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The Daily Life of Tokyo’s Phantom Thief [101]

Let’s set aside that bald uncle with the nice voice—Rinto and the others didn't pay him much mind.

Sure, he was a politician whose heart they'd changed once before. But since Rinto had already made him repent, he'd fulfilled his moral duty.

Whether that politician’s past crimes were made public was no longer within Rinto’s responsibility.

Still, to be safe, Rinto took ...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [130]

As soon as he returned to his office, Guo Yi immediately checked the Template Pokémon Egg.

[Template Pokémon Egg: A Pokémon egg bound to a Template. It will hatch into the corresponding Pokémon species needed for Template binding.]

[Pokémon Potential: Champion]

“Good stuff!”

“With an egg like this, I w...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [129]

Whoosh!

Under Ursaring’s explosive serve, a sharp whistle sliced through the air.

Yet—

The moment the ball crossed the net, its fierce speed visibly slowed down.

Watching this strange scene, Guo Yi couldn’t help but let out a faint chuckle:

“Psychic-type Pokémon really are pretty unfair, huh…”

Although Reuniclus’s movements were extrem...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [128]

“Really?”

Si Bing’an asked cautiously, her bright eyes revealing a faint hint of expectation.

“Of course!”

“I, Guo Yi, always keep my word.”

Guo Yi replied with a relaxed smile.

After all, it was just tennis—not as complicated as teaching Pokémon to play tennis.

For him, this was nothing at all.

However...

in Si Bing’an’s eyes...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [127]

From Si Bing’an’s uncharacteristically cold attitude, it wasn’t hard for Guo Yi to tell—Tang Ming had definitely brought him to this club on purpose.

Otherwise—with the illustrious Director Tang standing right there, how could a student like Si Bing’an possibly be so rude?

But fine.
Tang Ming could play dumb all he wanted—Guo Yi’s ability to throw the...

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Urban Pokémon: All My Students Are Exceptionally Gifted [126]

Sheer Force?

Whether it was Tang Ming or Sun Derong, both were hearing this ability for the first time.

Yet Guo Yi seemed to have expected their astonished expressions long ago.

Thus, he continued his explanation: “The effect of the Sheer Force ability is that it negates certain additional effects of moves, while simultaneously increasing their power.”

“Wh...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [135]

Standing before the containment chamber of Nothing There, Hai’s first action was a thorough inspection of its current condition.

He quickly confirmed one critical fact:

If he’d arrived even half a month later, Nothing There might have broken containment on its own.

Perhaps not even half a month…

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Hai exhaled deeply, murmuring soft...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [134]

“We’ll leave the rest—to you.”

Having said that, Don Quixote and Hai walked off the battlefield together. Nearl stood momentarily stunned, then seemed to realize something. She exchanged glances with the Blood Knight…

“Right. This match was always ours alone…”

She rose slowly, a spear forming in her hand through Hemomancy, murmuring softly—perhaps to herself,...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [133]

When the Kazimierz Chamber of Commerce realized they'd lost all communication with the Knight Tournament, they panicked.

Instinctively, they reached out to Lobotomy Corporation, the primary investor in the tournament, to ask about the situation—but Lobotomy Corporation gave them only one reply:

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [132]

In the instant Don Quixote stepped forward, Nearl momentarily froze in place.

But Don Quixote himself appeared completely unconcerned. He merely raised his lance once more, facing the Jester of Nihil with a fierce grin.

“Come on! Let’s do this again—ugh.”

Yet before he finished speaking, the Jester of Nihil’s indiscriminate weakening fell upon him as well. For a mome...

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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [131]

At that instant, when the anomaly appeared, the feeling erupting from the stands was "panic."

The suddenness of the changes was so overwhelming that no one managed to react immediately...

The entire sky had become shrouded in a lifeless, grayish-white pall, as if heralding utter extinction. In the arena, Nearl and the Blood Knight—who had just broken apart from their collision, ne...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [605]

Gary stared hard at Kangaskhan and Charizard battling furiously in the arena until his eyes stung—but no matter how he looked, he still couldn’t see any signs that Kangaskhan had secured victory.

Then suddenly, sparks erupted across Charizard’s body.

Paralysis!

Gary’s jaw dropped.

Giovanni’s luck was insane! And how exactly had August noticed?

Au...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [604]

[Iron Head]!

Mega Aggron barreled forward like a heavy tank, flattening everything in its path as it charged straight toward Dragonite.

[Protect]!”

Boom!

Mega Aggron slammed headlong into the barrier Dragonite had erected. The two Pokémon glared fiercely at each other from close range, their eyes ablaze with fighting spiri...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [603]

While August wasn’t paying attention, Mew quietly turned invisible, inching stealthily toward the Pokémon Egg.

Just as it was about to touch the egg, a hand suddenly appeared from above, swiftly lifting Mew into the air.

Mew twisted its head around, only to find Gardevoir staring unblinkingly at it.

“Mew!” Mew squirmed desperately, but clearly, it was useless.

Mea...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [602]

Overall, the battle between Caitlin and Pryce didn't offer any real surprises.

Though Caitlin possessed astonishing psychic powers, facing Pryce’s absolute strength, she simply wasn’t his match.

Blizzard mercilessly battered Reuniclus, freezing its body solid in a relentless surge of cold.

“Reuniclus is unable to battle. Swinub wins!” declared the referee.

“An ...

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Pokémon: My Titles Know No Limits! [601]

Kangaskhan’s Thunder Punch and Gyarados’s Earthquake struck each other almost simultaneously.

But clearly, the damage inflicted on Gyarados by Thunder Punch far surpassed what Kangaskhan received from Earthquake.

Kangaskhan merely swayed a bit, while Gyarados shuddered violently from the electric shock, its armor marked distinctly by a scorched-black fist imprint.

Seeing G...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [370]

Seeing Dianna unwilling to explain further, Elias, though curious, didn’t push for more details.

But watching the faint smile lingering at the corners of her lips, he couldn’t shake the feeling that her condition wouldn't be so simple.

For a brief moment, silence settled between them.

Elias and Dianna each appeared absorbed in their own thoughts, neither breaking the quiet...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [369]

Seeing Diancie’s whole body tense like a startled animal, Dianna also felt a little embarrassed.

If she’d known, she wouldn’t have said those words just now…

As Queen of the Underground Kingdom, she normally disdained lying.
She always kept her word and avoided anything that would undermine her dignity.

But when it came to Elias…

She glanced at the figure so...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [368]

On the way back, Diancie didn't feel nervous at all.

If she'd sneaked out for fun like usual, she might have worried that Her Highness would scold her.

But today, she was bringing Elias back with her!

She could have spent seven days and nights playing outside without returning, and even smashed Her Highness’s precious diamonds when she got back.

With Elias here, Dianna...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [367]

[After breakfast, you and Diancie prepare to depart for the underground kingdom.]

[Cogita has decided not to accompany you.]

[She seems quite averse to the dark and damp underground environment—especially unwilling to touch any dirt that might soil her.]

...

"I don't want to touch the dirt—you two go ahead."

Co...

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Pokémon: Breeding Simulator [366]

Hearing Cogita’s description, Elias was briefly stunned, then quickly understood what she meant.

“Is that so.”

He narrowed his eyes slightly, giving no clear opinion.

Seeing Elias show no intense reaction, Cogita’s lips curved faintly.

After all, they were now in the Kalos region, separated from Hisui by who knows how far.

Naturally, whatever had happened b...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [25]

It was common knowledge that the Uchiha and Hyūga clans were always at odds.

So, if the Hyūga heiress was holding onto a book she absolutely refused to show anyone else,
and if the book's contents supposedly contained "human research," then what would happen?

Who knew which bastard had snitched to the teachers, who then immediately leaked the news…

Soon, the Ninja Acade...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [24]

Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, four years... had not passed.

Time flew by, and it had only been four days.

It was Saturday morning, before class had even begun.

As Sasuke entered the classroom, the first thing she saw was that silver-haired piece-of-trash lying face-down, already sound asleep at his desk.

Sigh~ Why is it like this every day?

Ove...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [23]

Sasuke could bring two people to clear the stage.

Now that Hoshino had already “killed” one teammate and provided a teacher-approved reason, there were still Naruto, Gorilla Sakura, and one more little girl left—three people total. So, one more had to die.

If nothing unexpected happened, it would have played out that way...

Bang—!

The other little girl w...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [22]

Before Hoshino could even open his mouth to suggest going together, the blushing Walking Wallet had already offered first.

Although teaming up with Walking Wallet was like getting a convenient vaccination, there was still the matter of…

“What do you mean, ‘don't touch our Prince Sasuke with your filthy hands’? You dare slap me in the face?!”

As he walked behind Walki...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [21]

Negotiations require both sides to have bargaining chips—otherwise, it’s not a negotiation at all.

The enemy ninja's bargaining chip, without question, was his strength.

As for Hoshino’s bargaining chip…

“All you have to do is hurry up and get this pervert away from me, and stop him from assaulting my eyes and ears with disgusting words. If you do that, I'll not only...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [20]

Even though unlimited respawns were allowed, very few teams actually managed to reach the third stage.

During stage two, Hoshino still occasionally saw other students around.

Granted, he had maliciously led them into traps to get them "killed" every single time, but still…

Ever since the dead-last squad had been forced into the third stage, however, they hadn’t encountered...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [19]

According to the known intel, Hoshino had a hunch—

If Bear-sensei saw another team, he’d probably switch targets, leaving them safe.

Even if it was just a guess, how would they know without testing it out?

So this time, Hoshino didn't bother forcing Gorilla Sakura and Naruto to run away separately.

As luck—or bad luck—would have it, while fleeing toward the path ...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [18]

Some people, after getting their first confession from a girl, immediately book a hotel.

Some people, after getting their first confession from a girl, instantly become honest, upstanding men.

And then there are others, who, upon their first confession from a girl—become gaylords.

Hakuya Hoshino—a man who just tacitly accepted a confession from a muscled gorilla bro.

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [17]

Things had gotten serious. Hoshino was currently facing an extremely serious problem.

Honestly speaking, Sakura wasn't really Hoshino’s type. He had a bit of a sadistic streak, which clashed terribly with Sakura’s violent gorilla nature. Not to mention this Sakura’s head was filled with nothing but muscle.

But still, Gorilla Sakura was undeniably a little girl!

Do you un...

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