is it a hallucination from my fever?

Did I miss his honey drink so much that I imagined him being here?

Yet after staring for ten full minutes, Mizuno Sora was still sitting there quietly reading, even carefully turning pages so as not to disturb anyone.

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [53]

To complete the mission and check on Tokai Teio, Mizuno Sora arrived at Tracen Academy’s Ritto Dorm.

However, just as he approached within fifty meters of the dormitory, he suddenly realized a critical problem.

This is the girls’ dorm. Wouldn't it be improper—and possibly dangerous—for a guy like me to enter?

He might even get handcuffed by the dorm manager be...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [52]

“!”

Facing the ambush from his two seniors, Mizuno Sora’s mind raced.

Just before the two clubs smashed into his head, Mizuno ducked backward, narrowly avoiding the strikes.

“This kid’s no joke!” The two seniors were astonished by Mizuno’s reaction.

To react and dodge so quickly meant he definitely had some training, probably an heir to some powerful family...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [51]

“I think...maybe it’s Kaneshiro Takeru.”

After uttering these words, Mizuno Sora felt a profound pang of guilt.

Sorry, Kaneshiro-san. Since you're probably about to get locked in the basement by Hinagiku soon anyway, adding a few more Uma Musume to your roster will help balance things out for you. So, see, I'm actually helping!

As for why Mizuno himself didn’t...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [60]

“No… Please, no…”

Elena’s lips trembled softly, her eyes dimming as she peered through strands of disheveled hair, desperately engraving that retreating figure into her memory. She no longer had any strength left, only able to let herself be slowly dragged away by Hysteria, watching helplessly as Linen grew ever smaller in the distance.

When she turned her head, about to p...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [59]

In just a few breaths, the exam’s previously quiet atmosphere—subdued as it neared its end—transformed dramatically, shifting abruptly from an examination into a battlefield.

Shadow Knights, who had lain in wait for a long time, burst out from every direction, lunging toward the candidates still active. Most weaker examinees were swiftly apprehended without understanding why, but a ...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [58]

“Now get off me already!”

After confirming that Elena was safely out of sight, Hysteria roughly shoved Linen off her.

“Do you hate me that much, Princess? You didn't need to push that hard.”

Linen got up, brushing dirt off himself nonchalantly.

Hysteria simply huffed stubbornly, avoiding eye contact.

In truth, Linen’s body pressed against hers hadn’t fe...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [57]

“…And that concludes the explanation of the Artificer Exam rules. Any questions?”

Floating lazily beside the teleportation circle, Latina chewed bubblegum as her magically-enhanced voice echoed throughout the plaza.

The gathered students exchanged uneasy glances.

Each year’s Artificer Exam was famously unpredictable, often allowing open competition among students—but...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [56]

“How did he smuggle a gun past Master Latina’s barrier? Bastard!”

“Linen Norton, you're playing with fire!”

When the Tower mages recognized the brass-colored revolver in Linen’s hand, they erupted in fury. Tarn quickly knelt beside Will Sarion's fallen form, and his cloudy eyes widened in shock.

“He's…dead?!”

His aged voice trembled in disbelief. The fu...

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Mushoku Tensei: Sword, Magic Hats, and the Romance System [120]

Inside the classroom—

Three small heads—red, white, and brown—huddled together, all staring down at the “class schedule” on the table.

Morning:

Swordsmanship — Ghislaine

Afternoon:

Rest

Evening:

Etiquette — Edna

That was the schedule before today....

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Mushoku Tensei: Sword, Magic Hats, and the Romance System [119]

The spring breeze brushed gently across his face.

It tousled the fringe over Allen’s forehead.

He “opened” his eyes.

In his field of vision—

Light filtered through the shadows between the trees, scattering in dappled patches that swayed in front of the blue-haired girl’s eyes. The way the light moved made Allen feel as though her gaze was far too dazzling.

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Mushoku Tensei: Sword, Magic Hats, and the Romance System [118]

Shirone Royal Palace.

Under the same moonlit sky.

Roxy, who appeared no older than fourteen, sat at her writing desk, composing a letter.

Her petite frame barely fit the chair—her feet dangled in the air, toes stiffly braced against the crossbar between the chair legs for balance.

Her posture was perfectly upright.

The soft scratch-s...

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Mushoku Tensei: Sword, Magic Hats, and the Romance System [117]

A long while passed.

Allen finally lifted his pen, eyes drifting toward the ink-blurred scrawl where Hilda’s name had been completely smudged into unreadability.

With a turn of the wrist, he wrote her name again—this time outside the circle.

Placed right beside Eris.

[Oh? How benevolent.]

The floating ...

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Mushoku Tensei: Sword, Magic Hats, and the Romance System [116]

Allen stood in silence, staring at them.

The four beastkin maids were bowing, their heads lowered—yet that posture only made their traits more prominent.

From left to right: rabbit ears, wolf ears, dog ears, and cat ears.

The last one was a familiar face—the cat-eared girl who’d been sitting across from him on the return carriage from Roa.

After bowing in unison, t...

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Weren’t You Only Using Me As A Stand-in? [115]

Handkerchief… handkerchief… got it!

A flash of inspiration lit up Kitahara Takeru’s mind.

His voice dropped, turning low and heavy.

“Eriri… are you sure that handkerchief is the one you gave me?”

Wait—could it not be?

Eriri had been completely certain that the handkerchief in her hand was the very one she’d gifted Watanabe Takeru.<...

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Weren’t You Only Using Me As A Stand-in? [114]

On the other end of the phone, when Kitahara Takeru heard Eriri crying, his voice immediately tensed with concern:

“Eriri, are you crying?”

“Please don’t cry! If I did something wrong, tell me—I’ll fix it, I swear.”

Hearing him speak with the same tender care as always only made Eriri feel worse.

The pain carved into her chest like a dull chisel—slow, cru...

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Weren’t You Only Using Me As A Stand-in? [113]

When Eriri found Shijō Maki in the garden gazebo, she was in the middle of a phone call, her lips moving rapidly.

The sight made Eriri’s heart clench.

Her own calls to Watanabe Takeru hadn’t gone through, and now Maki was on the phone with someone? Could it really be him?

Her instincts kicked in—Eriri rushed forward, snatched the phone out of Maki’s hand, and...

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Weren’t You Only Using Me As A Stand-in? [112]

Eriri’s outburst had been loud enough to draw the attention of nearly everyone at the gathering.

Sawamura Sayuri approached with graceful strides, her tone carrying a rare trace of sternness:

“Eriri, that was very impolite.”

Compared to the Yukinoshita family’s elite, high-pressure approach to raising their daughters, the Sawamuras were the epitome of indulgence. Where...

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Weren’t You Only Using Me As A Stand-in? [111]

Because Eriri’s father was British, the Sawamura estate had a distinctly Western layout.

Behind the spired towers of the English-style manor stretched a lush, expansive garden. A maze-like park bursting with flowers sprawled across an area about the size of two football fields.

Just walking from one end to the other could take over ten minutes.

Lawns, fountains, ornamental g...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [100]

Old-timer number one leisurely flew a circle around Gotham Song without saying a single word, yet somehow conveyed everything that needed saying.

After all, Symboli Rudolf already knew Manhattan Cafe was part of Gotham Song’s circle of friends. The fact that Gotham Song could see this particular “old-timer” wasn’t exactly a secret between them, either.

In other words, it mad...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [99]

“You mean, you went running without even washing up first?”

“Mm.”

Symboli Rudolf didn't know whether to laugh or scold. She stared helplessly at Gotham Song, who had her head lowered and couldn’t utter a single word, as she recalled everything that had happened.

As the Student Council President of Japan's Tracen Academy, Symboli Rudolf was always the first to arrive ...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [98]

But what awaited her upon returning to familiar Tokyo?

Naturally, familiar events as well. Gotham Song had slept soundly, yet the next morning—at the exact same time as always—she was awakened by that same familiar knocking.

Sleepily straddling Neo Universe and squirming out from under the covers, Gotham Song already knew exactly who it was, even through her grogginess. One face...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [97]

On the night of September 10th, the Uma Musume community across the world was rocked by an unprecedented shock.

Simply put, two of Europe's most promising rising legends were completely and utterly defeated—by the Uma Musume now regarded as the greatest hope of this era for reaching historical legend status: Gotham Song, the American horse girl based primarily in Japan who had won this ...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [96]

What situation would plunge a horse girl's fans into absolute despair?

Of course, it’s when their oshi— their one and only favorite— falls into a hopeless predicament, losing all chance at victory.

But what's even more dreadful, even more worthy of screaming out loud?

It's precisely the scenario unfolding right now at Europe's own Irish Champion Stakes:

Helples...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [95]

Leopardstown Racecourse didn’t remain quiet for long, quickly bursting back into another uproar.

However, from August 31st to September 1st, their roles had neatly reversed.

Gotham Song, formerly in the role of trainer, was now the focus, while Haya Of Star, having successfully completed her debut, now bore less pressure.

Yet, despite this, Haya Of Star maintained absolute c...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [94]

August 31st, Leopardstown Racecourse. 1400 meters, turf, left-handed track. Clear weather, good track conditions.

Honestly, for Haya Of Star, every moment up until now felt so unbelievably blissful that she could’ve soared straight into heaven.

Why? Well, that’s easy to explain!

Firstly, as a fan, what could possibly be more thrilling than interacting closely with your ido...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [93]

At any rate, Haya Of Star unexpectedly regained her spirits, and seeing this, Haya City’s smile turned warm with relief.

Naturally, Haya City invited Gotham Song and Mejiro Ardan to stay longer, but they politely declined. Instead, during dinner, Gotham Song mentioned the arrangement she’d decided upon earlier in the afternoon:

Before the Irish Champion Stakes, they'd stay at th...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [92]

To be honest, Gotham Song rarely found herself in a state of complete speechlessness—so stunned that her thoughts short-circuited.

This was beyond the sky falling; it was like the Three Goddesses descending on motorbikes, casually waving hello after the apocalypse had already begun.

At this exact moment, Gotham Song experienced a very distinct realization:

Ah, so I'm act...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [91]

It was clear that Astronomer had suffered unimaginable torment.

So much so, that upon merely hearing the words "Mejiro Family," her entire body shuddered violently before shrinking back into the corner of the sofa, exactly where she belonged.

Gotham Song felt somewhat helpless at this sight. She had anticipated Mejiro Ramonu might act like this, but even then, she hadn't expected th...

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