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[TEA] 13. Boars? More like Boring!

It took his Eternal Regeneration a good hour to get his arm back into fighting shape, and by that time Asher was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, more than ready for round two. He’d been so focused on experimenting with his new Distortion skill that he hadn’t really felt the thrill of battle he’d become so enamored with while fighting the demon.

After a brief trip wand...

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[TEA] 12. A Man and his Stick

If I were a bloodthirsty boar, where would I hide? Double checking the map Samantha had lent him, Asher confirmed he was in the right area before storing it back into his rift. It was apparently an old gift from her father, and he didn’t want anything bad happening to it while he was fighting.

After a light dinner and some much needed sleep, Asher had decided to spend his first...

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[TEA] 11. Homecoming

The next few days were filled with quiet conversation and subtle training on Asher’s part. The closer they got to the village, the less strict Samantha was regarding her brother keeping silent, and Asher quickly discovered that if there was one thing Brian loved even more than his own sister, it was talking.

Asher learned about Brian’s favorite foods, his friends in the village, that ...

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[TEA] 10. Easy Come Easy Go

Thanks to Samantha’s skill and her obvious experience, the three of them managed to avoid anything particularly dangerous that first day as they made their way through the forest. They did encounter a small pack of wolves at one point and a large monkey looking creature with four arms at another, but both times Samantha managed to scare them off with a well-placed shot from her new bow. At th...

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[TEA] 9. No Shiny Left Behind

Before returning to his comrades waiting down below, there was one quick stop Asher wanted to make. Running up the stairs despite knowing there wasn’t a giant demon chasing him any longer, Asher quickly found the grisly scene of Mr. Sonth’s death. He wasn’t interested in anything the alchemist may have had on him, but he was certainly interested in that.

Asher found himself...

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[TEA] 8. Fight to the Death

At this point, Asher was pretty sure of two different things. The stairwell was cramped enough that if he didn’t find a more open space to fight the demon he wouldn’t last two seconds, and that the demon was far more interested in him than his companions. He hadn’t really followed much of what the demon had been mumbling to itself, but he got the sense that the Eternity element he’d pic...

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[TEA] 7. Is Now Really The Best Time?

“Asher, I can’t accept this,” Samantha said, staring at the bow in her hands like it was a newborn child. “Brian and I already owe you too much, and now you’re trying to give me an enchanted bow? These arrows alone are worth more shards than I make in a year!”

“You can repay me by making sure we get out of this tower alive,” Asher said, handing out the maces to th...

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[TEA] 6. Shopping Spree

After informing Samantha about the demon guarding the probable key to their cells, the woman sighed, leaning back against the stone wall.

“I know this is a lot to ask after all you’ve already done for us, but is there any chance you could defeat the demon and retrieve the key? Clearly you know how to fight,” she said, gesturing to the three dead imps. “Are you a slayer or somethin...

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[TEA] 5. Fellow Prisoners

Asher spun around, shocked to find himself face to face with a young boy. The boy was absolutely covered in filth, and based on his emaciated frame, he looked as though he hadn’t had a proper meal in weeks. Gripping the bars so hard his knuckles were white, the boy stared at him with both fear and hope in his eyes, clearly desperate.

[Human] - Immature

Looking aro...

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[TEA] 4. An Eye for Violence

Crashing to the floor in a tangle of limbs, it took Asher a second to realize what he’d done. Looking into the wide, black eyes staring up at him in shock, he recoiled, shoving himself off the demon and stumbling back to take in his surroundings.

This room he’d landed in looked like some sort of alchemical workshop. There were cauldrons lining the walls and shelves of strange material...

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[TEA] 3. Skeletons in the Closet

Groaning, Asher massaged his calves and hissed through clenched teeth as he experienced the worst charley horse of his life. He’d never really had the time or the inclination to work out back on Earth, and he was paying dearly for that decision now. Straining his body in order to use Astral Dip after sprinting up so many stairs had clearly been too much for his poor muscles.

If I ge...

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[TEA] 2. Knowledge is Power

The first thing Asher discovered when he left the room he’d been summoned to was that wizards seemed to have the same sense of style in this world as they did in books back home. Rather than any fancy carpets or expensive artwork, as far as he could tell the entire tower seemed to be nothing more than hewn stone and lit torches. There wasn’t an ounce of personality anywhere, and frankly, As...

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[TEA] 1. Quite Talkative for a Dead Guy

The chimes from the ornate grandfather clock signaled midnight, and Asher found himself once again face-to-face with the decaying corpse of an elderly man. The man in question had been dumped unceremoniously upon the large table, and his glassy eyes seemed to penetrate Asher’s very soul as the dead man stared unblinking up at him.

“God damn it, Tyler! You were supposed to have the eye...

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New Book Update! (The Eternal Assassin)

Hello everyone! I mentioned this in an update the other day, but I am finally dropping chapters of my newest story on Royal Road! The story is called The Eternal Assassin, and if you couldn't guess from the title alone, it is going to be a tad different in tone compared to Explorer of Edregon (mainly in the form of a main character who has something of a love for fighting other people, and that...

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[EOE] (159) 3.24. Back to Basics

Other than a quick break to grab dinner and run back to his room before anyone tried to talk to him, Vin spent the rest of the day working on his latest project, thankfully managing to finally figure out the runic formation just before bed. Forgoing one night of sleep wasn’t too bad, but he started feeling a bit groggy if he skipped two nights in a row.

New spell learned! Tier 2...

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[EOE] (158) 3.23 An Eerie Expedition

The Red Dawn never showed.

Responsible for the wellbeing of nearly a thousand people, Vin’s head was practically on a swivel as they made their way out of the prisoners’ fragment. He hadn’t known what to expect, but like Waltz, he’d expected something was going to happen.

Instead, the group made it to the desert fragment without a single incident. Never before had V...

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[EOE] (157) 3.22. Strength in Numbers

“So it works, but only for yes and no questions?” Spur asked, turning the gemstone every which way as he peered into its depths. “Do I even want to know how you got your hands on this?”

“I had to make a deal, which I’ll tell you about later,” Vin said, sounding just as tired as he felt. 

After his exhausting conversation with Golrim yesterday, Vin had retreated to...

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[EOE] (156) 3.21. Who Needs Milk?

As promised, Vin got Alka back to camp in time for dinner, if only just. He knew how much the Slayer enjoyed witnessing new methods of taking down monsters, and he did not want to be the reason she missed the demonstration of Alice’s new trap.

“Have fun breaking that news to Spur,” Alka snorted, lazily waving goodbye as she headed off in search of the Trapper. Sighing, Vin headed of...

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[EOE] (155) 3.20. I Knew We Were Forgetting Something…

After a few dozen dead scorpion monsters, a brief trip through the Underside, and a mad dash out of the insect dungeon and subsequent forest, the two of them found themselves at the edge of the infernals’ village once more.

“Well that was gross,” Alka said, wiping bug guts and blood off of her armor. The Slayer had looked like a living whirlwind of blades with how rapidly she’d cu...

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Sixth Fragment Selection poll and A Surprise Update!

Hey everybody! First off, a huge thank you all as always for all your support. It means the world to me, and I'm glad to have so many people invested in Vin's story across Edregon!

For starters, on Royal Road we have just hit our latest milestone of 750 people choosing to favorite the story, which means it is time for our sixth official fragment selection poll! If you'd like to ...

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[EOE] (154) 3.19 Checking In

“Forpurt?” Vin asked, startled by the capillan’s sudden appearance. The man was just as large and hairy as ever, and just like the first time they’d met, Vin couldn’t make out a single feature of the man’s face under all that hair except for his wide grin and shining brown eyes.

“In the hair,” Forpurt chuckled, looking them up and down. “Based on your new companion and a...

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[EOE] (153) 3.18. Just Gotta Grab Two Things!

Vin spent the rest of the afternoon recovering from the tense council meeting. Forget fighting monsters or running for his life, nothing could drain him in quite the same way as sitting around a table and debating with his fellow councilors. It was as if the decisions and choices they made were physical weights riding upon his shoulders, and he all but bolted from the building once Spur decided...

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[EOE] (152) 3.17. Conflicting Council

“Quick, Phil, take my picture! I don’t want to forget how I felt the first time I saw Vin actually come to one of these meetings all on his own!”

Ignoring Spur’s comment, Vin nodded to Alice as he took his seat at the round table. The other four councilors were already present, but it seemed Witherson must have informed them he was planning to show up because they’d yet to start...

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[EOE] (151) 3.16. No Better Way to Travel

Dungeon Type: Prison

Primary Monster Type: Shadow

Strengths: Darkness

Grouping: Small groups

Movement: Very fast

Dungeoneering increased to lvl 9! 900 exp gained.

“Don’t tell me…” Scule started, peering up at Vin’s face as he read over his notificat...

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[EOE] (150) 3.15. The Shrine of Rebirth

As Waltz began leading them toward town, crossbows drawn and eyes flicking every which way as he kept watch for any sign of the Red Dawn, Vin stepped closer to Shia and lowered his voice.

“Why didn’t you guys ever tell me you could give up your class and pick a new one just by praying to the Gods?” He asked, focusing on speaking the Sacred Forest tongue to be doubly sure the Scout w...

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[EOE] (149) 3.14. Definition of Failing

Vin stared down the bolt of the beastkin’s crossbow, nervously glancing at Shia still sitting atop Blossom beside him. He wasn’t particularly afraid for his own safety thanks to his divine boon, but Shia didn’t have that luxury. Taking a small step forward to try and draw their ambusher’s attention more toward him, he called out.

“You must have seen us running like crazy before ...

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[EOE] (148) 3.13. Don’t Pet The Cat

Vin had been worried that another group of marauders would find interest in them before they could enact their escape plan, but it seemed as though witnessing Trod effortlessly snap that random dwarf’s neck had gotten the message across to the others that Curash didn’t want them harmed. Even so, every minute they sat there, waiting with bated breath for the sound of Blossom tearing the Arti...

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[EOE] (147) 3.12. The Red Dawn

“Now see, this is how you lock up a petian,” Scule called down at them, his cage swinging slightly as he rattled the bars. “Those stone villagers could learn a thing or two from these guys.”

Rolling his eyes, Vin looked around the small clearing Trod had left them in. Shia and him were each bound to separate wooden posts shoved into the ground, their arms painfully manacl...

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[EOE] (146) 3.11. The Hands of Fate

“What?” Vin said dumbly, slowly holding up his hands before him as if Curash were a wild animal. Shia stood stock still, her eyes wide as she concentrated on not moving a muscle. Licking his lips, Vin offered Curash a nervous smile. “Let’s all just take it easy. What do you want from us?”

“And why even tell us about the Red Dawn in the first place if you were one of them?” S...

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[EOE] (145) 3.10. The Truth About Golrim

“After Kym ran away, things started going downhill,” Curash admitted, glancing once more at Scule as the four of them sat in a rough circle. The Hunter hadn’t been surprised at the fact that Shia and Scule had been hiding in his pitfall trap, but he had been caught off guard by the Rogue’s race. Evidently he’d met elves before, but never a petian. “Golrim and Kym had managed to keep...

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