Fan Fiction Story Time August #1 - First Encounter and a Black Sabbath Album Review
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Funny they didn’t catch on that the squid was scouted for hentai movies 🤣
FiggityFiggityFox
2025-09-22 17:10:45 +0000 UTCListening to this makes me feel like Dumbledore drinking the locket horcrux potion
Shaun Rutherford
2025-09-20 11:35:40 +0000 UTCi've heard of old man yaoi, but not magic school giant squid yaoi
theberryofdingle
2025-08-20 17:15:46 +0000 UTC"I don't care who you are, THATS HOT!" - Daniel Avidaniel, 2018
Erik VonStrix III
2025-08-19 13:38:16 +0000 UTCCampaign for a shirt that says “she was a boy, he was a girl, ….whut”
Charlotte McQueen
2025-08-17 22:05:50 +0000 UTCHm...never thought of Hogwarts as a 'he' before. I'd have thought 'she' for sure.
Anonymous201K
2025-08-17 08:59:33 +0000 UTCI can not BELIEVE my ears rn
Veronica Adams
2025-08-14 22:01:45 +0000 UTCChat, is racist Hogwarts X Giant Squid tentacle fanfiction porn real???????
Veronica Adams
2025-08-14 22:01:19 +0000 UTCIm going to ink
mikkel colfach
2025-08-12 19:52:27 +0000 UTC"she was a boy, he was a girl" damn, I want to hear THAT song
Hope Gilbert
2025-08-12 16:45:00 +0000 UTCSo I don’t know where Dan got the phrase “Don’t bore us, take it to the chorus” but It’s funny to think he got that line from a song called “like JENNIE”. Haha
Timothy
2025-08-11 14:12:31 +0000 UTCyou guys made me ink!! Said the squid...
Lady A
2025-08-11 13:02:40 +0000 UTCYou need to go back and watch them read My Immortal, more twisted Harry Potter fanfic to get you through the day lmaoooo!!
Lady A
2025-08-11 13:00:49 +0000 UTCGenuinely my favorite times of my month. This program is aching for a guest host, especially a Miss Piggy Fiction.
Coyote
2025-08-11 06:30:01 +0000 UTCHogwats gon get praaaagnaaaaat
Sarahmonster
2025-08-11 00:18:33 +0000 UTCAh ... the story of the giant squid sensually seducing the living building. Joanne's work and reminders of it often worsen my mood because she's funding bad things with her money, but there's fanmade stuff that's removed enough from her and giving money to her that it still makes me happy. My Immortal, or best, Potter Puppet Pals. It's weird, feels like taking something back from her symbolically.
Crescent Minor
2025-08-10 20:23:59 +0000 UTC"Weaving a tale of these theoretical haters ..." I heard that take on this piece of work, and hit the 0 button. Yes, with that lens, that is the rising tension of this review, how much Narrator needs to defend from this image of a hypothetical quiet-listening critic who turned it off or only listened once, but worst of all, the image of a too-cool heavy metal fan questioning whether this music is tough and cool enough. Don't worry, that tough guy is sick in the head, because nothing's tougher than listening to this. Did I mention it's heavy and loud, so it's very tough and cool. You're wrong.
Crescent Minor
2025-08-10 19:54:54 +0000 UTCBest Sabbath era was with Dio, change my mind. But sorry, Born Again sucks. It's just plain bad.
N8Nefarious
2025-08-10 05:01:44 +0000 UTCI thought the Suez Canal one was weird... What's next, a pool noodle doing it with a neatly folded tuxedo inside of a hotdog stand stationed outside a gate of oblivion?
Mastersword48
2025-08-10 03:07:45 +0000 UTCMy day was light as hell and quiet AF. Thanks for fixing that for me.
Rhab
2025-08-10 02:36:52 +0000 UTCfor the love of god dan, it's "Turonno"...
Laura Kay
2025-08-10 00:34:15 +0000 UTCJust going to point out that "Hamilton" in the first story was referring to the city in Ontario, not the musical.
old aj
2025-08-09 23:05:27 +0000 UTCIt honestly hasn't been that long, but I've been keeping the patreon subscription going since first subscribing. I kept it going to support the grumps (even after catching up with FFST and waiting for more), but I don't want to support patreon after seeing how they've dealt with certain issues and creators. If the grumps were on another platform, I think I'd keep the subscription going indefinitely. I might resubscribe after some time has passed to catch up again, but I'm trying to limit my use of patreon. I still support the grumps doing what they do. They're awesome.
old aj
2025-08-09 22:55:12 +0000 UTCI subscribe for the fan fiction, everything else here is just a bonus ❤️
Clippy
2025-08-09 22:11:54 +0000 UTCYou know....I want what Hogwarts and Squid have
MikesterMF
2025-08-09 20:40:10 +0000 UTCThis review is both difficult to carry and at very high decibels.
Blackbirdcoffyn
2025-08-09 19:24:38 +0000 UTCMetallica and Megadeth need to switch lead singers, if they did they would be outstanding bands.
b00n
2025-08-09 17:44:30 +0000 UTCThe purest magic
Jenneryy
2025-08-09 17:29:26 +0000 UTCWhy is it always the Harry Potter fanfics that get the weirdest?
Doktor Vem
2025-08-09 15:31:56 +0000 UTCI can only wonder how much effort it takes to do the same intro but with different footage every time. Lotta respect for the editor doing that.
CSDX
2025-08-09 15:21:23 +0000 UTCI'm terrified of squids, and I'm dreading this episode more than any of the other stories they've ever read put together. Still watching though. Wish me luck
Stanton Parsons
2025-08-09 08:15:07 +0000 UTCis there any love more pure than that between a squid and a large stone structure
Kura Kurington IV
2025-08-09 05:46:04 +0000 UTCSquidditch.
Molly Boyle
2025-08-09 05:16:59 +0000 UTCThis is my first time watching one of these fanfic show episodes. Boy howdy did i pick a winner
Jenni Locke
2025-08-09 05:04:58 +0000 UTC“Tell your friends” boys I’m not telling ANYONE I heard this story 😂
ArtilleryChelle
2025-08-09 04:29:59 +0000 UTCThe joy in my heart knowing that the one I recommended was picked is so unreal
Charlotte Campbell
2025-08-09 03:32:32 +0000 UTCOh yeah I forgot about that fic
Hayri
2025-08-09 02:49:04 +0000 UTCMy condolences to the staff who has to read all of the submissions to pick the best ones.
hostilecrayon
2025-08-09 01:44:13 +0000 UTCIs Dan okay
Name Manename
2025-08-09 01:24:53 +0000 UTCI am so confused but ok hogwarts
Sara Abrigo
2025-08-09 00:33:15 +0000 UTCAaaa the tentacle porn arch. 🎉
Shelby Bird
2025-08-09 00:32:14 +0000 UTCRIP Ozzy 🖤
Shelby Bird
2025-08-09 00:31:26 +0000 UTC69th like
Steam Captain
2025-08-08 23:46:06 +0000 UTCits insane how well the second one is written but its literally batshit insane
maverino
2025-08-08 23:29:40 +0000 UTCMy soul needed this
Ben Verdegan
2025-08-08 23:01:44 +0000 UTCI'm more concerned on whether or not it was loud.
Kenneth D. Mohr
2025-08-08 22:37:25 +0000 UTC"that squid fucked a school" Oh man. If I had a nickel for Everytime I heard that.......I'd still be broke.
Kenneth D. Mohr
2025-08-08 22:36:33 +0000 UTCOzzy died on my 40th birthday over a horrible year I have had and was crying in the bathroom out to dinner. Rest in peace 😢 🪦 🌹 🦇
Lilith0chan
2025-08-08 22:23:43 +0000 UTCI submitted too, I’m so happy they subjected everyone to it.
Sparrow
2025-08-08 22:14:56 +0000 UTCThis was the loudest and heaviest episode yet, no doubt about it lol, also love when Dan gets to flex his music knowledge Never did I think a squid and a school would bang, but here we are!
Reagan Moore
2025-08-08 22:06:25 +0000 UTCHOLY SHIT, this is one of the ones I submitted. 😭 I can’t believe they actually read this.
Bex Marie
2025-08-08 21:24:42 +0000 UTCwait, is this Barry J. Gillis, noted filmmaker of such films as “Wicked World” and “Things” as featured on RedLetterMedia?
Molly Hahn
2025-08-08 20:38:16 +0000 UTCI wonder if that guy who left the review thinks Born Again is heavy. didn't really make it all that clear
Gus ϟ
2025-08-08 20:15:54 +0000 UTCDid anyone else expect Sonic High School because of the preview on today’s Game Grumps episode?
MewKiichigo
2025-08-08 19:48:20 +0000 UTCThis show is my favourite thing the Grumps have done recently. I mean nothing will beat FireRed ( EVER ) and the Power Hour was a power move but...
nebuloider
2025-08-08 19:46:38 +0000 UTC“Sometimes these fan-fictions are so weird that your brain actually can’t process them” Well said, Dan 😭
Em
2025-08-08 19:25:07 +0000 UTCunlike the tentacles, this episode wasn’t long enough
Shane Hamilton
2025-08-08 19:20:17 +0000 UTCThe students walk around on the moving staircases!!! No!!
Sinew
2025-08-08 19:18:11 +0000 UTCWas this a squid fucking Hogwarts? Like the actual building?
Forceofwilliam
2025-08-08 19:17:10 +0000 UTCAgghggagahggggahghahaggaggaa
cody v
2025-08-08 19:13:21 +0000 UTCI just love the fact that the giant squid wanted to be an actor
Sinew
2025-08-08 19:12:01 +0000 UTCMy youngest cat is named after Ozzy Osborne because when he was a kitten, he bit my husband’s finger and caused it to bleed. He’s lives up to Ozzy’s name. RIP
TheMutantCreeper
2025-08-08 19:07:02 +0000 UTCrip ozzy
JustKay
2025-08-08 19:04:45 +0000 UTCProbably but it appears to be a constant at this point XD
Daniel Miller
2025-08-08 19:04:24 +0000 UTCMy show is on, will I regret this
Julia Soler
2025-08-08 19:03:26 +0000 UTC
