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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [295]

Looks like everyone's here...

Inside the space-time rift, Dialga and Palkia had completely lost their earlier bravado.

If they'd been brimming with rage when first attacked, now they only felt relief once they clearly saw their assailants.

They attacked so lightly... Clearly, they're not here specifically for revenge.

And indeed, they weren't.

Eli...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [294]

Not long ago, Clemont had been tinkering away at another experiment in his gym, just as usual.

His younger sister, Bonnie, was quietly staying by his side.

Everything was perfectly normal—just another peaceful day.

But then…

An earsplitting boom suddenly shattered the calm.

Immediately after, the entire Prism Tower began violently shaking, as if on the verge of...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [293]

"Elias, can we pinpoint Dialga and Palkia's exact locations now?" Elias asked, glancing toward Gardevoir.

To avoid further complications, he wanted to locate the two Pokémon as quickly as possible.

Fortunately, Gardevoir had brought the Masked Legion's monitoring equipment, which could detect disturbances in space-time rifts.

“Garde~ (It might take about a day),”...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [292]

After some discussion, Elias decided to depart for Kalos early the next morning by plane.

Due to league responsibilities, Lance naturally couldn’t accompany him.

However, Cynthia, equally a Champion, seemed surprisingly free.

"Are you sure it's okay?"

At dusk, Elias glanced at Cynthia uncertainly.

Since leaving Sinnoh, quite some time had passed, yet he'd never o...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [291]

He had lost.

Lost to an… Eevee

Until the moment Blastoise collapsed, Gary still couldn’t believe his eyes.

He knew Elias was gifted, enough to raise a champion-level Lucario in just a few short months.

Though difficult to accept, that at least made some sense.

Even before Elias had set out on his journey, he’d already demonstrated exceptional tale...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [530]

If there was anything more persuasive than a legendary Pokémon, it was an entire group of legendary Pokémon.

Surrounded by the imposing presence of so many legendaries, even the previously fierce Kyurem shrank back involuntarily, trying desperately to minimize its presence—particularly avoiding the piercing gazes of Dialga and Palkia.

August glanced curiously at Kyurem, wonderin...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [529]

Mewtwo eyed N, who had asked a strange question and then fallen into awkward silence. This human really is bizarre.

But Mewtwo didn’t need to understand N.

He just needed to defeat him quickly and get back to helping his Father!

Mewtwo's eyes flashed blue once more, and a torrent of psychic power surged forth, sending pebbles trembling and jumping across the ground....

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [528]

Looking at Colress’s reaction, August felt as if the man was even more excited than he was.

Indeed, Colress was exhilarated—he’d thought he already took August seriously enough, yet this trainer continued to surprise him.

“How utterly delightful…” Colress murmured, adjusting his glasses.

In the next moment, the red compound eyes of his two Genesect lit up brightly....

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [527]

Zekrom and Reshiram halted their battle simultaneously, turning their gazes toward the approaching airship.

Confusion flickered in N's eyes.

As Team Plasma's king, he knew that his father had commissioned the construction of a battleship—but why had it, supposedly docked at the harbor, suddenly appeared in the sky? Moreover, Reshiram…

He glanced toward Reshiram and clearly...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [526]

Black felt a sudden tremble in his arms.

Then, uncontrollably, the Dark Stone flew out from Black’s grasp, hovering in midair.

Seeing this, Black froze in shock.

“The Dark Stone…?”

He never imagined that the Dark Stone, which had remained dormant until now, would suddenly spring to life.

Even more surprised was N.

N had assumed that the previously cap...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [85]

“All right, we’re here!”

Tang Rong brought her car to a stop outside an exquisite villa.

Guo Yi followed her as they stepped out together. Although this villa wasn’t located in the absolute best section of Tangchen Yipin, it was far from ordinary. After all, there weren’t many properties here that boasted over four hundred square meters.

“Miss Tang, you're here!”...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [84]

Gengar.

At this moment, that Pokémon was Nidoqueen’s greatest target.

The humiliation of being defeated in a single move back then was something she absolutely had to avenge.

Indeed, one should never casually provoke a woman—this principle applied even to Pokémon.

Facing Nidoqueen’s earnest question, Beedrill genuinely didn’t know how to respond.

Though N...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [83]

“Guo Yi, who exactly are you?!”
“How do you even recognize a Pokémon like Skrelp?”

Tang Rong stared at him blankly, utterly dumbfounded.

After capturing Skrelp, she’d specifically searched the internet for information, only to come up empty. At best, there were just a few blurry, uncertain photos online—some might even be mere algae mistaken for Skrelp, considering h...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [82]

“Amazing, Teacher Guo!”

“To think you could see through Toxicroak’s strength at a glance!”

A flash of surprise flickered across Tang Rong’s eyes.

Judging a Pokémon’s strength solely by appearance wasn’t a skill ordinary people possessed.

Guo Yi smiled faintly. “I don’t just know its strength. I also know exactly what you’re about to ask me.”

<...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [81]

A Perfect-Grade [Fire Stone].

Upon hearing Guo Yi’s declaration, the group of young masters stood frozen in shock.

If this [Fire Stone] was truly of Perfect-Grade, then Guo Yi’s asking price was indeed modest.

Had he been ruthless enough to demand the black-market price, each of them would be forced to fork out over ten million.

Look...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [275]

Aether’s search for the adepti went relatively smoothly. Though somewhat troublesome, he eventually managed to meet each adeptus, explaining the situation clearly.

Each adeptus reacted differently, but all were profoundly shocked and angry upon hearing of Rex Lapis’s demise.

They promised to investigate thoroughly and agreed to gather and journey together to Liyue Harbor.

...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [274]

After picking the lotus flowers and leaves, Jiang Bai headed straight to Hu Tao’s courtyard.

It was already deep into the night, and he wasn’t sure if Hu Tao was asleep yet.

Scaling the courtyard wall, he peeked over toward Hu Tao’s bedroom window.

The lamp in her room was still lit. Judging by the silhouette against the window, Hu Tao was seated by her desk, chin restin...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [273]

Xiao was so startled that he nearly revealed himself from hiding.

Fortunately, Jiang Bai's attention was fully focused on Zhongli, oblivious to Xiao concealed in the shadows.

He looked at Rex Lapis, utterly perplexed as to why his lord would suddenly take a disciple.

“Hmph, I knew it! You deliberately gave me busywork so you could sneak off and cause trouble. Surprised I fin...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [272]

Seeing Xiao looking ready to vanish at any moment, Jiang Bai quickly ceased his teasing.

"I wanted to ask your opinion on Rex Lapis's death, Xiao."

At this question, Xiao remained silent for a long moment.

My opinion?

I can only watch.

Whatever Rex Lapis wished to do, it wasn’t his place as a subordinate to question.

"I can't imagine Liyue...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [271]

After speaking, Xiao flicked the hem of his robe and sat down, beginning to enjoy the offerings.

“That’s it?” Paimon asked, feeling a bit lost.

Somehow, this adeptus's reaction seemed very different from what they'd imagined.

Xiao paused, spoon hovering over his almond tofu, as though realizing his own reaction had perhaps been lacking.

After a moment's thought, he...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [270]

Aaaaaah!

Jiang Bai was absolutely livid.

How could anyone in this world be so shameless?

And Zhongli even used Hu Tao as leverage against him!
What made it worse was that it actually worked.

Jiang Bai inwardly screamed in frustration.

“I trust in your sincerity. You should be able to gather the six ceremonial offerings before the Traveler returns. As for the c...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [269]

Hu Tao had noticed something strange about Jiang Bai recently.

He’d started running off to Mr. Zhongli’s courtyard at dawn every day, keeping this up for two or three days straight.

Not only that—he followed Zhongli wherever he went, shadowing his every move.

When Zhongli went bird-walking, Jiang Bai carried the cage. When Zhongli went to the opera, Jiang Bai massaged hi...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [268]

???

Hearing Jiang Bai’s explanation, Zhongli’s mind filled with question marks.

How come I wasn’t aware that I was dissatisfied with myself?
Just how exactly had Jiang Bai arrived at such an absurd conclusion?

“Am I wrong?” Jiang Bai retorted, clearly annoyed by Zhongli’s confusion.
“You literally said that ‘gods are merely beings of higher order...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [267]

Paimon’s words stunned everyone into silence.

Honestly speaking, her guess wasn’t entirely implausible.

But if Rex Lapis wasn’t actually dead, then what was the point of this entire charade?

Zhongli briefly glanced at the tiny figure floating midair, offering no response.

From the very moment he'd set his plan into motion, he had known that others might suspect the...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [266]

“If you’re looking for the adepti, I might be able to help,” Childe suddenly interjected, overhearing their conversation.

Hu Tao’s [Staff of Homa] instantly reappeared in her hand. She leveled a cold glare at him. “And just what are you trying to say?”

Childe quickly raised his hands in surrender. “Now, now, there’s no need to be so hostile. I know t...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [110]

What would it feel like—to lose your legs and never run again?

Tokai Teio had never imagined such a nightmare, not even after her previous fracture.

Then again, why would any Uma Musume ever consider such a terrifying scenario?

Uma Musume loved the track passionately. Every single one hoped to run forever, endlessly sprinting across the familiar grass towards eternity. How c...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [109]

“Now approaching us is the unquestionable second favorite of today’s race—fresh off her recent victory at the Irish Champion Stakes, Gotham Song!”

“She truly exudes the aura of a powerful contender. Let's hope she and Tokai Teio give us a splendid competition today.”

The announcers seemed a bit perfunctory as Gotham Song stepped onto the platform. But even amidst the nea...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [108]

Meeting Shunbun improved Gotham Song’s mood significantly.

Although truthfully, she’d felt quite annoyed upon seeing Kitasan Black at first.

I mean, come on—my kouhai is already deep into her maturation, and mine hasn’t even fully finished yet?!

Unable to let it go, Gotham Song secretly slipped back to Central Tracen the day after her track inspection, while T...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [107]

The Kikuka Sho was nearly upon them.

Truthfully, as the climactic final race of the Classic Triple Crown, Tokai Teio was naturally considered the most favored contender after winning both the Satsuki Sho and the Japanese Derby.

However—!

Also impossible to ignore this year was Gotham Song, a name that had already been prominent long before she won the Irish Champion...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [106]

At any rate, Secretariat found herself once again buried under paperwork.

After all, she wasn’t Akikawa Yayoi, nor was the student council president at American Tracen Academy Symboli Rudolf. Thus, despite being a legendary Uma Musume who had crossed oceans to Japan, Secretariat still had piles of documents to process daily.

She even joked about it herself:

"Technological ad...

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