Tyranid
Added 2019-10-20 01:52:19 +0000 UTCSwarmqueen
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mightymouse
2019-10-21 11:48:41 +0000 UTCIt is not heresy if the Emperor doesn't know
TheMaestroNoob
2019-10-21 06:20:43 +0000 UTCPretty sure this is heresy
Pseudonym
2019-10-20 20:54:40 +0000 UTCi probably went a bit overboard π
Simone Spinozzi
2019-10-20 08:29:31 +0000 UTCAwesome picture! She's quite hot for a Tyranid :3
d00m3sT0s
2019-10-20 08:25:05 +0000 UTC:)
d00m3sT0s
2019-10-20 08:24:13 +0000 UTCOvO
Nuppinup
2019-10-20 03:36:49 +0000 UTCNow, proper answers to this picture are about these: β’ Now, this is a queen i'd want to get swarmed for β’ *Spider Dance Plays* β’ Please Die Me β’ Part of me became something greater β’ Women are why tyranids are allowed to spread β’ Made thank for dinner, honey. How did swarming go? β’ What society thinks i do. What my mom thinks i do. What my spouse thinks i do. What other wargamers think i do. What i wish i could really do. β’ My empress has four arms. β’ *turns on tyranid to human translator*: WAKA WAKA WAKA β’ Therapist: "Swarm queen isn't real. She can't do you." Swarm queen: β’ *don't mention zergs.* *don't mention zergs.* *don't mention zergs.* Hi KerrigaaaaAAAAARGH! β’ She vs Mothra. The crossover we don't deserve, but we need. β’ Kerrigan: "WHO ARE YOU?!" Swarm Queen: "I'm you, but stronger." β’ Swarm Queen: "Me?! Austruylian? Oy daon't knaow whoy yah would theenk thaht." β’ Still a better queen than my corpse god. β’ *dumps the bug spray away* β’ Tyranid anatomy: (bunch of arrows saying "Yes! β€οΈ") β’ Despite making up 3% of the galaxy population her children commit and sustain 50% of the murders. β’ Swarm queen: *points at her head* "They can't call me names if i eat the whole planet." β’ *ominous psychic noises* β’ Swarm Queen: *sits on a table* *puts on a sign* "The Red Terror is a Baby Mawloc. Don't Change My Mind. Help Me Make More." β’ Swarm Queen: "The worlds only have 2 things. Things that can be eaten and things that can eat." β’ 10/10 would stop purging agaaaaaAARGH! β’ This is Her-... ... ... ... you know what? Yes... this is her. β’ She has thanksgiving on a daily basis. And yes, talking to her many children is always just as awkward. β’ Cross-Species Blind Dating has never been this fun. β’ Random Ripper: "Ma'am, we lost 200 termagants to kill a Dreadnought." Swarm Queen: *tactical tyranid psychic noises* β’ Honestly, madam, i like you for your body. β’ She has the classical face when you just read the faction focus.
Simone Spinozzi
2019-10-20 02:32:01 +0000 UTC
