June 2022 - $1 Apology Email
Added 2022-07-01 19:00:06 +0000 UTCHello [YOUR NAME],
This month, we were right on our way to return your crisp $1 bill to you, and then the wind swept it from our hands and into a storm gutter. Everything seems to be alright, though, as a young man wearing a clown outfit is within the gutter and seems ready to return it to us at any moment. So, there is no cause for alarm! We’ll get it from him straight away. In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for $1.
Thanks and have a happy [mid-summer festival aligning with region of Patreon subscriber].
Comments
Better than the dollar I lost shoving in your moms G-string.
Carl, yes that Carl.
2022-07-21 20:49:53 +0000 UTCI would trust gutter clown with my life. Clowns would never do wrong, right?
Shadow Cosmos314
2022-07-06 16:07:26 +0000 UTCNoooooo dont trust gutter clown
Kyle Major
2022-07-01 22:03:59 +0000 UTCThat dollar is gonna cost you an arm and possibly a leg to get back.
Mattari
2022-07-01 21:13:02 +0000 UTCDon't trust that clown. Last time I met him he called me a little baby, broke my Microsoft Dinosaurs CD, pushed me down the stairs. And my shoes fell off.
Raphtor
2022-07-01 19:43:22 +0000 UTCOh thank goodness, a trustworthy fellow has it in his possession
McKenzie Venus Rose
2022-07-01 19:29:32 +0000 UTCAwesome. Always trust clowns.
Kitten Arcader
2022-07-01 19:02:31 +0000 UTC
