Choose Your Own Adventure - FINALE. $5 Reward
Added 2023-12-11 18:18:39 +0000 UTCYou stand over the hunk of moldy, gaseous cheese. You look in his eyes. You reflect on your journey as a carrot.
You tell David Cheeseman that you’re sorry. For yelling at him, for not treating him right. It wasn't his fault. You were too hasty, scared, alone.
A surge of euphoria and enlightenment rushes through your body. Your ears tickle. Your mouth moves into a smile. A few tears fall from your eyes. You feel sweat. Nothing happens to your genitals, they’re normal. You might shit yourself - okay, yep, you shit yourself.
David Cheeseman, you know, has been the architect of this entire journey. Your quest to become a carrot. Your friends - Bingo Nights, Big Executive, Nose Ghost - they are all extensions of David that he’s shown you along the way. Id, Ego, Superego, as it turns out. Yeah, there was a lot of thought put into all of this.
And the really magical thing is, the game exists. You can play it in your mind, David Cheeseman reveals. And you made it basically for free in the mind vortex Narnia journey he sent you on. So, pretty great financial investment.
Why did you do this David? You wonder to him. He wonders back,
It’s because I love you
You sigh. You brush a piece of loose hair - your own - behind your ear like people do in movies when something cute happens to them.
Your heart flutters. You should really get that checked out.
What a special moment you’ve shared with David Cheeseman.
Gosh he reeks.
What will you do?
Comments
But he did so much for you to become a carrot!! Love him back!!!!
EntityLvr
2024-02-10 20:21:44 +0000 UTCyall are COWARDS for not choosing love david cheese man back!!!
charlie withey
2023-12-11 19:26:05 +0000 UTCLOVE 👏 HIM 👏 BACK 👏
Charles Weber
2023-12-11 18:35:46 +0000 UTCDavid Cheeseman is a stinky blessing on this world
Sarahmonster
2023-12-11 18:29:36 +0000 UTCWhen I say I love him back, I mean I absolutely want to make sloppy sticky moist and stanky ass love to him all over and expect the same. Anyways, This has been the best fanfic I have ever read and all of my dreams have become reality. Thank you.
Honeysweeyt_willow
2023-12-11 18:23:48 +0000 UTCLuv yewZ
Jessica Capocy
2023-12-11 18:22:30 +0000 UTCWow! I did not realize how much my vote mattered in this. I encourage everyone to vote to give this the happiest ending possible.
Jennifer Masson
2023-12-11 18:22:21 +0000 UTCThanks for following along, everyone! David Cheeseman loves you. To catch up on the story if you're just seeing this, click the 'CYOA' tag and start from part 1!
GameGrumps
2023-12-11 18:19:41 +0000 UTC
