2000's Forrest Gump | The Michael, Jordan Podcast
Added 2024-12-27 08:00:06 +0000 UTCNick is being so normal and there's a lot of drones. Michael has become a darts guy which means Our Heroes are gonna become darts guys. We gotta get one of the office. But stick around because our greatest bit ever is here: 2000's Forrest Gump. What kinda trouble do you think Forrest would get into?
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EnragedPanda6
2025-02-21 19:43:59 +0000 UTCI really want a new forest gump style movie every 50 years
John Bott
2025-01-14 19:19:52 +0000 UTCMore Modern Gumps: Instead of Apple it was Amazon: “After we got back from Afghanistan, Lieutenant Dan got us invested in some sort of book company. Then one day he sent me a letter saying we don’t have to worry about money no more, and I said that’s good, one less thing.” Instead of Bubba being his friend in the war it’s Pat Tillman. Instead of Watergate he discovers Hilary Clinton’s emails. He also outs Jared Fogle as a pedo, and is also directly responsible for the Red Sox coming back from a 3-0 deficit in the 2004 ALCS and Rich Strike winning the Kentucky Derby.
Derek Smith
2025-01-08 14:31:43 +0000 UTCgump would’ve been the reason the malaysia flight went missing for some reason
rearbakedchoke
2025-01-02 03:59:13 +0000 UTC“more like slosh pit” from nick getting completely no sold is so much funnier than them acknowledging it
rearbakedchoke
2025-01-02 03:52:37 +0000 UTCThis is stupid funny
Joshua Tresidder
2025-01-01 03:31:26 +0000 UTC“I met this nice fellow named Burnie and he showed me his cartoon. I didn’t really understand it, so I told him it made about as much sense as teeth on a rooster.”
AV
2024-12-31 22:33:47 +0000 UTCBrawl on Cell Block 99 would be fun to watch with everyone 🤣
Jacob Hoover
2024-12-31 16:29:31 +0000 UTCGump would have 100% been the reason for the BP oil spill
Louie lapuma
2024-12-31 08:41:48 +0000 UTCPleeeease give us Beekeeper! My husband and I have been thinking of watching it but want to wait for our first viewing to be in nightmare watch-a-long form, the way we did with Madame Web
Alex Unger
2024-12-30 06:08:18 +0000 UTCOnly if there was somebody affiliated with this podcast who could animate these Forrest Gump stories
Mojo Jostar
2024-12-29 00:08:11 +0000 UTCForrest Gump was the McDonald's employee that ratted on Luigi
JivetheSuperTurkey
2024-12-28 18:19:43 +0000 UTCI can't believe you talked about Haggard, I don't think I can bring myself to watch it again since Ryan Dunn died. Fortunately I was never cruel enough to inflict it upon anyone else.
Eedrah A
2024-12-28 15:57:58 +0000 UTC"and I said to my friend George "what about when that man in the helmet was a kid? I'd sure like to see that""
Walter
2024-12-28 08:19:53 +0000 UTCmy dad said that Forrest Gump would stumble upon the weapons of mass destruction which would serve as propaganda for the US and prove to America that the war on terror was justified
Quinn Nichols
2024-12-28 04:00:09 +0000 UTCdid.. did Gump sell yall the monkey mask?... monkey gump. "someone on the onlines said they really wanted my monkey head.. so packdedd it up and i sendedd it to em.. i think he's some kinda sourse monkey now or some such".
Sanwibe
2024-12-28 03:38:44 +0000 UTCThis Podcast is too political and obviously the Government got to them! The Earth is flat and those Drones in Jersey are controlled by the Costco guys! 😉
Joshua Neditch
2024-12-28 03:23:32 +0000 UTCForrest Gump is the first Uber driver. Forrest Gump gets the only legitimate Boardwalk piece in the McDonalds Monopoly game. Forrest Gump accidentally invents hard seltzer. Forrest Gump is the reason the Ever Given gets stuck in the Suez canal. Forrest Gump is in a tour group in Wuhan and bumps into a courier transporting vials for a medical research facility.
Fyurae
2024-12-28 02:51:55 +0000 UTCCrank or Crank 2 would be a great 100% watch
crystal kopp
2024-12-27 22:37:18 +0000 UTCTommy Boy is such a great comedy, I feel like it still holds up.
crystal kopp
2024-12-27 22:33:18 +0000 UTC“Ah was tryin’ all kindsa funky foods at a Wuhan wet market, and somethin’ ah ate must’ve disagreed with me ‘cos I got real sick. Then everyone stayed inside for the next couple years for some reason.”
Riley Pearsall
2024-12-27 21:40:47 +0000 UTCOver the Hedge watch along with Graysie. Also i do hope this Death Stranding play through with Nick happens
Brent91
2024-12-27 21:34:13 +0000 UTCForrest Gump lends some money to a friend to buy a house, accidentally creates the sub-prime home loan market.
CodeRedOnly
2024-12-27 19:23:49 +0000 UTCGump Voice "I was helping in an office in Florida and a nice man asked me to make These things called Gore Votes into Bush's. I am not sure what he meant but i threw them in the bushes and soon a nice man name Junior was president like his daddy was"
Jonathan Gustafson
2024-12-27 19:02:12 +0000 UTCForrest was driving the car that made Princess Di swerve in the tunnel.
Julian L
2024-12-27 18:05:02 +0000 UTCSame like what 😭
brenden roumaya
2024-12-27 17:52:07 +0000 UTCNext watch along: SpongeBob the movie OR SpongeBob the musical, so that Eric can get #educated
Amanda Watson
2024-12-27 17:49:35 +0000 UTClol was not expecting the Between the Buried and Me callout
krobb1290
2024-12-27 17:39:54 +0000 UTCMorbius for the next watchalong
operez1230
2024-12-27 17:26:58 +0000 UTCSteve joooooobbbssss chemoooooo
Yo Mama
2024-12-27 16:27:25 +0000 UTCGump tripping over and launching the missles into Ukraine 🤷🏾🤷🏾🤷🏾
Osiris
2024-12-27 16:18:39 +0000 UTCDart enthusiasts refer to it as getting a dartuterie board
Jerry Potts
2024-12-27 16:08:51 +0000 UTCIf Jackie, Nick, and Graysie were all in the same room I think Eric might self destruct lmao 😭
Tori Williams
2024-12-27 15:34:34 +0000 UTCWhat if!
100% Eat
2024-12-27 15:19:29 +0000 UTCForrest Gump teamed up with Ted’s wicked daughters
100% Eat
2024-12-27 15:19:02 +0000 UTCForrest Gump voice* “My friend showed me a video game called Halo, but the angels were more like robot soldiers. I didn’t understand why the red angels were fighting the blue angels instead of trying to get out of the canyon we were in. I kept asking my friends, Gus, Geoff, Matt, Burnie, and Joel why we were there.
Alex Watson
2024-12-27 15:11:58 +0000 UTCI love darts it's the perfect thing to do when you go out with friends and get stuck with the friend of a friends boyfriend you don't know and neither of you give a shit what everyone else is talking about. You shoot darts until you find out your common ground of shitty movies
Sean Fiore
2024-12-27 14:20:02 +0000 UTCI can't believe Forrest Gump made Ted Cruz go to cancun
Owen Bradley
2024-12-27 14:15:33 +0000 UTCforrest gump 100% met and inspired elon musk. there's so much material there but i'm too lazy to dig for it.
Lex Gray
2024-12-27 14:02:38 +0000 UTCThinking again about how unhindged Jackie gets, now I want a special episode of 100% Eat with Jackie and Graysie. That would probably be wild.
Stephen Cevallos
2024-12-27 14:02:34 +0000 UTCmy christmas dinner conversation was 2 uncles going off on how the drones are proof of dark conspiracies so that was... yea. they then transitioned to 'that rfk has a point, what if science is wrong'
Lex Gray
2024-12-27 13:41:41 +0000 UTCThey hired me to guard him while he had a sleepover at the police station, but I was so sleepy after having a big meal I fell asleep and accidentally spilt my milk on the camera
Ryan Psaila
2024-12-27 09:28:29 +0000 UTCForrest Gump voice* "When I was a big holly wud soshalite, I met ALL kinds a nice people. I met this one man, Jeff, who musta been real nice cuz he said he even had a whole island where he plays with kids"
Nathan Sweatt
2024-12-27 09:10:25 +0000 UTC
