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Emiya Shirou Doesn't Want to Work Overtime [223]

Cough—! Cough!

A burst of agonizing pain forced Sakai Yuuji to question his very existence. His left arm and leg were flooded with intense, crippling pain, already unable to move.

He vaguely felt as if his bones had shattered, his mind turning fuzzy and indistinct.

But now wasn’t the time to lie still. He had to escape—had to flee from this place.

He was f...

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Emiya Shirou Doesn't Want to Work Overtime [222]

Boom—!

The violent commotion caused by the Rinne attacking Sakai Yuuji instantly drew the attention of all the dolls active inside the school building.

Within the school, the place with the greatest concentration of humans was undoubtedly the classroom building itself.

Each classroom held numerous students; compared to the scattered humans randomly roaming the stree...

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Emiya Shirou Doesn't Want to Work Overtime [221]

“My beloved Marianne, do you not intend to join in the hunt for humans?”

The elegant man gazed softly at the doll curled in his embrace, quietly asking.

“Rather than hunting humans, I’d much prefer staying by Master's side.”

Emiya Shirou was nothing but a minor distraction. To go out of their way solely to kill such a fragile human—don't joke around.

Neither ...

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Band Girls’ Mixology Mission [185]

After saying goodbye to Sakiko and Mutsumi, Kikukawa Kyo checked the time on her phone and glanced at the LINE group chat for the band.

She was thankful for Anon's habit of chatting non-stop in the group. Just by looking at the flood of messages like “We’re here!”, or “Why isn’t Soyo here yet?”, Kyo, without having to ask, could clearly understand what was happening over there...

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Band Girls’ Mixology Mission [184]

“Mutsumi, did you suddenly come to Haneoka today to talk about something with me?”

After fooling around enough, the drinks they’d ordered finally arrived at their table, reminding Sakiko and Mutsumi to get back on topic.

“Soyo said…she wanted to see you,” Mutsumi whispered, taking a small sip of her mango juice.

“Soyo?” Sakiko furrowed her brows but didn’t ru...

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Band Girls’ Mixology Mission [183]

In the end, it was still Mutsumi who helped Kyo pose for a few photos.

That being said, Mutsumi’s quiet (heavy metal-loving) personality meant that even if her parents had wanted her to stand out in a program, they’d find it hard to coax any overly flashy movements out of her.

As a result, the poses Kyo ended up making were still very ordinary.

“I guess I’ll ask someon...

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Band Girls’ Mixology Mission [182]

Kikukawa Kyo, Sakiko, and Mutsumi took a table together at Hazawa Coffee.

Sakiko, who had already been nursing mild complaints about how Mutsumi came unannounced today, suddenly “blocking the entrance” of Haneoka, now felt her earlier annoyance mixing with a bit of sourness upon seeing Kyo and Mutsumi approaching together. Particularly because, for some unknown reason, Kyo’s hair wa...

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Band Girls’ Mixology Mission [181]

“So, that ojou-sama came here to see Kikukawa-san after all?”

The students who’d been gossiping about why Wakaba Mutsumi had come to Haneoka Girls’ High finally put two and two together upon seeing Kikukawa Kyo directly step in front of Mutsumi.

“Well, makes sense—Kikukawa-san’s mom is a celebrity too, right?”

“Yeah, and her mom’s even a bigger name than th...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [95]

The moment Nanook, the Aeon of Destruction, appeared, overwhelming power surged around him, threatening to obliterate everything.

Clearly, he planned to wipe this place from existence.

Feixiao had barely recovered from the shock of seeing another Aeon manifest. In a blink, she became the target of an Aeon’s attack—was she about to die just like that?

In the universe, battl...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [94]

Phantylia threw every ounce of strength into tearing apart the Masked Fool before her.

Yet, just as she gathered all her might, about to reach him, about to cut him down—the negligible distance suddenly became an unbridgeable chasm!

With nothing but a casual wave of his hand—she couldn’t even perceive how he had attacked—

In an instant, the skin she wore, along with he...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [93]

Tom lay flattened on the ground, blinking his eyes.

Seeing Tom's size was just too tiny, Jerry stepped forward, lifted him off the ground, and then took a deep breath.

In the next instant, Jerry's stomach swelled up like a huge balloon. Aiming at Tom's mouth, it blew fiercely.

Tom's entire body inflated instantly, returning to its original size—but his head swelled ridiculou...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [92]

In his ears echoed the notes of merriment, and then that unmistakable Fool’s mask—

Isn’t this Aha?!

Though the figure had appeared without a sound and emitted no energy at all—looking completely ordinary—Yevenko was certain: this was Aha, the Aeon of Elation.

Realizing this, Yevenko instinctively panicked and prepared to bolt.

But then something occurred to him...

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Honkai: Star Rail – From the Moment Tom Cat Became My Passenger [91]

Under the guidance of the wooden arrow, the glowing arrow crazily hurtled toward the Hunt Aeon.

Just as it was about to reach Lan, the Hunt Aeon, the wooden arrow suddenly seemed to recall something, and its body abruptly halted in midair.

Consequently, the glowing arrow behind it also came to a screeching halt.

In the next instant, the wooden arrow turned around, faced the gl...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [165]

“Really, it’s an honor to have you come in person, Miss Song. Weren’t we supposed to be the ones greeting you? And these two are…?”

“I actually prefer to come myself. Anyway, that’s not important. As for these two—one is my support Uma Musume, Gentildonna. And the other is… my kouhai, I suppose? Her name is Flightline.”

Gotham Song glanced behind her at Gentildon...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [164]

“America doesn’t look all that different from Japan… oh, good morning, Miss Song.”

“Good morning, Donna. Really, you worked hard coming all the way to America like this.”

Gentildonna shook her head. Even after stepping off such a long flight, this strong-bodied Uma Musume showed not a hint of fatigue—in fact, she seemed full of spirit.

In truth, Gentildonna had a...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [163]

“What are you laughing at?”

“Nothing. I just thought of something funny.”

Thought of something funny? What you actually thought of must be how Twilight Song just got openly questioned about not being good at dirt racing, right?!

Gotham Song glared daggers at Secretariat, who was struggling to keep a straight face, then bared her sharp little canine teeth in wa...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [162]

After coming upstairs, Gotham Song couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. She couldn’t put her finger on it, but the sense lingered—something strange in the air, an odd atmosphere surrounding her, yet with no clear source.

How to describe it? As if she were walking in the middle of something uncanny, and yet she couldn’t find the root. Only that vague wrongness kept tu...

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Only One Year Left—I'll Become a Legendary Uma Musume! 2 [161]

The Voice of the People—or to be precise, the American Voice of the People Uma Musume Grand Prize—is an award given every year to the Uma Musume born in America who enjoys the greatest popularity.

But in truth, unlike what many imagine as a “Horse Girl of the Year,” the Voice of the People is not about being the year’s best. It is about being the most ...

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Slacking Professionally at Tracen [174]

There wasn’t any bug in the bathroom.

After managing to struggle out of Doto’s embrace with eyes tightly shut and leaving her in Special Week and Grass Wonder’s care, Kitahara entered the bathroom, carefully checked around, but found nothing resembling a bug.

Once Doto had calmed down somewhat, Kitahara asked Special Week and Grass Wonder to put a towel around her and called h...

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Slacking Professionally at Tracen [173]

Kitahara Sota’s true awakening was about to begin.

This sounded like some kind of joke.

After all, everyone knew that "true awakening" was something exclusive to Uma Musume.

Yet Kitahara-san was not only human but male. No matter how you looked at it, it was impossible for him to have any connection to something like honkakuka.

At first, Meisho Doto d...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [15]

Soldier pills: even better than compressed rations. If you don't move much, a single pill can sustain you for a whole day.

Although it sounds exaggeratedly powerful, they're expensive, taste like garbage, and, most importantly, have serious side effects. For growing kids, they're prohibited unless it's an absolute emergency.

Therefore…

“W-why am I the only one who can't ca...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [14]

This is a ninja world. Tigers, lions, leopards… All ordinary beasts—even when facing a mere genin—end up becoming nothing but lunch.

But now the question arises: What happens when trash-level brats who aren’t even genin yet face off against a chūnin?

—They’re chased down like dogs!

Logically speaking, although the Ino–Shika–Chō team had been ahead of the dead...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [13]

Even though Hoshino had long since given up hope on his own academic performance, lacking even the slightest competitive spirit, facing such a disgusting punishment, he didn't dare wave the white flag and slack off. He began to carefully select his teammates.

Well, "select" was perhaps not quite the right word…
Given that he was the dead-last, honestly speaking, there were probably o...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [12]

When a protagonist who transmigrated into another world gets disdained by a bunch of small-fry, what's the best solution?

Simple—show off the power or talent you've kept hidden for years, and use that attitude of, "Ahh, I really didn't want to do this, it's the circumstances forcing me," then ruthlessly slap those small-fry’s faces.

Right now, we've got someone who's being looke...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [11]

Let's not mention Sasuke, who returned to the classroom in high spirits, nor Ino, who immediately fled from the boys' restroom after Sasuke left, squatting miserably by the staircase, holding her head as she sank into existential despair.

Now, back to Hoshino and Naruto—

Naruto was truly thick-skinned and ridiculously resilient. After enduring a dozen or so vicious face-slaps from...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [771]

Shana had no intention of taking a bath.

For Flame Haze, living rough in the open was just part of everyday life.

Normally, Flame Haze cleaned themselves using a method called "Purifying Flame," provided by their contracted Crimson Lords. It instantly incinerated dirt and grime from their bodies. Thus, Flame Haze didn’t need to bathe or even use the toilet. It was far cleaner, mor...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [590]

Although these thoughts briefly crossed Calyrex's mind, now that Spectrier and Glastrier had returned to its side, Calyrex didn't dwell on them further.

It carefully untied the Reins of Unity from Ting-Lu’s antlers, then turned toward Spectrier and Glastrier.

Both steeds stood up at the same time, staring eagerly at Calyrex, each clearly hoping to be the one chosen.

But ther...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [589]

Having successfully defeated the Gigantamax Appletun, Calyrex—praised widely for its regal bearing—fully earned the villagers' admiration.

As the villagers' faith poured into Calyrex, its lost strength gradually began returning.

“So, what do you think of my plan now?” August asked Giovanni smugly.

Giovanni merely snorted coldly, saying nothing.

In excellent spiri...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [588]

After hearing August's invitation and words of encouragement, Calyrex finally strengthened its resolve, deciding to accompany August on a journey to regain its lost power.

Everyone knew that Calyrex’s strength had two primary components.

One part came from its loyal steed—but now, its steed had abandoned it.

August planned to help Calyrex recover its steed, but that would ...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [587]

In the Crown Tundra, there was exactly one Pokémon that matched Mew’s description.

However, August, knowing exactly who it was, didn’t hurry out to look for it.

“Alright, stop looking already...”

August pulled Mew, who stubbornly clung to the window glass, desperately searching for the “big-headed goat,” back into the room. He distracted Mew instantly with a singl...

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