Attention Duelists! Weekly Short Stories are Here!

Secret’s from the Century of Blood: Every week starting from 19th February I will publish a 1-2 thousand word chapter, maybe even 3K if I’m really feeling the strike of my Muse for all tiers from Skeptic to Asylum. These stories will be divided into three categories and many stories in these categories will get multiple characters: 

Funny Flashbacks: Humorous (Most of the time) Flashbacks of events that occurred before Chapter 1. My ideas for this category currently include the following:

• The Theen Expedition: What happened in the Theen Expedition mentioned all the way back in Chapter 1 and why you should try to sleep with the daughter of an Albino Giant Chief.

• Master Harwyn and his Pleasure Slave Astrid: Everyone mistakenly things that Harwyn is in a BDSM relationship with Astrid. Hijinks ensue! P.S Mothers thinking their sons like whips and chains in their bedrooms will never not be hilarious

• Half-breed Giant babies are damn Ugly…and Hairy: Do not call a half giant baby ugly in hearing of their mothers hours after birth, they will make you pay for your (true) insults. 

• Cabbages are Love: One would think the life of the Cabbage Merchant from ALTA would be peaceful in the Iron Islands…yeah, not if Harwyn has anything to say about it.

• The Perfect Gift: The royal princes compete to find the greatest gift for their sister’s fifth nameday. Gods help us all!

Alternate History: We observe the differences towards the multiple canon timelines if Harwyn was in them.

• Harwyn “the Hardheart” Hoare: What if Harwyn was born as the oldest grandson of Harren the Black?

• Harwyn “Sharphands” Saltriver: What if Harwyn replaced Harren the Red and became the Bandit King of the Isles and Rivers?

• Harwyn Bloodfist: What if Harwyn lived during the Dance of Dragons?

• Harwyn “the Hammer of Dorne” Hoare: What if Harwyn was in the Conquest of Dorne?

• Harwyn “the Scorcher of the Sisters” Hoare: What if Harwyn was alive during the Blackfyre Rebellions

• Harwyn “the Thunderbolt of the West” Hoare: What if Harwyn was alive during Robert’s Rebellion

• Harwyn “the Hellion” Hoare: What hikinks would Harwyn get into if he replaced Theon Greyjoy as the hostage Eddark Stark took to Wintefell

Modern Shenanigans: This is category is best explained as pop culture madness

• Reverse Isekai: What if Harwyn found himself five centuries in the future and started trolling the history community beginning with redditors on r/history to national television.

• Fate Foreigner: What if Harwyn was the Rider Class Servant: Harwyn Haradra in the Holy Grail Wars.

• Hardrada the Movie (566): From the Director who gave us Pit FIghter (Gladiator EXPY) we have the biggest historical movie of the century

• Hardrada History: A University Professor tries to correct his student’s knowledge on fact and fiction regarding the life of Harwyn and suffers for it. Why did the first Imperator love dick jokes so much?! 

Gotts Love Hardrada Youtube: Youtubers in Planetos making videos dedicated to everyone's legendary history figure

So everyone better tell which of these they want to be published quicker, after all we are a democracy! Commet ya desires ya shits!