Daily Free-Write August 11, 2020

Daddy sent a picture of the dinner he cooked  to a vanilla friend and caught me legs and a sliver of diaper in the corner of the photo. He showed me his friend's reply saying I looked good in a diaper and I got so blushy! So I decided to write a fun little story about the what ifs of the inevitable slip-ups that all diaper lovers out themselves with, one way or another. Believe me, this was not MY first time being outed unintentionally! 

'Great looking meal! And that diaper looks pretty good on you too!'

I read the message about three times before it registered. What they were saying....how could they have known? And then I saw it... a little sliver of white at the top of the photo. I had just outed myself to one of my most gossipy friends. I suddenly felt very hot, and my heart began to beat hard in my chest. Okay. Okay. Damage control. 

'Haha, oops. That's just my new underwear, haha. Very funny tho!'

That should work. Play it cool. I watched the 'typing' status sit there at the top of the window. Fen was already responding... 

'Nice try, diaper boy. :P'

Oh geez. They know. They know they know. What am I gonna do? 

'Please don't tell anyone!'

Begging for mercy is not a bad second choice. I hope they don't tell anyone, but I doubt it'll stay quiet for long. 

'I wanna see! Come on, don't be shy. Show me your diaper and I'll consider keeping it our little secret.'

'No way! I can't let a picture like that get out. No offense.'

'If I wanted to out you I could just take a screen shot of the convo. You pretty much admitted it when you said not to tell on you. So what's it gonna be, diaper boy? Show me now, or you'll be having some very awkward conversations tomorrow!'

'Grrr. Okay, fine.' I said, smiling to myself. This was my hottest fantasy come to life, and I didn't have any reason not to at this point. 'Here you go'

I pressed send just as a facechat notification came on my phone, and suddenly there I was in selfie position, staring at my mom. 

'Hi, hon- OH MY GOD! Why are you showing off your diaper?!'

'Oh shit!' I said, fumbling my phone. 'Uh..they're underpants?'

'Language, young man! And I've seen enough diapers in my day to know one when I see one! You are going to have some serious explaining to do! Harold, get in here!"

"Uh, sorry mom, you're breaking up! I'll have to call you back!"

"You won't believe what your so-" 

I quickly ended the call. Oh my god. I hung my head. Why did it have to happen? Why? Why? I just kept asking myself....My phone began to buzz and I picked up, putting it to my ear.

"L-look Mom, I can explai-"

"Oh my god, you showed your mother?! Haha, that's so hilarious, dude!"

"It's your fault it happened! I was about to send you the pic when her facechat call popped up and I hit accept!'

'Aww, man! That's priceless! Well, send it over now, what's stopping you?'

'Ugh, fine! I don't even care anymore. Here ya go.'

'Got it! Awww, isn't you pwecious! This is so cute dude! Seriously!'

'Thanks,' I sighed. 'I just wish it - wait. What is that giggling I hear in the background?'

'Heyyy, Sethy! Cute undies you got there!' It was a female voice...

'Melissa's with you? Oh my god, how many people are you-...' The pit in my stomach managed to widen into an all consuming chasm, and I was about ready to jump down it.

'Haha, just a few of our friends on the nightly Zoom chat, Sethy boy! Why don't you join us? Come as you are, we've already seen it anyway, haha.'

I hung up. I was about ready to go over there and wipe that stupid grin off his face. My phone buzzed again. It was him calling back. I pressed 'Decline'. The phone rang again and I answered.

"Listen, you asshole, I-"

"Excuse me? I am your father, and I will not be spoken to in that manner!"

"D-dad! I didn't-"

"I have half a mind to come over and tan your hide, young man! Now you better apologize to me and to your mother for your behavior, and you are to report home tomorrow moring at 0800 hours, am I understood?"

"But Dad, I"

"I said am I understood?"

"Yes, sir!"

"That's better. You wanna play baby, well that's just fine, but you aren't going to do it on my dime. You're moving back in with me and your mother, and you are going to be paying for your own diapers from now on and get yourself a damn job instead of wasting my money going to school!"

"I'll throw them out, Dad! I promise-"

"No you will not. You bought them with MY money, so they're MINE, and you don't throw of MY things without asking. No, you're going to use every single one and then when those are gone you will be buying more with the money YOU earn from your new JOB. We'll talk about this in the morning when you help me get your baby things from the attic. But for now, it's past your bedtime so I want you in bed and lights out in 10 minutes!"

"But Dad it's only 8!"

"I said March, Mr.!" 

I walked upstairs and hurried to get ready for bed. It had taken a lot of convincing to get my parents to let me move out on my own, and I had a feeling that it was going to be a long time before I was seen as an adult by my friends or my family. And yet, as I lay in bed, trying to will myself to sleep at such an early hour, I began to rub the tent in my diaper. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.