July 2022 - $1 Apology Email
Added 2022-08-01 17:00:08 +0000 UTCHey [YOUR NAME],
This month we had planned on giving you your dollar bill straightaway. However, we experienced a bit of a snafu. Some serendipitous circumstances have occurred. They’re humorous and quirky and ultimately very strange. But unfortunately we signed an NDA (non-disclosure agreement) at the request of [REDACTED]. So at this moment we cannot discuss how we lost the dollar, and this NDA binds us until [SOMETIME IN THE FAR FUTURE, LIKE 100 YEARS OR WHATEVER, I’LL FILL IN THIS PART LATER]. We hope you understand, and we’re hoping that [REDACTED] returns your dollar to us soon, so we can in turn return it to you.
We’ve gone ahead and debited your card on file for another dollar.
Thanks for not prying.
Comments
[Poorly Restrained Disbelief] [Exasperated Comment] [Reluctant Acceptance]
SKS
2022-08-05 04:16:01 +0000 UTCLove that [REDACTED]. What a [NOUN]
Alex V
2022-08-01 20:22:18 +0000 UTCThis one felt a bit real
Brian Doran
2022-08-01 17:59:42 +0000 UTCNext your gonna tell me you were a dollar short on the monthly subscription to the grumps only fans.
chad drake
2022-08-01 17:20:03 +0000 UTC[REDACTED] can't be trusted, get the dollar to [EVEN MORE REDACTED] and stand by for [NOT ON THIS CHRISTIAN PATREON]!
Christopher Day
2022-08-01 17:05:35 +0000 UTC
