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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [568]

Motostoke City was an industrial town located in the central Galar region, powered entirely by steam engines.

Even August couldn’t decide if it was advanced or outdated.

Call it advanced—yet who still used steam engines nowadays?

Call it outdated—but it managed to power the entire city on its own.

...

Inside a hotel room, Zacian sprawled lazily on the carpet,...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [567]

The [Dynamaxed] Hatenna bounced around, looking exceptionally lively.

Sabrina: “I caught it yesterday evening while you and Gardevoir were out shopping.”

Actually, Sabrina found the whole process of capturing Hatenna quite amusing.

At that time, she and Blue had just put their luggage in the hotel and were taking a stroll in a nearby garden.

And ther...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [566]

[Psychic_Pretty_Girl]: August, be honest, did you do that on purpose just now?

August: “…”

What do you mean, did I do that on purpose? Am I really that kind of person!?

Yet Sabrina’s eyes still flickered with suspicion—not because she distrusted August, but because the cooperation between him and Mew just now was way too perfect! View Post

Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [160]

In the boundless darkness of space, a gigantic star was radiating endless light.

Its rays dispelled the surrounding gloom, bringing eternal warmth and brilliance to this solar system.

Far away from this star lay a peculiar planet, its surface seemingly formed of flowing liquid.

When viewed from space, one could even perceive currents gently rippling across its form.

In t...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [159]

Vacation!

Even the mere mention of the word was enough to ignite boundless excitement!

And naturally, the most crucial part of a vacation was deciding exactly how to relax.

Just like that one precious day off after six straight days of grueling work, one always wanted to do every single thing that was normally off-limits.

But back then, the so-called “everything” mos...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [158]

“You’ve been stuck there for a while already. Anything coming to mind yet?”

Robin’s voice was slightly hoarse. She'd pushed her vocal cords too far, hitting those impossibly high notes, leaving behind some unwanted aftereffects. For a singer, this was practically a career-level mistake—but despite this, she still stared hopefully at the person before her.

That person was, ...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [157]

Sora stood atop the gleaming silver spaceship, his figure utterly minuscule against the boundless void of space.

Yet, contrasted with the shining vessel beneath him, he was strikingly conspicuous.

Armor shaped like a roaring dragon emanated an unruly aura, fiery patterns etched upon its surface never seeming to fade.

This was Kamen Rider Cross-Z.

And the moment he transf...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [156]

Blazing sunlight spilled down from the sky, dispersing the chill around his body and bringing a gentle warmth.

When Sora came back to his senses, he found himself already standing here.

A lush green garden, carved sculptures testifying to the presence of a park.

So, who exactly is the one lending me power this time…?

“Aaah~~ Damn you, Sento! Who the hell would come s...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [80]

——It’s rare for you to get a day off. Take a break today and go out for a bit?

After breakfast, as Kagura cleared the dishes and left the cafeteria with the others, a message suddenly popped up on her phone screen.

Huh? What's up?

Normally, Eclipse-san wouldn’t give random suggestions like this. Today was indeed a scheduled rest day, so Kagura didn’t have an...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [79]

“Morning, Kagura!”

“Morning, Nature. You're unexpectedly early today.”

Early in the morning, while busying herself in the cafeteria kitchen preparing breakfast, Kagura saw Nice Nature—who usually woke up late—arrive surprisingly early today.

“Well...I fell asleep halfway through checking my phone last night, and forgot to cover myself with a blanket, so I woke up...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [78]

When Kagura returned to her dorm room, all she wanted was a quick shower and to collapse into bed—but now she saw something unfamiliar placed squarely in the center of the room, a large, square table-like thing draped in thick blankets. Ardan was crouched down, poking around beneath the cabinet near the window, her fluffy tail waving in the air. Kagura suddenly felt a mischievous impulse to g...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [77]

Despite the small number of participants in this open race, Kagura was surprised by the sheer number of reporters and industry insiders present afterward—far more than at any of the previous races.

Many of the visitors were full of praise for Rudolf Ojou-sama’s performance; Kagura even noticed a few foreigners murmuring appreciatively.

Standing quietly to the side and listening ...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [76]

After Tracen's open house days ended, Kagura’s life finally returned to its usual rhythm: preparing meals daily for Nice Nature and Rudolf Ojou-sama, occasionally feeding freeloaders like Akikawa Yayoi and Maruzensky-san, plus Gold Ship, who dropped by every once in a blue moon.

Lately, another regular visitor had appeared at the cafeteria—Mr. C.B. Though she didn’t show up too ofte...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [75]

After being relentlessly pestered, Kagura eventually ran another lap with Mr. C.B., but this time she didn't horribly mess up the start, finally giving Mr. C.B. her desired experience of chasing a true front-runner.

Having thoroughly enjoyed herself, a very cheerful Mr. C.B. kept her promise. She patiently explained all the key points of the Triple Crown races to Kagura and Rudolf Ojou-sa...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [74]

Anyone who's watched Mr. C.B.’s races knows one thing for sure—she loves chasing from behind. Practically every race of hers featured a breathtaking comeback from way in the back.

“Haha, those commentators always overanalyze it, coming up with all sorts of fancy theories. Actually, there’s no complicated reason at all—I just suck at starting fast, so I can’t run my favorite fr...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [73]

“Ohhh!! Kagura-chan, your cooking skills really are amazing! So this is radish cake? The taste is seriously unforgettable!”

Sitting by the table, Mr. C.B. was quietly marveling while savoring the radish cake on the plate.

“As long as Senpai likes it. I was a little worried you might not get used to Chinese snacks.”

“As long as it tastes good, who cares if it's Chines...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [72]

After hiding in the kitchen for quite a while, Kagura waited until the cafeteria had cleared out a bit before she finally dared to come out. Not daring to linger in such a crowded place again, she quickly said goodbye to Curren Chan and her parents, grabbed her basket of sweets, and left the cafeteria.

Before leaving, Curren Chan’s parents asked for Kagura's contact information, though ...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [71]

“Oh! Isn’t that...”

Kagura had just returned to the kitchen from chatting with Curren Chan and started preparing today's lunch when she noticed another commotion at the cafeteria entrance—this time, a particularly loud one. She and Curren’s group glanced over, curious to see what big shot had come in this time.

“That's...”

A tall, black-haired Uma Musume entered,...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [750]

The hand piercing through Van Gogh’s chest held tightly to her beating, crimson heart. Drops of hot blood fell, cooling slowly, gathering into a pool beneath her fallen body.

The person responsible for all this opened her mouth slowly, a mocking sneer on her lips.

“The complete Saint Graph... is now mine.”

“Meteora! What are you doing—?!”

Selesia was still qu...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [85]

Phantylia’s horns snapped with a crisp crack.

No horns? Then make horns—stoke Tiga’s craving to break them.

Even if Tiga “created” those horns, the moment they appeared they counted as Phantylia’s real bodily tissue.

Phantylia couldn’t feel pain through this body woven from the hidden root of the Ambrosial Arbor, yet when the horns were broken, a heart-ripping ag...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [84]

Moze and Jiaoqiu were fleeing in desperation.

“Awoo—!”

“Awoo—!”

The cries of the Borisin rang out, echoing one after another. Through their howls, they were ceaselessly communicating.

Until, from the alley ahead, several Borisin emerged, stepping slowly into the street, blocking the escape route.

Moze’s face twisted in frustration. He muttered under h...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [83]

Dazzling, resplendent light washed over everything.

It filled everyone’s vision.

As the light faded, a colossal giant of light—sleek lines, pure presence—came crashing down from the sky.

BOOOOM—!!

The earth heaved; dirt and stone geysered—earning a perfect, full-marks landing from Gaia.

Though this pocket-realm plainly had no soil a moment ago, t...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [185]

The nights at Tracen Academy were always quiet. Aside from staff on night shifts, nocturnal gamers, and some trainers still being uma-pyoi’d by their Uma, most people were already snug in their warm beds, deep in dreamland.

Mizuno took out his phone to check the time—it was already past two in the morning, with roughly three or four hours left until sunrise.

The sunflower before...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [184]

“Are you two having a disagreement?” A voice suddenly came from behind them.

Tokai Teio turned around and saw Symboli Rudolf standing there at some point without anyone noticing.

“Prez!” Seeing her idol suddenly appear, Tokai Teio let out a delighted cry, instantly clearing away her earlier gloomy mood.

She wanted to rush over and hug President Rudolf, but remembering ...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [183]

“It’s about time...” Air Groove urged Mizuno impatiently.

The sun had completely sunk beneath the horizon, leaving behind only a faint glow resisting the darkness of night—though it was merely delaying the inevitable.

“Alright, let’s go,” Mizuno agreed.

Only after refilling Oguri Cap’s already half-empty bucket of honey drink—to prevent her from chasing after...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [182]

After ordering their meals, the trio found an empty spot and sat down.

But just as they sat down, Tokai Teio and Mizuno noticed something wrong.

“Air Groove-senpai, is that really all you’re going to eat?” Tokai Teio couldn't help but ask, staring at the food on Air Groove’s tray.

“No appetite,” Air Groove replied.

“But you're eating even less than me...”...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [181]

"Yes, Air Groove-sensei, I've learned how to listen," Mizuno said to Air Groove.

Though the one I’m listening to isn’t flowers, but you…

"That's wonderful…" Hearing the news, Air Groove felt a deep sense of relief and joy.

As a teacher guiding a student from complete ignorance to half-understanding, and finally seeing them master the knowledge fully—the sense of achi...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [180]

“Teio, you’re really talented,” Air Groove praised her earnestly. “With some more practice, you might be able to hear the flowers’ voices on your own without my help in a few months.”

“Hehe~ Well, of course!” Tokai Teio puffed her chest out proudly. “After all, I’m a genius!”

“What about you, Trainer Mizuno?” Air Groove turned toward Mizuno after teaching T...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [179]

"Huh? That's what you meant?" Mizuno let out a sigh of relief, realizing he’d misunderstood—he’d thought his real identity had been discovered.

"What else did you think I meant?" Air Groove asked, puzzled.

"Ahem, nothing…" Mizuno coughed awkwardly, quickly changing the topic. "So, what exactly is this method you've found to help us understand the flowers’ feelings?"

...

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Uma Musume Pretty Derby: To The Basement [178]

"Mm." Mizuno nodded, immediately pulling out his notebook and pen, quickly entering a state of intense concentration.

Because something as magical as hearing the voices of flowers couldn't possibly be learned easily, Mizuno didn't expect to grasp it in one go from Air Groove’s explanation alone. Instead, he planned to carefully record every word she said. This way, even if he couldn't i...

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