Fan Fiction Story Time - July 2025 #1 - Sonic High School

This story is truly a crime against humanity. Glad they didn't give up on it. Pretty sure the last 3-5 chapters were written by someone else. You can really feel the difference after a certain point in the story. Maybe they just got older and lost that magic Chaos spunk... I mean spank. I mean spooge! I mean spark.

Kyah Faria

Badass heroic deaf woman from the frozen forests of Mongolia: best character ever? Best character ever.

Frossy

The way the author is so homophobic but goes into so much detail about penises and cum and butts but writes about boobs in such a detached "boobs are great, right fellow straight totally not gay guys?!" way always kills me.

StiffWorker

"written by Ike" 🤣

N8Nefarious

So much homophobia directed at Charmy. Poor bee.

Leoné Jordan

Ah yes, chekhovs turd

Morgan Robinson

arin screaming every time the author speaks in caps has my boyfriend in tears laughing

Jens

I know this is from weeks ago but I am loosing it at the fact that Arin is practically reading Dan a bedtime story because he keeps nodding off 😭😭

Ellie

The real tension of this episode was whether arin was going to notice that dan was falling asleep

Robin Hulbert

I'm so surprised that Dan kept up with how he was about to conk out.

TheMutantCreeper

Arin said "on a TRAIN" like Forrest Gump said "Greenbow, ALABAMA" to that white Black Panther. It must have been written like that in the script. That "could not control his gay urges like everyone else" line killed me.

old aj

GIMME MY PISS

Jessi Duschel

god how was there ever more to write with this story

Motormusker

Not gonna lie; I thought Sonic High School was done

Ryan Jehly

Dan nodding off during this is so funny to me, it's so insanely written, how could anyone's attention waver lmao, he's just a sleepy dude Him getting a snack to keep himself awake is so real

Reagan Moore

"Sonic and Amy got to the high school and went to the play... which was at school" Man we're starting off strooong

Cody Terpstra

Can we get a comp of all the Sonic high school clips once they finish the story??? Because I’d watch that on repeat no lie.

Veronica Adams

Yeah I'd genuinely like to know the, you know, author

Orethon

Why does it say "written by Ike"?

A. F.

chao meat sandwiches is so terrible and no one even commented on it 😭😭

lizzy wiz

Literally was just coming here to question that. I do not think these are high school seniors lmao

Buggy

"Because he wasn't a woman or a child" is Tails not a child? XD

Nikki Webster

Choice random close-up of Arin's feet

Nikki-John-Wicky

When we needed it most, Sonic High School returned

SerenitySolstice

Ikr? I'd much rather hear about hedgehog penises and their gay ball problems

Sally Sociopath

'Charmy couldn't control his gay urges like everyone else' sent my sides into orbit xD

Roxanne Giling

Listening to this while in public - with headphones of course - and oh my god. I’ve never struggled to hold back laughs before.

C Laird

Fk I missed Sonic High School. It's SO much better than the annoying pee stuff or the ones written to be a joke one off, like the Mario milk thing or whatever.

A. F.

Out of all the pics for dan to be nodding off to, this is the last one I would have guessed

Alabaster‼️

You absolutely are not alone! You can and will thrive. Its what we deserve

Miyu Beilschmidt

charmichael beethiew

Calldres

I can feel this story slowly but surely breaking down my psyche and I'm unsure if I'm enjoying it or not or if it's even a good or bad thing

Doktor Vem

It was from: Is GG scripted? | supermarket simulator [42]

mikkel colfach

Arin and Dan, thank you. I have ADHD and OCD, and the way you talk about it have given me so many moments of “god, im not alone” and “I did not know that they are wright”. So thank you for the entertainment in the dark times and the light times, and the knowledge to get the courage to get help. Love you guys.

mikkel colfach

The author has revealed something about himself I don’t think he meant to

Ben Steutermann

I genuinely love the unpredictability of the story. Like there's no point in trying to guess what's gonna happen next, because whatever it is, it's somehow gonna be weirder than what I could come up with.

Marie Novotná

While running, yes.

SUPERSHASHA

I think you need a time out, sir.

SUPERSHASHA

I love the nativity story, especially when Mary tries to kill Jesus immediately after birthing him

Artufex

Brandon B

Wasn’t the school on fire that entire time

Dale Turner

I love Ike's commentary

Jamie Bird

Do you think sonic shits?

‘Bring Supermarket Simulator back or else’

It literally became a vital plot point/chekov's gun, and even though Sonic is apparently being written to be like a self insert character you're supposed to admire, he still somehow has SO many things wrong with his genitals & digestive system that seem to be noted as his only character flaws

Pancakes

It definitely has the trappings of a creative writing assignment that went off the rails within the first chapter, yet the train is somehow still functioning in the ocean & deep below the surface is desperately attempting to drill into the core of the earth

Pancakes

Dude. Danganronpiss was RIGHT THERE

Pancakes

That one sentence pretty much made me question everything that had happened so far, including Sonic's outward homphobia & what appears to be both his testicular & prostate cancer diagnosis

Pancakes

Only Sonic High School is where you can instantly go from dedicated theater student/misunderstood queer outcast to bloodthirsty serial killer/robot who's suspiciously immune to the pungent stench of hedgehog feces

Pancakes

And thus the age old question was answered: “do you think Sonic shits?”

Bonus Commentary

FFST gross out leaderboard: 1. ET 2. Kokichi Pee Fetish 3. Sonic Highschool 4. Garfield banging Ralphie’s Mom

Media Breakdown

He couldn't hide his gayness like everyone else?! 😆

Luniku Games

This is delightfully so-bad-it's-good, and way better than the pee fetish story.

Rennon the Shaved

Author definitely needs a welfare check lol

Michael Alonso

I just made cream balls with my mother, sister, and brother. And my dad likes them. And now this…… nice, nice.

mikkel colfach

Arin finally found out that not only does Sonic shit, but also that Sonic's shit has a very distinct smell. Full circle

Gus ϟ

I love this so much more than pissgonronpa

Sarahmonster

Yeah, sonic high school is hands down the best fic they've read 😂 I think it’s even better than my immortal with how unpredictable and bonkers it is lmao. I am so fascinated by this brain of a homophobic, racist, christian(?) child who doesn't understand how sex works 😂😂😂 it's so confusing

Ruija

Dan struggling to comprehend this is hilarious! I can’t think of any fanfics to submit because, speaking from experience, a lot of them are a bad time

Phillip Hansen

MOOOORE PLEASE

Mia Ram

I agree with Arin, 15 is definitely the best chapter yet. Sonic clogging the toilet had a SHOCKING amount of story relevance

SwoodMan

I think I ruptured my vocal cords laughing so hard.

Sinew

Beautiful work of art

Blub Glub

I'm holding out for Chapter 17

kableman

Sonic High School, my beloved

Em

The greatest freudian slip in all of literature

Poombly

Oooooooh! Right! The deadly ball disease...

Pete Morgan

I can't tell how much of this is genuine bad writing or if it actually just is satire at this point with how it's written

FuzzyOtterPaws

I love this

Lisa Hedlund

I was just thinking this story needed a little religion

Nathen

You can't expect to be surprised, otherwise you wouldn't be surprised! But that's my only criticism.

Outis-aka-Nobody

OH THANK GOD WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

migratingturtle

OH FUCK YEAH LET FUCKING GOOOOOO

Shane Hamilton

I can't wait to see this with my very Caucasian eyes

Kailey Bosyk

I was born for this very moment

Gronk

the third most upsetting work of fiction is BACK

Keirik

Oh my god I’m so happy we’re past the urine fanfiction (the one that isn’t My Inner Life anyway).

Andre D

“Hooray said I”, said I.

Olof Rönn

Yes

Ian M

THANK GOD we get true artistry read to us this week 🙂‍↕️

Kura Kurington IV