Choose Your Own Adventure - Part 7. $5 Reward
Added 2023-05-25 16:47:32 +0000 UTCBingo Nights looks up at you with anticipation. Longing, even. You hold the ballerina’s slipper, pale, off-white, shimmering in the moon-sunlight in your carrot hand.
‘I can have that?’
You nod, and drop it into his snout. He drops it, fiddles with it, and then digs in. You watch as he chews, his heart full of joy, his stomach becoming full of old haunted shoe.
You are glad Bingo Nights is your friend, your colleague, your partner in shoe heisting crime, the developer of your forthcoming video game experience. You think about what type of video game you will make. One with romance, for sure -
Then, Bingo Nights halts his scarfing and looks up at you. He’s not drooling like he usually does. He’s not smiling like he usually does. He just stares. His mouth doesn’t open, but a voice springs from the ether -
‘WHY DID YOU RELEASE ME’
It’s not a question, which is good because you don’t have an answer. The voice sounds like that of an ancient abomination crossed with a young girl, not your dog friend Bingo at all.
‘I AM VERY ANGRY, AND I WON’T RELEASE YOUR DOG FRIEND UNTIL I’M NOT AS ANGRY ANYMORE’
That’s not a question either. You’re pretty sure, given your knowledge of pop culture and how things go in these types of things, that this is an exorcism type situation.
‘THIS IS AN EXORCISM TYPE SITUATION, AND THAT CLICHE MAKES ME EVEN MORE ANGRY’
So, yep. It’s time for you to step up to the plate and exorcise your friend Bingo Nights from the ancient ballerina demon that has possessed him. What will you do?
Comments
I love when I choose an answer on one of these and its one that like 60% of other people chose. I think it's funny.
Jack Bird
2023-06-21 07:00:03 +0000 UTCMaybe we could use the $5 for this month to commission a furry artist for some cute art of Bingo Nights?
Tyrant King
2023-06-12 23:02:55 +0000 UTCCompletely off topic, but I'm rewatching BOTW Episode 55 in which Arin brags about learning to twerk but doesn't want to do it on camera because he's "too fat right now." And Arin is much more fit now, so I was wondering if we could get an update on the twerk situation. Maybe in your Tears of the Kingdom playthrough that's definitely coming soon?
Alana
2023-06-01 17:26:05 +0000 UTCAt 69% of the votes, as of right now.
SuperNerdAzzy
2023-05-26 16:50:36 +0000 UTCSuPLEX suPLEX suPLEX.
Susan Rosengaard
2023-05-26 05:01:41 +0000 UTCWell I feel like we may have lost the plot here a bit. Of course that's assuming we ever found it in the first place.
Devin Brewer
2023-05-26 03:11:20 +0000 UTCOH MY GOD, HE DRAGGED HIM STRAIT TO HELL!
TNT
2023-05-25 20:06:30 +0000 UTCBAH GAWD, THAT DAWGS GOT A FAMILEH
Alex V
2023-05-25 20:01:34 +0000 UTCAnd here comes the clown shoe with a STEEL CHAIR!! 😱
VanoraV
2023-05-25 19:45:14 +0000 UTCyep I'd suplex the demon
Mark Blythe
2023-05-25 19:27:17 +0000 UTCBAH GAWD THEY BROKE THE DEMON IN TWO!!!!
2023-05-25 17:45:11 +0000 UTCAll hail the demon suplexion!
Mr. A (Barracius)
2023-05-25 17:33:01 +0000 UTC
