Fan Fiction Story Time - March 2025 Part 1
Added 2025-03-04 20:00:06 +0000 UTCWe're getting to the good parts. Eventually. Stay tuned for a great finale to Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's Hole!
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I love how so often Arin's problem with the fics is they arent fucking sdfghjkl
Lavender
2025-09-24 09:02:28 +0000 UTCThis is a completely pointless fanfic about attempting to humiliate a humble sweetheart who was only ever unselfishly sorry for his mistake and cannot be wounded in the ego by training requirements in the first place. I rewatch the episode not for the fic, but for Arin's outraged disappointment in the fic.
Crescent Minor
2025-09-07 14:51:54 +0000 UTCThe judge's slip up with the sentencing reminded me of the "I'LL SUCK YER DICK!" bit yall did with the trilogy.
Jasper
2025-08-26 05:10:36 +0000 UTCThe phoenix tight story really made me miss my immortal
nelly
2025-08-16 23:25:24 +0000 UTClearning they fucked at the beginning was like in Saw when you realize the key went down the drain at the very start of the movie
Lee Mulkins
2025-08-09 03:05:30 +0000 UTC19:11 is the moment the sexual frustration bubbled over 💀
PillowDragon
2025-07-29 21:38:54 +0000 UTCI swear for the first time in months not only did I laugh but I laughed so hard I grew a six pack 😂 🤣 💀
Eadaoin Cullen
2025-06-27 19:37:00 +0000 UTCI love them asking Dan "Are you crying?". YES! And so am I. We all are! That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! And even the buildup where I didn't know what the final line would be and Dan is just losing it silently, had me laughing so hard!
Dr. Tim
2025-06-25 08:51:07 +0000 UTCIt's the music cutting out while Dan is falling apart... The suspense is so legit
Cody Terpstra
2025-06-20 01:33:20 +0000 UTCI love how “reward” is one of the tags 😂
Great Big Dingus
2025-06-02 06:41:46 +0000 UTCIt’s the reader who is getting Edged
Frank DB
2025-05-28 23:30:45 +0000 UTCThat and the fact that Fransizka never said the word fool even once
Dravery_
2025-05-20 21:37:28 +0000 UTCThe Edge was indeed Worth.
old aj
2025-05-19 08:59:19 +0000 UTCIf something at all bothers me about this fanfiction, it's that Mia didn't call Phoenix "Nick"
Bee
2025-04-20 19:34:12 +0000 UTCI'm sorry, am I losing my mind? Why did no one react to "slowly, his eyes kept over to the gaze down at the hand." Am I oblivious to my own native language or are they just so used to these fics at this point?
Michal Brown
2025-04-18 16:32:09 +0000 UTCIdk if Dan has ever laughed that hard and it was incredible to witness
Namnoms
2025-03-29 23:46:45 +0000 UTCI'm behind on GG rn, but I was just thinking "God they better use Dan cry-laughing as a Patreon promo teaser" and I'm so glad you basically told me they did, what video was it
Alyssa W
2025-03-28 01:57:21 +0000 UTCI’d commit horrible atrocities for these two idiots 🤣💕 fuck- I haven’t laughed this hard in years!
Aspiring Egg
2025-03-27 07:36:10 +0000 UTCExactly. I had this happen to me earlier this week while reading a fanfic, so I completely felt Arin's pain.
Katy Messenger
2025-03-26 17:55:35 +0000 UTCI scared my cat with how loudly I laughed at the end. Also they should get 1 good ace attorney fic as a treat
Robin Hulbert
2025-03-25 17:48:31 +0000 UTCGifted a month to my cuz so he too can experience the joy of Fan Fictionland Storytime Happy Funtime Hour.
N8Nefarious
2025-03-22 04:13:41 +0000 UTCI can only hear Big Dog from Giraffe Town as Dan reads for Edgeworth.
Shanoodle
2025-03-20 08:01:25 +0000 UTCPHOENIX IM GAY LETS FUCK - "Miles Edgeworth, 2025"
Arin C.
2025-03-19 22:47:39 +0000 UTCi love these stories please keep uploading them and in long-longer formats pls and thx
corey becker
2025-03-19 09:38:22 +0000 UTCHoly shit the last 5 minutes made this whole month worth it
bigbigtruck
2025-03-18 05:03:14 +0000 UTCSeeing Danny literally unable to read through the story because he's laughing so hard is the whole reason I'm a part of the patreon. It was all leading to this.
Crea T. Shadesly
2025-03-17 21:37:07 +0000 UTCBest story eva
xXDezRawRXx
2025-03-17 15:07:20 +0000 UTCi literally resubscribed to the patreon to see the end of the fanfic cuz i saw the preview of dan cry laughing on their youtube, god im so glad im back! absolutely worth it (i would rewind, and cry laugh along with him every time omg)
KayTea & Biscuits
2025-03-16 04:01:40 +0000 UTC"clear my search history, my final message, goodbye...."
ArgentoNatsu
2025-03-15 05:25:39 +0000 UTCthis made my entire week holy shit
Amber Kennedy
2025-03-15 05:07:59 +0000 UTCTHEY BOTH WERE IN TEARS 🤣
Shelby Gleason
2025-03-15 03:54:43 +0000 UTCAnd just the fact that's the last line and then credits roll xD That was outstanding!
David Jalbert
2025-03-15 00:17:06 +0000 UTCholy shit Dan literally in tears trying to get to that ending was so good dude
Cameron Mouser
2025-03-14 19:16:31 +0000 UTCAnd this, ladies and gentleman, is why I pay for this extra content *chef’s kiss*
Cassie Braun
2025-03-12 15:56:50 +0000 UTCBut isn’t that just what playing a Phoenix Wright game is all about?
Squishminstrel
2025-03-11 19:20:49 +0000 UTCDan in tears saying “Phoenix… we fucked” was SO FUNNY, I was DYING
Reagan Moore
2025-03-11 13:43:13 +0000 UTCarins reaction during this fic is probably the most accurate thing i’ve seen, i too lay in bed screaming “I DONT CARE” while reading my nightly fic when all of the sudden side characters i don’t give a fuck about show up.
Piblett
2025-03-11 08:27:15 +0000 UTCThis fanfic is basically anti-humor but for smut lmao.
breadcrumbhoarder
2025-03-10 07:55:29 +0000 UTCI shat my pants, dude
Coda Comics
2025-03-10 00:52:50 +0000 UTCThe ending had me wheezing
juj
2025-03-09 21:08:00 +0000 UTCI LIVE FOR THESE
Leigh K
2025-03-08 16:43:52 +0000 UTCMan Dan losing it lol!
Gerardo Ybarra
2025-03-08 09:00:58 +0000 UTCEpisode 10 at 24:39
Shaun Rutherford
2025-03-08 02:08:02 +0000 UTCYes, what episode was that again?
Eric Kitchen
2025-03-08 01:58:25 +0000 UTCWhat a journey
Veronica Adams
2025-03-08 01:32:45 +0000 UTCWell, I knew that was the ending, but...Dan losing it was what made it so funny. Soon as he started cry-laughing, I knew I was right and was laughing too. This is why I subscribe. Worth it.
Anonymous201K
2025-03-07 03:12:36 +0000 UTCWhere can I read this?
MC Dexpo
2025-03-07 00:22:11 +0000 UTCWell, one could say that the author was intentionally “edging” us all until the end 🤣
DeAsha Napier
2025-03-06 23:29:25 +0000 UTCNothing shows pure Joy than Arin kicking his bare feet from laughing so hard.
Shannon James
2025-03-06 23:10:37 +0000 UTCArin really speed running the average fanfiction enjoyer’s story arc in this one.
MasochisticSheep
2025-03-06 17:16:18 +0000 UTCMy chest hurts so badly trying not to wake up my roommates with my laughter oh my god
Arianna Corini
2025-03-06 07:42:56 +0000 UTCI gave my best friend a subscription for 4 months for his Christmas gift, it has been the BEST listening to these and talking about it w him.
Charles Carte
2025-03-06 03:30:34 +0000 UTC"Has it all been worth it?" Holy shit, yes.
the character limit is too small for my international shoe joke
2025-03-06 00:30:24 +0000 UTC...giving him a look that said 'You're such a dumbass.' "You're such a dumbass," she said. Peak literature.
Frossy
2025-03-05 21:52:22 +0000 UTCwhy are they zoomed in so much of the time? i just wanna see both my boys enjoying these masterpieces
johannes
2025-03-05 21:48:46 +0000 UTCHearing that final line in Dan's trademark Edgeworth voice was so fucking good
Isaac Lewis
2025-03-05 19:13:58 +0000 UTCHoly fucking shit, please don't ever stop making these videos, it's just way too damn funny lmao
Doktor Vem
2025-03-05 17:19:24 +0000 UTCI wonder if the Goofy/Pete fanfic that they never finished would've had some actual smut. 🤔 I was really looking forward to the conclusion of that one!
GracefullyAutistic
2025-03-05 12:34:04 +0000 UTCArin (and me) for the majority of this video: JUST. SOMETHING. HAPPEN!!!! 😅😂
GracefullyAutistic
2025-03-05 12:32:25 +0000 UTCDan being in tears at the end made it all worth it.
Emmeline Gromme
2025-03-05 04:25:04 +0000 UTCDanny sob laughing had me crying laughing along with him 🤣
Maddibearxx
2025-03-05 01:51:48 +0000 UTCWill there be Phoenix we fucked merch
Rhab
2025-03-05 01:51:44 +0000 UTCSo what is the Edge worth? 🤔
Sean Walizer
2025-03-05 01:12:10 +0000 UTCand the moral of the story is, its perfectly normal and acceptable to bring your dom to court as long as they are on the prosecution
Mike
2025-03-04 23:40:57 +0000 UTCOh my gods, he was sooo thirsty the whole episode and I was absolutely there for it
Sarahmonster
2025-03-04 22:32:46 +0000 UTCIn the finale I couldnt help but crylaugh along with them. Thank you for this, it's truly a gift back.
Ollie Smiles
2025-03-04 22:04:04 +0000 UTCSOMEONE SEND THESE MEN SOME SMUT!!!!! arins anticipation is so real bless his heart
nozarashi
2025-03-04 22:00:59 +0000 UTCArin is the Vox Republica
Andrew Le
2025-03-04 21:55:59 +0000 UTC❤️
Alex V
2025-03-04 21:45:15 +0000 UTC"Phoenix, we fucked" goes even harder than the triple-punch of "dumbledumb," "you fucking bustard, I wanna shit next to her," and "shouted (?)"
Shaun Rutherford
2025-03-04 21:35:22 +0000 UTCIt was Arin kicking his feeties that did it for me xD
hostilecrayon
2025-03-04 21:18:34 +0000 UTCi love that arin is giving this one serious invested criticism because he wants phoenix and edgeworth together for real
Tegan
2025-03-04 21:08:51 +0000 UTCArin's desperate anger that no one was fucking yet is palpable lol
hostilecrayon
2025-03-04 21:06:08 +0000 UTCWill they continue My Inner Life?
Elizabeth Levan
2025-03-04 20:49:20 +0000 UTCI am so happy for the return of Dan's voices for these characters. The cut to Maya being like WHAT after the whole Dick on top bit killed me. Also, as frustrating as those middle bits are, this author really nailed the pacing of a Phoenix Wright game- they are INTERMINABLE and have vast swaths of boredom punctuated by hilarity, and in that way they truly captured the tone. Dan crying about the last line just brought it all home. A masterpiece.
Elizabeth Biberman
2025-03-04 20:47:48 +0000 UTChell yeah, fanfic enrichment time
Em
2025-03-04 20:44:15 +0000 UTCToday we learned the power of the simple phrase, "Phoenix, we fucked." , to bring two grown-ass men to their knees.
Sarahmonster
2025-03-04 20:38:39 +0000 UTCI really expected more dick jokes
Luke Arthur
2025-03-04 20:37:03 +0000 UTCPhoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's wasting of our goddamn fucking time
San Francisco 49ers
2025-03-04 20:32:01 +0000 UTCFRANZISKA MENTIONED!!!!!
AJ!
2025-03-04 20:17:16 +0000 UTCPov your skip the miles and phoenix stuff because you unironically ship them lol
Nan McVicker
2025-03-04 20:14:55 +0000 UTC“What the shit?”
Pren D
2025-03-04 20:09:29 +0000 UTCYESSS PHOENIX TIGHT IS BACK
Link H
2025-03-04 20:03:21 +0000 UTCI clicked so fast
Ian Thayer
2025-03-04 20:03:14 +0000 UTC