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You Guys Ever See Lara Croft Swimming Underwater? | The Michael, Jordan Podcast

Our Heroes eat secret monkey desk cookies, talk about Tomb Raider, Oktoberfest blackouts, veneers, The Uglies, and Pflugerville.
They also talk about getting ready for the livestream TOMORROW Saturday October 12 at 1pm CT over on https://www.youtube.com/@100Eat plus you can catch up on Review Week. Also grab merch at 100percenteat.store

Comments

β€œOh fuck” my same response when my mom asked where all the snacks she just bought went

Matthew Moore

I don't care what you think says Eric, same here, comment. Leave her here, I'm just happy he's finally got married. They've been together for so long. They almost forgot they weren't married yet.

samuel, hallball, killhall

The Uglies series being turned into movies in 2024 is causing me a lot of psychic damage because the book series was not good and did not age well. It had a lot of "not like other girls" messaging. Like the Pretties are teenagers that got state mandated plastic surgury (and were also purposely lobotomized to prevent the general public from doing any revolutions/uprising).

Emily Hinatsu

I've read The Uglies first book or two, and what you're talking about is kind of the point. The main characters just look like normal people, but don't meet their society's weirdly strict beauty standards. Of course Netflix makes them look beautiful instead of average, but they can be beautiful by our standards and still not fit the world's definition of beauty, which requires everyone to get plastic surgery at some age

ShadowShine57

As someone who tends to get attached to people/characters(ya know neurodivergency) I have to agree that those people take it too far. Like I can at least recognize that y'all are real people with real lives. I've seen so many people try to psychoanalysis content creators every chance they get it's wild

Yamori

This rules

Joe

Yeah, I mean, as they're very clearly to me, some of our CLOSEST friends... I'm a bit hurt we weren't invited.

Kelzoula

I’d like my September and October subscription fees to pay nicks admission the Oktoberfest

Amanda Watson

I did not make the flugerville joke until right now, if you all hadn’t said anything I would have believed you totally lol. Also is only the first taste test video meant to be on patreon, because I very much forgot about them until I got a different one recommended on YouTube.

Anthony Dewitt

New song "Lara Croft" by Dropout Kings released today. I see the Lefties are signaling each other. I am very smart.

RegulationRat

It's fair I do not engage in fandom activities period I just hang out and share cool art of things I like lmao 😭 I definitely don't blame yall for having Bad Associations given everything that was discussed which I also have seen unfortunately.

Tori Williams

We've got Wurst-fest in New Braunfels till Nov. 2 thats closer πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

Jacob Hoover

😏

100% Eat

So when can we expect the 100 percent eat Laura crofts ass merch?

Dardalon Fedalgo

the ugly series of books is actually good, i do not trust that movie lol

Louisa May Campbell

We stand by this statement

100% Eat

I saw it at Dollar tree, Texas Pete lol

crystal kopp

"If tumblr was still around--" Me out loud with my tumblr tab open as I watch this: Hey. >:(

Tori Williams

Why wasn't I invited to the wedding?

Flyingwhale

Yeah, the Sauce Monkey's pretty hot, but I think he was cuter back in Face Jam. Thanks for getting me through a rough week guys. Very excited for the stream tomorrow!

mountainswede


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