Fan Fiction Story Time - ET x Elliot, My Immortal Chapter 1
Added 2023-12-20 20:00:05 +0000 UTCThe first story we read is truly disgusting and we're sorry. You've been warned. If you'd like to skip it, Dan starts reading My Immortal at the 16:25 mark.
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Nothing like listening to two grown men at work read ET fanfiction… that was indeed a
Kitt
2025-05-23 19:53:55 +0000 UTCI think you mean HOT
Nathen
2025-05-17 22:07:04 +0000 UTC"I'm not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was because he's a major hottie." Ebony, you are disgusting.
Obsydian Black
2025-05-14 20:34:58 +0000 UTCthat e.t. story was rough
Stoiky
2025-05-11 00:22:33 +0000 UTCThat E.T. story- That was beyond cursed. Vile. Atrocious. An absolute abomination. 11/10
Juice Caboose
2025-05-06 03:03:13 +0000 UTCNothing could have prepared me for the first story.
ₛₕₑₗᵢₖₑₛcₗₒₜₕ
2025-05-04 23:37:34 +0000 UTCI'm torn between saying "Well, that escalated quickly" and "I paid $8 to hear this garbage?? Rad." But I know that in my heart, no words will ever explain the depths of my emotions as I heard that story being told.
old aj
2025-04-26 07:18:50 +0000 UTCMan...My Immortal really brought me back to tumblr days as a kids. Miss them.
McKenna Ward
2025-04-07 06:00:23 +0000 UTCWe paid for uncensored things like the E.T story. Pretty pissed you stopped it, sadly.
banana splitter
2025-04-05 12:31:08 +0000 UTCI haven't even gotten to My Immortal... I'm already DYING of laughter and exasperation
Kytsora Corvus
2025-04-03 20:40:59 +0000 UTCHearing that Dan has experience with My Immortal was like hearing your grandpa say he was there when they found Hitler dead or something
evasglory
2025-03-31 21:44:25 +0000 UTCi am truly mesmerized by the et fic. i feel like it's op's journey of understanding their own sexuality. absurd and beautiful...
Percy C
2025-03-24 16:28:48 +0000 UTCThis alone is worth the price
Kai
2025-03-19 04:56:16 +0000 UTCi just got this patreon for the first time and i’m questioning whether or not this was worth $10. i feel like they owe ME money for sitting through that 😭
Emily Statlander
2025-03-18 22:39:03 +0000 UTCI know we consider the ET thing to be a step up but trust me when I say that the rest of that Sonic Highschool story is equally insane EDIT: Just to further prove the point, I'm putting in an excerpt from one of the later chapters (with one of the character names redacted; wouldn't wanna spoil it of course) “ "NOOOO!" screamed [____] as Sonic's balls smacked into his mouth and nose and eyes like a plastic bag full of pudding. [____] looked into the sky and made an asshole face for the last time and then he turned into stone and then turned into dust and was now dead. ”
white bread
2025-03-17 16:48:14 +0000 UTCRefer to my top comment for answer
KingFarquaad
2025-03-14 19:28:10 +0000 UTCThe ass juice from your pink ass
KingFarquaad
2025-03-14 19:27:41 +0000 UTCGrumpy grumpy Literature Club!!!!
Dustin Forrester
2025-03-10 05:43:44 +0000 UTCwhat is pink ass juice
Conner Knotts
2025-03-09 17:49:16 +0000 UTCThe comments were at 299. I needed to make it 300
Michael Maimone
2025-03-07 03:24:18 +0000 UTC"Pink Ass Juice" is my next band name
TabbyStars
2025-03-06 02:36:06 +0000 UTCStarting to think it was a bad idea to watch this while eating lunch...
Feylia
2025-03-03 20:50:45 +0000 UTCThe absolute left turn from “coming of age realizing your sexuality ET/Elliot fic” to STRAIGHT UP HARD CORE FETISH KINK PORN is so violent
Blizardstar
2025-02-25 04:22:22 +0000 UTCCould not finish this 😵💫
Nan McVicker
2025-02-21 21:52:07 +0000 UTCDoing other people's taxes while this plays in the background. I can't believe they pay me for this.
Sally Sociopath
2025-02-13 22:19:47 +0000 UTC"I haven't read this, but I would read this for a live audience."
Kai Lucas Zachary
2025-02-12 09:34:00 +0000 UTCThat ET story made me nauseous.
Elizabeth Levan
2025-02-07 04:06:25 +0000 UTCCurrently doing my taxes with this playing in the background. I can’t believe this is my adult life.
Skiibo
2025-02-01 00:46:22 +0000 UTCMe, seeing the warning on the episode: Eh, how bad could it be? Me, 8 minutes late: Okay, what was the timestamp to skip?
RetroMG
2025-01-18 14:00:24 +0000 UTCnah, the balls being on the inside was the least weird part to me, as I've been designing alien races for a novel, focusing heavily on the idea that most authors arbitrarily decide that since we have it, our anatomy is clearly superior, and thus every alien should also have it, which is dumb. I'm talking literally everything, from having 4 limbs to being born as babies, from needing to excrete waste, to, absolutely, having the balls on the outside, which we evolved to have because the sperm would die from the heat if they were on the inside. Instead of, I don't know, HAVING BETTER SPERM? Nah, let's put the most vulnerable part of our body in the most easily accessible place. Like we weren't a weak ass garbage species enough already So that was a singular good moment in what otherwise was a nightmare I will never recover from.
Kelarys
2025-01-17 16:19:57 +0000 UTCNo fucking lie... as a teenager, I legitimately got into a debate with a boyfriend over whether or not the past-tense of "cum" is "cummed" or "came" LOL. I was on Dan's side; ex-boyfriend was on Arin's.
Kai Lucas Zachary
2025-01-17 07:50:47 +0000 UTCHere's what I need to know: what kind of fucked up people do you have working for you in order to find this in the first place?
Kai Lucas Zachary
2025-01-17 07:42:45 +0000 UTCThanks. I hated this. Absolutely the best $5 I’ve ever spent.
MasochisticSheep
2025-01-15 19:36:46 +0000 UTCWatched the first episode while making food. Regret eating while watching the second..... Holy shit dood.
CeeBee
2025-01-10 00:01:49 +0000 UTCupon relistening to the first story i must disagree with dan, that story was written by a girl for sure
Shane Hamilton
2025-01-08 17:09:46 +0000 UTCEbony Darkness Dementia Raven Way saved my worthless life and so did this video.
LegoDash
2024-12-30 22:36:53 +0000 UTCThe first story made mt pregnant wife vomit in front of her mother. Definitely recommending this to everyone
Alexander Deal
2024-12-30 01:27:04 +0000 UTCWatching this while eating nutella was a mistake!!! lol
Jens
2024-12-29 09:36:41 +0000 UTCSame
Buddy
2024-12-29 02:23:16 +0000 UTCThis is the greatest $5 I've ever spent
Curtis Twombly
2024-12-28 18:43:03 +0000 UTCWell... genderbender, yay?
Alex
2024-12-24 15:14:22 +0000 UTCPlease Arin, read more wierd shit to Dan.
Coyote
2024-12-10 03:20:25 +0000 UTCFuckin Christ, this was very much a step up for $5! I can FEEL the discomfort and confusion everyone's having as the story just keeps going. Loved it.
Thor DWolf
2024-11-29 20:43:24 +0000 UTCOh my god this is exactly as horrible and amazing as I had hoped, and my $5 could not have possibly been spent better.
the character limit is too small for my international shoe joke
2024-11-25 02:36:53 +0000 UTCPersonally I can't really relax properly after work until I've got my bed nice and coated with my pink ass juice. Burrito time!
Hulk Hohands
2024-11-24 16:17:10 +0000 UTCI feel Dan's pain
JR Lonergan
2024-11-24 12:13:13 +0000 UTCAlso this music sounds straight outta twilight
Olivia Collins
2024-11-17 21:32:38 +0000 UTCI can barely listen to this one.. 🤣
Olivia Collins
2024-11-17 21:29:34 +0000 UTC“NO BALLS” “No balls…” “His balls are INSIDE” “Thank you”
Chicady 1212
2024-11-12 17:34:51 +0000 UTCOkay so i read the rest of the et fic (its incompete) and it gets so much worse its like a car crash you cant look away
Oophaga Pumilio, P.I.
2024-11-12 03:33:10 +0000 UTCThe sequel to the first episode’s first story: Zrek and Obama
Stefan Placanica
2024-11-11 10:38:57 +0000 UTCThat ET one made me violently uncomfortable what is this 😭
Tess Coolaid
2024-11-10 05:24:57 +0000 UTCNeed more My Immortal
Mark
2024-11-06 21:36:08 +0000 UTCHis ass was so sensitive.
Damien Mulanax
2024-11-06 02:28:20 +0000 UTCworth every penny 💀💀
PencilParrot
2024-10-31 17:11:59 +0000 UTC"came"
Kale Buchanan
2024-10-26 19:29:57 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck am I listening to
Tostito
2024-10-15 02:59:31 +0000 UTCthanks! time for me to finally pick up a religion because i think that's the only way i can recover from this! <3
Cat Rivers
2024-10-10 21:54:41 +0000 UTCThanks guys, this was a horrible experience 👍
Phioes
2024-10-09 08:11:13 +0000 UTCThis fucking rocks shit
Connor Strader
2024-09-30 19:50:14 +0000 UTCSome how I made it through the et part but couldn't handle the HP fan fic
Colby H
2024-09-29 17:31:13 +0000 UTCSo was he really athletic, or pretty athletic?
Joshua Ault
2024-09-26 21:09:43 +0000 UTCAlthough nobody cares about this information, E.T's actual name according to the sequel that never actually happened is Zrek
Emma Waters
2024-09-25 03:43:17 +0000 UTCI think Dan entered into another dimension during that ET reading
Emma Waters
2024-09-24 23:39:03 +0000 UTCDan started rethinking his career choice the minute Arin said "what changes the alien had on his body"
Emma Waters
2024-09-24 21:45:12 +0000 UTCYou can see the life leaving his eyes as it went on, only to be revived by My Immortal [Bring Me To Lyfe]
Aaron S
2024-09-22 22:11:30 +0000 UTCI just have this picture in my head of Dan coming home from this, and Ashley asking him how his day went and he just said I don't want to talk about it...
Kim Colleary
2024-09-18 04:57:36 +0000 UTCDan rethinking his career choice at 6:20 lol
Katie A Lach
2024-09-10 21:30:21 +0000 UTCI'm so glad I decided to pay $5 to see this 🤣😂🤣
Artufex
2024-09-05 22:26:54 +0000 UTCThe ET one was absolutely heinous
Ray
2024-09-02 04:30:38 +0000 UTCMan... That first story almost made me puke but also had me almost crying in laughter...
Brandan Alfred
2024-09-01 00:24:42 +0000 UTCThe part about Eliot's ass juices is a great soundtrack to poo by. You feel less alone
Kyah Faria
2024-08-24 22:16:03 +0000 UTCEditor, using that stock footage @7:05....💀 you're bad for that
Into the Mari Verse
2024-08-22 21:02:31 +0000 UTCi hate that I can follow what is happening in the first story. I wish I didn't know. But seeing them laughing and reading fanfiction is really funny. I think the E.T story is my second favorite, only because My Immortal is the top tier story. I'd never heard it before, so experiencing it for the first time, is such a gift.
Anonymous201K
2024-08-20 05:56:55 +0000 UTCDude, I was CRYING so hard my stomach hurt as Arin rattled off obscenities about ET in huge run-on sentences. That shit was art.
Blockhead
2024-08-15 07:55:56 +0000 UTCdid I just hear arin read ET omegaverse?!
Mack Skillington
2024-08-14 03:41:14 +0000 UTCthis is almost as bad as Rhett and Link reading explicit fanfics about themselves
Abraham “Cornbread” Lincoln
2024-08-13 05:57:38 +0000 UTCSounds like the author of My Immortal is a fan of Harmony Hippogriff 😂
Emily Metz
2024-08-11 02:29:45 +0000 UTC"Pink ass juice" I'll never be able to toss that phrase out of my mind. Thanks, boys. As if childhood trauma wasn't enough 😩🤣
Andrea Warren
2024-08-06 00:40:55 +0000 UTCSo glad this was the first video I watched after joining. I thought I had been desensitized to fanfiction. But that ET one made me realize..... *Obama voice* Not so. But My Immortal is still so worth it :3
Rachel
2024-08-05 19:57:28 +0000 UTCHow many time have you head sombody read this to have ppl to compare him to?
lance havok
2024-08-05 03:29:17 +0000 UTCSo glad I finally subscribed this is epic cringe but epic
lance havok
2024-08-05 03:27:26 +0000 UTCA TINY bit of constructive criticism (Not about E.T that was perfect 👌🔥) The audio kinda cuts in and out a bit and it keeps making me adjust my earbud volume and now I feel slightly schizophrenic lol
Adversary777
2024-07-26 02:16:59 +0000 UTCBEST EPISODE 🤣 10/10
Adversary777
2024-07-26 01:50:11 +0000 UTC"Pink ass juice" killed me i had to pause to collect myself
Bolo Santosi
2024-07-10 22:55:42 +0000 UTCI'm so glad I finally subscribed to see this absolute horror (all that I see)
Bolo Santosi
2024-07-10 22:37:38 +0000 UTCAnother one to check out--not a crappy pasta but still notoriously bad--is "Blood Whistle." Also "I Hate You." Marvelous purple prose 😂
AirenMarie
2024-07-09 04:09:32 +0000 UTCI’m a person of morbid curiosity. I’ve seen some shit but I always get a say in the matter. This is just Ike torturing Arin and Dan. Someone had to A) write this story and post it online (honestly not surprising), B) submit said story to this show, and C) approve this story for the Grumps to read.
Jezzibolt
2024-07-05 04:05:48 +0000 UTCI have seen way too much monster hentai to be super bothered by the ET story
Parker Borden
2024-07-05 02:36:37 +0000 UTCI'm so excited for my immortal! As a die-hard drarry reader in my teens, and as a lover of mcr and gc 😜 this foray into my fandom's cultural history is long overdue, for me. And also that ET fic really is rivaling for the worst thing I've heard/read and that is saying a LOT Emotional Rollercoaster on this one, boys! I love it
RandalJandal
2024-07-04 07:33:07 +0000 UTCI was eating mashed potatoes while I watched this 🤮
Black Krillin
2024-07-03 05:45:54 +0000 UTCThat’s why you have other people read it, so you get second hand cringe.
chelsea lyon
2024-07-02 08:09:41 +0000 UTCThe fact that I was expecting to be more disturbed by the first story shows how desensitized I have become. And honestly I should feel ashamed but guilt is a useless emotion.
Peppermintcutie
2024-07-01 02:37:37 +0000 UTCThe first story is even more hilarious with the sound off
ArborealSquid
2024-06-24 23:39:42 +0000 UTC*Dark'ness, lovelies. Lolololol
Len Weaver
2024-06-24 20:30:35 +0000 UTCDan has probably the most cheerful Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way voiceover I have ever heard.
Amber
2024-06-24 17:01:00 +0000 UTCQuick to add that my immortal only describes things that can be placed on a body. She never gives a real physical description. Arin, Dan. Are you boys ready to be Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way?
CJ Gagne
2024-06-22 22:57:20 +0000 UTC"I can pull the plug on this show" is fucking me up I'm laughing so hard I'm a mess I'm just not used to normal, everyday folks experiencing A/B/O hypno feminization and I'm a sobbing giggling mess I'm so sorry dan
CJ Gagne
2024-06-22 22:42:21 +0000 UTCThe person that wrote it found the bar in hell on the ground and still decided to limbo dance.
CJ Gagne
2024-06-22 22:32:00 +0000 UTCDans face during the incredible amounts of unnecessary detail lmao
RavishingSeas
2024-06-22 20:14:26 +0000 UTC“Cummed?” “What would you have said” “Came?” “Smarty pants over here” 😂
RavishingSeas
2024-06-22 20:13:11 +0000 UTCThere needs to be a version of this with the entirety of the ET story bleeped out, so we can just watch Dan become more and more horrified
John
2024-06-19 18:09:23 +0000 UTCEqual cringe for very different reasons
Ashley Cross
2024-06-19 16:26:08 +0000 UTCWhoever wrote that ET fanfic is not seeing the gates of heaven
Alexandra
2024-06-16 20:48:26 +0000 UTCHonest to gods, I got the Patreon for this specific episode of this. I just got to the part where Dan starts to read and I'm nothing if not hopeful for the best experience of my life
Miralee Jay
2024-06-02 18:56:18 +0000 UTCreally hope they read all of my immortal 😂
INCREDABAD
2024-06-02 03:39:41 +0000 UTCJust subbed to the Patreon, can’t wait to see the rest of these
Pixeldonkey95
2024-05-29 22:16:54 +0000 UTCReally wish youtube would let you monetize shit like this lmao
CR Ryan
2024-05-26 00:25:16 +0000 UTCAny time I think I'm ready to hear the entirety of My Immortal, I get about 2 chapters in and my body screams at me to stop.
TheNonchalantNacho
2024-05-14 22:55:44 +0000 UTCFinding out there will be an ET sequel next summer really changes a lot. Maybe...
Anonymous201K
2024-05-14 04:34:29 +0000 UTCIke. Give me my money back. I can't get passed 5:58 without dropping my phone and hiding LOL
Dana L Wilson
2024-05-12 13:14:59 +0000 UTCI quite drunkenly read "My Imortal" to an audience at an author's convention a few years ago. It always goes down a treat. You should have a look at something called "Crappy Pastas" like creepy pastas, but intentionally bad.
Pippa Bailey (Pilgrim)
2024-05-10 18:33:27 +0000 UTCAll I can say is Ike, wtf man
Adrianna Shaw
2024-05-10 13:48:57 +0000 UTCI can’t believe y’all were reading my immortal the whole time and I didn’t know… right under my nose. I should have known… I’m such a fool
Alicia Weatherholt
2024-05-09 21:20:49 +0000 UTCThe slow page turn in silence was AGONIZING
Ari Wolf
2024-05-05 21:23:40 +0000 UTCI wonder who's gonna be strong enough to submit the milk fic
Fumpy Dinkle
2024-05-01 07:09:44 +0000 UTCUh hoping that first story was in fact not viewed by either of your parents lolol
Aria Waite
2024-05-01 05:10:09 +0000 UTCFirst one still isn't as bad as that one One Direction one
Jooniper Lynn
2024-05-01 01:42:34 +0000 UTCI knew it was gonna be bad if there was a timestamp to skip it... I was not prepared.
T_Skillet
2024-04-29 15:43:10 +0000 UTCI don’t care how many times I’ve read My Immortal, Dan reading it just slays me in a way I can’t describe
Katie Swofford
2024-04-28 20:18:35 +0000 UTClisten ive read some pretty crazy fanfics, so the content of the first story isnt that bad to me. but to have a person read it OUT LOUD?? and its ARIN?? im shriveling up from the cringe hhhsdfh
Janne
2024-04-28 08:53:27 +0000 UTCI hate that my name is Raven
Raven Lawrence
2024-04-22 16:55:11 +0000 UTCI'm safely getting through the first story while reading the comments.. hilarious misery loves company lol
Dana-sv
2024-04-21 07:12:37 +0000 UTCNow that I've heard the E.T. story, that's all I ever want from this series. What, after all, is Game Grumps without extensive descriptions of semen?
Gunderson
2024-04-21 04:44:17 +0000 UTCAlso, I loved this...I'm just not gonna be the one to break 666 likes. 🤘
N8Nefarious
2024-04-19 17:14:29 +0000 UTCMe at 00:00 reading the description: "Could it REALLY be that bad?" Me by 16:25: *thousand-fan stare*
N8Nefarious
2024-04-19 17:14:00 +0000 UTC666th like. Normally I'd be stoked... But when it comes on ET Day, it is but a hollow victory...
Hikari Invictus
2024-04-19 14:43:43 +0000 UTCThe best part of My Immortal isn't the story, but the drama between the author and Raven. The Sweater Debacle.
Katie Gray
2024-04-18 00:48:08 +0000 UTCThis episode made my body hurt
Jordan
2024-04-17 20:11:29 +0000 UTCDan is so disappointed 💀
Jessica
2024-04-16 00:45:53 +0000 UTCwAS GUUDER
Kayla Dennings
2024-04-12 02:17:54 +0000 UTCJust listened to "the story" yesterday, and today I see this?!?! NO WAY it's just coincidence! https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=980403770322318&set=pb.100050581115679.-2207520000
Greg Shields
2024-04-07 22:10:21 +0000 UTCGreat googly moogly, what did I just listen to?!
Michael Stackhouse
2024-04-05 12:06:03 +0000 UTCNext time Ike says, "Not fit for human consumption", please take heed. Good Lord.
Sean
2024-04-05 01:42:08 +0000 UTCI'm with Dan on this one. At least I can skip if I choose... lol
Etain
2024-04-03 05:57:51 +0000 UTCThis is soooo cringy
Hunter hall
2024-04-01 16:56:36 +0000 UTCIt's named after a evanescence but she's all about mcr
Hunter hall
2024-04-01 16:56:19 +0000 UTCIt was a mistake to sit down to dinner and watch this
Eric M
2024-03-29 17:05:24 +0000 UTCSame here and I once went on an A03 prawn bender with this one super long fic for nights straight (Maybe don't always search with word count...) and that ET fic was still intense. I have never read a fic that perverted and genuine about it.
Aurora lane
2024-03-29 02:55:07 +0000 UTCI want a refund.
Junktown Jackrabbit
2024-03-27 03:43:37 +0000 UTCSame. That's the stuff I try to nope out of real quick...
Laynee Bryan
2024-03-25 19:02:05 +0000 UTCi'm a jaded ao3 user and that et fic literally made me nauseous. i'm thoroughly impressed
chocochip
2024-03-24 21:13:22 +0000 UTCDan's expressions make the first one so worth a watch. 😂
FluffyNinjaUnicorn3 Gaming
2024-03-24 04:02:58 +0000 UTCAlso, do not eat while watching the first fic. Bad idea.
Kai Scott
2024-03-23 04:01:51 +0000 UTCdidnt expect hypno-feminization when signed up for this, but here we are
Kai Scott
2024-03-23 03:55:59 +0000 UTCThis ET story alone was worth 5 dollars. 😂😂😂
Media Breakdown
2024-03-15 23:18:49 +0000 UTCTakin me back to highschool with the my immortal reading
Tired Orchid
2024-03-15 03:53:36 +0000 UTC...it's a terrible day to have ears.
ToastiiGhostii
2024-03-13 01:01:14 +0000 UTCI'm gonna need more of the ET story. I need more, please. It's terrible and hilarious.
Anonymous201K
2024-03-10 08:48:04 +0000 UTCI'm so happy to finally be apart of this so I can hear these! I wish it would play til the end but that's probably my phone bad. 😊☺️😂😂😂
Gabrele Martin
2024-03-08 08:48:48 +0000 UTCDans fucking slow blinks in the beginning 😂😂😂😭
littlenoodledragon
2024-03-02 01:40:30 +0000 UTCMy husband is judging me because I have sbassbear compilations going in the bg while watching this. I gotta put throw on gg in the background so I can watch gg
Elizabeth Baphometsolutely
2024-03-01 01:51:45 +0000 UTCI have some memories of reading My Immortal with someone who is no longer in my life. This is more cathartic than y’all know. Nature is healing. 🦇
Mallory Curtin
2024-02-28 15:31:19 +0000 UTCreally rethinking watching this one while eating dinner and I’m only 6 minutes in 😭
Chelsea Gifford
2024-02-28 06:26:08 +0000 UTCThose are certainly all words I had to hear
Kelsey Theisen
2024-02-27 23:58:06 +0000 UTCBut fr, I lost count of how many times I had to pause to process what I was hearing before the 5 min mark. Now at 9:39 min in, I'm horrified that it has only gotten worse LOL
Annie Bananie
2024-02-20 20:09:40 +0000 UTCStill a better love story than Twilight.
Annie Bananie
2024-02-20 20:03:55 +0000 UTCI joined patreon just so I could watch this stuff. Been waiting for the fanfiction episodes since Sonic playthrough xD thanks lads!
CJ.Tortle
2024-02-20 10:34:54 +0000 UTCI need them to read more chapters from both of those stories.
Alex Williams
2024-02-16 11:32:43 +0000 UTCsame. I shared it with my other writer friend and she was just as disgusted by it XD
EntityLvr
2024-02-13 14:13:52 +0000 UTCAs a m/m fic writer I hate "ass juices"
p8ton8
2024-02-13 07:52:18 +0000 UTCMy Immortal is such a perfect slice of internet/fanfiction history simply because it blurs the lines between parody, trolling, and sincere love for 2000's teen mall goth culture and Harry Potter so perfectly. I am such a fan of it, and am a connoisseur of dramatic readings of it.
PopcornGoddess
2024-02-08 03:14:09 +0000 UTCNooooo I wanted Danny to read the good charlotte concert scene
Magicalbunbun
2024-02-05 20:02:50 +0000 UTCFor some reason I keep rewatching this. It's like, I need to see if it's just as weird each time. And so far my conclusion is that, yes. It's still weird. More research may be required though. Edit: Further research has revealed that it will always be weird....further research may be needed to make sure.
EntityLvr
2024-02-03 18:02:39 +0000 UTCThat first story was crazy. Not fit for human consumption indeed.
Marissa
2024-02-02 01:42:32 +0000 UTCThe first story is Ike’s revenge after the boys dissed on his green bean casserole in the thanksgiving 10mph 😂
Aubrey
2024-02-01 20:38:19 +0000 UTCI hate that I wanted to know throughout this entire story who Kamackla (don't correct me I don't care about the spelling) is
BeeOhBee
2024-02-01 17:13:51 +0000 UTCWhen it's so effed up you have to watch it twice.
Cassandra Smith
2024-01-29 14:22:19 +0000 UTCI will say, do not eat anything while listening to the first story, as it can make you physically gag while eating even the lightest of yogerts
Benji the Hedgeling
2024-01-28 23:22:11 +0000 UTC>Reads the warning "Oh, come on - it can't be THAT bad." Spoilers: It WAS that bad
Sean
2024-01-27 22:42:12 +0000 UTCI am wheezing 🤣
Shandizzle
2024-01-27 01:19:03 +0000 UTCI love the twilight music in the background.
Emi Charms
2024-01-26 16:13:26 +0000 UTCHopefully! Oh, and The Beej. But that’s just me
Tangerine Nova
2024-01-26 03:19:11 +0000 UTCI paid money to hear this. I'm having nightmares while awake now.
Nick Koabel
2024-01-25 14:01:39 +0000 UTCI feel like I need a shower.
Maddox
2024-01-25 10:52:32 +0000 UTCDan’s face is just done. He’s over this.
Amber Lynn Martin
2024-01-24 22:01:33 +0000 UTCSo Timmy what was your favorite Patreon post ever? “I have no time for your childish banalities father. Things are DIFFERENT now”
Beef
2024-01-24 02:21:02 +0000 UTCI love how the ET story would give almost poetic descriptions of his orgasm only to immediately break it with something like "His dick was rock hard!"
Specter442
2024-01-22 17:56:26 +0000 UTCI’ve never taken so much psychic damage in my life after hearing that ET fanfiction
Caitlin D
2024-01-21 03:42:21 +0000 UTCif we're doing fanfic classics we gotta suggest the milk fic
Max ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
2024-01-21 02:41:20 +0000 UTCNever have I read my immortal, I have only heard wispers, so happy I got to hear my favorite little guys read this as my first experience!
The Boi You'd Date
2024-01-20 23:19:45 +0000 UTCThe gentle music behind ET fanfiction is so insulting to my intelligence lmao
Michael Alonso
2024-01-20 20:36:15 +0000 UTCJoining Patreon to hear Danny read My Immortal is the single best $5 investment I have ever made in my life. Please read more
Samantha Anaya
2024-01-20 16:35:23 +0000 UTCI need them to read all of My Immortal
Megan Ropa
2024-01-20 05:02:14 +0000 UTCLike quite a few here, I just joined GG’s Patreon for My Immortal. Please keep going!
SimpleHouseCat
2024-01-19 16:54:23 +0000 UTCMore My Immortal pls, but also Hans Von Hozel's Dragonball Z fanfiction
Pascale Morin
2024-01-18 23:57:10 +0000 UTCwhere tf is zabe? they need a doctor
Sean
2024-01-18 22:16:53 +0000 UTCPLEASE READ MORE OF MY IMMORTAL!!!! XD
Headhunter
2024-01-18 19:17:57 +0000 UTCI love how it's just the Hyrule Historia lmao
Tanner Vinyard
2024-01-18 12:58:49 +0000 UTCI need more My Immortal, it just gets better and better
Emily Hoselton
2024-01-18 05:06:13 +0000 UTCIt's nice to know that in the year of our lord 2024, My Immortal is still being read.
page imp
2024-01-16 18:07:07 +0000 UTCI haven't heard of my immortal now I have to go look it up Please keep reading it seems interesting!
Stanzi Hattermann
2024-01-16 06:03:12 +0000 UTCYeah I don’t usually get uncomfortable just from hearing a story, but man that first one made me want to vomit immediately, but it just kept getting worse. I agree with Dan, that’s the worst piece of literature I’ve ever had the misfortune of experiencing.
Space Cat
2024-01-16 05:37:17 +0000 UTCDo you think they've seen the giving tree fan fic? I can't remember if I heard about it from them first or from the McElroys 💀😂
Nora Hopeless
2024-01-16 05:24:47 +0000 UTCI'm only a few minutes in and Dan has already gone through the 5 stages of grief several times
EKW
2024-01-16 03:22:14 +0000 UTCI almost tapped out watching during the first one that was horrible LOL edit: PLEASE CONTINUE MY IMMORTAL
BunnyX
2024-01-15 21:24:14 +0000 UTCWhy is it pink?!?!
Tangerine Nova
2024-01-15 13:30:15 +0000 UTCThat first story is *absolutely* not fit for human consumption.
Jennifer Miller
2024-01-14 23:55:14 +0000 UTCPutting in my 2 cents to say I JUST JOINED YOUR PATREON TO HEAR DAN READ MY IMMORTAL. PLEASE READ MORE
InternetCannibal
2024-01-14 00:40:18 +0000 UTCI'd think even Hifumi has standards.
Yusef Golestaneh
2024-01-13 22:34:15 +0000 UTCThat first story....I have no words. Genuinely disturbed.
Yusef Golestaneh
2024-01-13 22:31:24 +0000 UTCLong time Game Grumps fan, but I'll be straight I only made the move to Patreon just for My Immortal. The only thing I was disappointed about was you didn't read nearly enough. I'm glad everyone else in the comments feels the same way.
Uncoolest_Evar
2024-01-13 13:47:08 +0000 UTCI'm kind of amazed Arin hadn't heard of My Immortal.
Adam
2024-01-13 01:23:42 +0000 UTCDitto
Valkier Kato
2024-01-12 22:10:20 +0000 UTCPlease, I joined the Patreon just for My Immortal. I need you to continue it! I'll stick around, I won't cancel I promise just read the rest of it I beg you!!!
Valkier Kato
2024-01-12 22:09:35 +0000 UTCgod bless
linda
2024-01-12 20:21:38 +0000 UTCPlease please please continue reading My Immortal! The way Dan read it is perfect and I need to see their reactions to the later parts of the story!!
Colleen
2024-01-12 10:17:26 +0000 UTCI really hope y'all continue my immortal because it's on of my favorites. ❤️💋
Boogie Brickhouse
2024-01-12 07:48:59 +0000 UTCI need more my immortal read by Dan. It gets so crazy.
Reverend Jim Jones
2024-01-12 07:31:49 +0000 UTCThat first one was truly a hard listen.
Hailey Kelly
2024-01-12 07:24:45 +0000 UTCHey guys! Please read Loud House Revamped! It is longer than all of Shakespeares work combined. If you look up ‘longest piece of literature’ you will find this.
MoldyFireflies
2024-01-12 05:26:19 +0000 UTCMore My Immortal please! I never subscribed to a Patreon faster in my life.
Kyle Tucker
2024-01-12 03:45:36 +0000 UTCPlease finish My Immortal. It gets so beautifully insane I consider it art because of how good/bad it is
Crocadillius
2024-01-12 03:42:54 +0000 UTCPlease just continue to read My Immortal, you haven't even gotten to the best parts. It goes waaaay off the rails.
indigoire
2024-01-12 03:01:16 +0000 UTCWorth every penny.
Sarah Massagee
2024-01-12 02:17:23 +0000 UTCSame lmao
Nicholas Rhule
2024-01-11 23:25:55 +0000 UTCDid I subscribe to the Patreon specifically to hear you guys read My Immortal? Yes, yes I did.
Liya
2024-01-11 23:24:07 +0000 UTCI adore this, please never stop.
David Webster
2024-01-11 22:06:35 +0000 UTCOh my god this was worth every penny I am in pain from laughter. This is NOT safe for human consumption.
Liberty Fuchs
2024-01-11 21:55:29 +0000 UTCSame!
Liberty Fuchs
2024-01-11 21:45:55 +0000 UTCAnd I renewed my sub JUST as fast and I really couldnt afford it lmao
Agent Tex
2024-01-11 20:24:26 +0000 UTCThe vibe in this really makes me feel so warm and happy. They both look so good. Lighting is perfect. - I brought my mom to your live show in El Cajon and when I yelled "I love you!" She asked me how I meant it and I explained to her that I meant it like a daughter to her fathers. You each have basically raised me alongside my mom so it was a really special moment to get to share it with her. Thank you both !! - My childhood is being healed by these lovely and super innocent bed time stories!
skilareve
2024-01-11 20:11:19 +0000 UTCSaw Dan reading My Immortal on today's grumps episode. FASTEST $5 I've ever spent in my entire life.
Henzoid
2024-01-11 18:36:43 +0000 UTCArin’s face at 9:44 after realising “came” is the correct past tense, fucking, floored me 😂 Awesome video!!
BassGrumble Nat
2024-01-09 23:51:12 +0000 UTCIm here for this
Silver
2024-01-08 00:35:50 +0000 UTCI was hoping they'd eventually get to My Immortal 🤣
TheGreatScott
2024-01-07 17:14:19 +0000 UTCThat first fanfic was probably the worst thing I've ever had read to me but it was worth the wait for My Immortal
Dragoness Draws
2024-01-05 06:13:42 +0000 UTCI literally cannot wait for more of this
Asa Paints
2024-01-05 05:16:31 +0000 UTCAs horrific as the first story was, I am loving this series. Also wouldn’t be mad if y’all did a my immortal chapter every episode haha love to hear their full read through of that classic but also being exposed to insane fics like the first one is quite culturally enlightening
biibaby
2024-01-03 21:27:27 +0000 UTCthis was definitely not the video to put on while trying to get work done 😂😂😂
Shabnam
2024-01-02 22:44:06 +0000 UTCIve watched this, and I loved it <3
Hachi Tandeki
2024-01-01 13:21:07 +0000 UTCAs soon as Dan said classic I thought of my immortal and idk how I feel about being right
Dakota Petrich
2024-01-01 00:22:20 +0000 UTCI don’t really love it. I spent money on this
Kado Harp
2024-01-01 00:03:32 +0000 UTCQuality content <3
Lucus_Loves_U
2023-12-29 22:44:12 +0000 UTCConfused as to why they have "please like and subscribe. Thanks for watching." In Hangul subtitles but big fan of them reading the infamous my immortal 😂
Charlotte Jones
2023-12-29 16:08:32 +0000 UTCWellllp, made it about halfway through. Love that you guys are doing this, but I’ll definitely be skipping from now on 😵💫😅 Edit: nvm I skipped ahead to My Immortal, please finish that entire story I will watch every episode
Eric Baker
2023-12-29 06:53:03 +0000 UTCouroboros cock.............
The Bungler
2023-12-28 23:45:18 +0000 UTCThe whole time I was just thinking "I spent £10 to see this content" but you know what? Worth every penny 10/10
Arin C.
2023-12-28 19:44:45 +0000 UTCSame also
Lisa Hedlund
2023-12-27 13:39:19 +0000 UTCoh this is SO worth 5 dollars
nickel
2023-12-27 06:42:01 +0000 UTCI was choking laughing the whole time at the ET thing, but that being said let's never revisit it again.
Lucas A
2023-12-27 04:07:25 +0000 UTCGod, this series needs to continue...imagine if/when they get to MLP fanfic.
Lucas A
2023-12-27 03:58:24 +0000 UTCDisovered "My Immortal" around the time I discovered Game Grumps. Now, at last, they have come together, and I want MORE!
Nikki-John-Wicky
2023-12-27 00:29:06 +0000 UTCI literally cried because I laughed so hard, these are fantastic. I subbed for this, hope we get a lot more of these!
Lisa Buijteweg
2023-12-25 16:53:44 +0000 UTCI was eating a bagel during the first one, thanks guys 💕 Also you guys HAVE to read more My Immortal, I’ve read it a few times and it’s a MASTERPIECE
Kelli P
2023-12-24 15:35:43 +0000 UTCSame
Joey
2023-12-24 14:54:54 +0000 UTCSteven Spielberg: Man, I’d really love to make a film about a little alien guy befriending a child! 40 years later: THIS.
Jacob Smith
2023-12-24 07:35:28 +0000 UTCYou know it’s rough when Arin literally has to stop before reading something 🤣
Quinn_Spooples
2023-12-24 03:31:47 +0000 UTCI can't believe this is the crossover event for my special interests.
Julian Stalters
2023-12-23 22:55:24 +0000 UTCGuys… I just signed up for this expecting a silly goofy time. This was my first thing I watched as a patron😂💀 WTF
Grayson
2023-12-23 19:27:10 +0000 UTCThat ET one was... um... whoa
Sarahmonster
2023-12-23 18:29:34 +0000 UTCI can not express the horror of the first one
Arieana Eberle
2023-12-23 18:09:39 +0000 UTCBest Christmas present ever. Please do more My Immortal, it's so horribly bad and wonderful
Margarita Martinez
2023-12-23 17:38:34 +0000 UTCI was one of the people that submitted My Immortal, might have been one of the first, so BLESS you for reading this!!
Christina Ciccone-Ciardullo
2023-12-23 16:08:49 +0000 UTCAt some point I’m gonna see Arun react to “AND DOBBY WAS WATCHING”, and you know what? I’m here for it
Olof Rönn
2023-12-23 15:40:13 +0000 UTCMy Immortal’s author’s notes really are the hidden gems in that car crash of syntax.
Olof Rönn
2023-12-23 15:38:57 +0000 UTCSame tho💀
Tommy
2023-12-23 14:52:05 +0000 UTCWhen I saw the commercial on youtube of y'all reading My Immortal I immediately bought a patreon subscription.
Ezra H.
2023-12-23 14:47:32 +0000 UTCMy Immortal is too much of a masterpiece for a one-off. pls keep going
Keirik
2023-12-23 14:21:15 +0000 UTCAs an elder goth, sweet. Jesus. HALP.
Jennifer M Griggs
2023-12-23 07:28:03 +0000 UTCKeep going with My Immortal! Heck, do a chapter or two in each fan fic video!
Adam Pfeiffer
2023-12-22 23:24:15 +0000 UTCKinda jelly of the flower smelling cum tbh. I’m good never hearing that story again. 😭😂
Sarah Tasseff
2023-12-22 17:53:23 +0000 UTCI have to applaud the editors for the stock image choices. Hilarious
Marissa Mason
2023-12-22 17:12:09 +0000 UTCI can't express how much I need the grumps to read more of My Immortal for when Dumbledore shows up, I need it like water.
Katie East
2023-12-22 12:41:23 +0000 UTCPLEASE post it on the form
Da_Wynz
2023-12-22 12:20:13 +0000 UTC*Please* make a special segment for to you guys finish reading My a Immortal?
Da_Wynz
2023-12-22 12:16:13 +0000 UTCGod, I don't think that first one could have been much worse. One of the ugliest creatures in any movie mind fucked a character everyone only knew before as a child, and said character starts to turn into a woman while leaking disgusting fluids from every orifice described in great detail
Stephanie Paich
2023-12-22 10:27:48 +0000 UTCThis is exactly the kind of content I wanted from the game grumps
Carl Nelson
2023-12-22 09:18:41 +0000 UTCI am equally horrified and fascinated at the escalation of this episode over the last.
Nathan T
2023-12-22 04:29:33 +0000 UTCI'm a simple man, I see that the GG Patreon includes fanfic reads, I subscribe. I've been on the fence for a while but you know what, I've been watching GG since the very first ep back in 20whenever, so it was inevitable I suppose. So happy to be here, love the stuff!
Olof Rönn
2023-12-22 01:16:45 +0000 UTCDude, I have a slightly similar story and I always pop them on when I get my infusions! Stay strong fellow Lovely.
Nick53321
2023-12-22 00:48:23 +0000 UTCWe all know the E.T one was written by Hifumi yamada, the ULTIMATE FANFIC CREATOR
Daniel Salgado
2023-12-22 00:09:59 +0000 UTCHey guys, just wanted to say first time being on your patreon and i wanted to thank you peeps for helping through alot of hard times. Been going strong on chemotherapy since i was 15 years old(Currently 22) and whenever they pump that sucker through my vein i pop on a good ol game grumps video. Pretty crazy to see how time flies by. from super mario sunshine, to pokemon, mario maker, sonic riders etc. Thanks for the memories fellas and keep up the good work!
Daniel F. Draton
2023-12-21 22:58:07 +0000 UTCWow that ET story was truly vile, why was there cock vore and ass juice? nvm I already know and I wish I didnt
CobaltTJ
2023-12-21 21:06:47 +0000 UTCThat E.T. story is quite possibly the most upsetting thing I’ve ever heard. More please.
Sarah Blikre
2023-12-21 20:43:12 +0000 UTCI… hate this xD WHYYYY?! 😭😭😭
Ivan
2023-12-21 19:12:20 +0000 UTCImagine if you laboured a full-term pregnancy, birthed a boy who you and your partner pour your entire souls into the effort of loving and raising him, watch him grow up to even cheer him on as he walks the graduation stage to accept his diploma, be so proud of him and excited for his adult years, to then discover he, the one you delivered into this world, wrote E.T. and Elliot - Coming Back to Me.
Hope Gilbert
2023-12-21 19:02:40 +0000 UTCPlease read more My Immortal, it's so much more fun and less uncomfortable than E.T. fanfic
Miss Tooni
2023-12-21 18:59:19 +0000 UTCThis episode was such a rollercoaster of emotions for me!!!
Sara Dara
2023-12-21 18:47:09 +0000 UTCPlease finish reading My Immortal in future episodes! I would love to see Danny and Arin react to the creative spelling and unique storyline.
Jesun
2023-12-21 18:45:44 +0000 UTCI love this shows intro
Mountain_Dad
2023-12-21 18:12:38 +0000 UTCMy first exposure ever to My Immortal. Dear god.
Jessalyn
2023-12-21 18:01:53 +0000 UTCi love this so much
Jgorch13
2023-12-21 17:20:33 +0000 UTCI cannot form words for how utterly... I can't watch ET again.
Pete Morgan
2023-12-21 15:05:36 +0000 UTCmore of my immortal please
Matt B
2023-12-21 14:23:12 +0000 UTC3 and a half minutes in...yeah I'm gonna skip to My Immortal. Elliot was a literal child, no thanks.
Kim Britnell
2023-12-21 14:11:23 +0000 UTCi'm sorry for enjoying how miserable Danny is
sammywhatammy
2023-12-21 13:43:07 +0000 UTCI would love a spin off of just the two of them reading through My Immortal
Bex Marie
2023-12-21 12:10:16 +0000 UTCI once read a Care Bears fan fic that had a sex scene. It was intense
scott m
2023-12-21 08:23:22 +0000 UTCi would like to never hear arin say the word cunt in this context again. nor any of the words that prefaced and followed that word. i wish i could go back to 22 minutes ago before i heard that story.
eddie!!!
2023-12-21 08:19:48 +0000 UTC1:43 Dan's realization that he may dread what he's about to get into
thescarletpaperback
2023-12-21 02:12:54 +0000 UTCTotally should read Cupcakes 🤣
Rolexsige
2023-12-21 02:11:34 +0000 UTCPlease dear god I can't believe you went for My Immortal in episode TWO 😭☠️☠️☠️☠️
Michaela Krakowetz
2023-12-21 01:36:51 +0000 UTCIf you dare to do My Little Pony fanfiction, the classics Rainbow Factory or Cupcakes would be great (don't worry, they're horror, not porn)
Robert Poole
2023-12-21 00:42:43 +0000 UTCyeah reading my immortal in its entirety is now a requirement. thanks for this !
Dronsie
2023-12-20 22:12:14 +0000 UTCThis is a moment in my life and now it has passed.
Kitten Arcader
2023-12-20 22:01:58 +0000 UTCVery descriptive and not descriptive at all for the ET one lol Danny I really hope this isn't suffering for you :)
Sterfri 123
2023-12-20 21:16:10 +0000 UTCPlease no more ElliotxET😭 I beg of you. But I need a full episode of My Immortal with wigs and multiple speaking parts ASAP
Sydney916
2023-12-20 21:14:29 +0000 UTCOof, that first one is too weirdly personal for human consumption but My Immortal is classic. I love these episodes.
Sara Stuart
2023-12-20 21:12:22 +0000 UTCYeah...im gonna need more of Dan reading My Immortal with Arin laughing uncontrollably in the background.
Melissa
2023-12-20 20:58:29 +0000 UTCI'm gonna need no more of the first fanfic and the ENTIRETY of the rest of My Immortal, please and thank you
Alyssa Wong
2023-12-20 20:50:59 +0000 UTCPoor Eliot's mom. That laundry isn't gonna do itself.
browneyedharpy
2023-12-20 20:44:03 +0000 UTCi HATE this
Danielle Morris
2023-12-20 20:42:41 +0000 UTCThose author notes killed me
Victor Blas
2023-12-20 20:41:32 +0000 UTCYEEEAAAAAHHHHH MY IMMORTAL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jdot Creeper
2023-12-20 20:40:40 +0000 UTCThis is so fucking good
Layla Lovely
2023-12-20 20:39:34 +0000 UTCIt is legendary in fanfic circles lol
LegallyBlindGamer727
2023-12-20 20:35:51 +0000 UTCI would honestly take a feature length episode of just My Immortal
ObakeAri
2023-12-20 20:30:51 +0000 UTCNot My Immortal 😭💀
ThatLuckyPanda
2023-12-20 20:29:25 +0000 UTCWell. That first story was certainly a thing.
W C Purdy
2023-12-20 20:29:18 +0000 UTCHonestly the ET one could have been a whole lot worse. Or the internet has just desensitized me to shit like that
TRIVIA Enterprises
2023-12-20 20:28:29 +0000 UTCI'm a huge fan of fanfiction and a writer of fanfic myself, and I take the craft of writing fic very seriously. And this series is my favorite thing Game Grumps has ever done!
Lee
2023-12-20 20:21:30 +0000 UTCI am your mama.
Jessica Capocy
2023-12-20 20:19:22 +0000 UTCI definitely skipped the first story after getting maybe 2 minutes in, but the second story was great 😂
NamesEva
2023-12-20 20:18:33 +0000 UTChow did this get so intensely terrible 😭😭🤣🤣
AmandaMarieLang
2023-12-20 20:12:52 +0000 UTCsame!!
han moody
2023-12-20 20:06:06 +0000 UTCOh fuck yeah, this is what the people needed in this holiday season
Sawyer
2023-12-20 20:04:50 +0000 UTCi am curious about how many people submitted my immortal, i imagine it was a popular one
Kit Geraghty
2023-12-20 20:02:59 +0000 UTC
