[Script] Stuck With You [Flirty] [Stranger to More] [Awkward Small Talk] [Help, I'm Stuck] [Cunnilingus] [Doggy Style]

“Floor 7.” 

“Thank you!” 

“Did you just move in?”

“Oh, well, you have a lot of boxes in here.” 

"Oh uh... no, I work at the Market a little ways from here. And sometimes people will stop by and give me gifts... I think they just get them from other people and don't want to have to deal with taking care of them so they drop them on me. They know I have a small rooftop garden here… Not that I mind!" 

“Oh–” 

“Bloody hooves” 

“Not again…All of your stuff okay?”

"The rent is decent for this part of the city, the apartments are nice, the drawbacks are that management sucks, the elevators break regularly and there's mice. Nothing is perfect."

“Hello? Yes, hi, I’m currently trapped in an elevator on the… third or fourth floor.” – “The power is out in the building?” – “Okay… I’ll call 911…”

“Hi, yes I’m currently stuck in an elevator. 7839 Luci Ports. Yeah, the big apartment complex. Uh, no it’s just myself and one other passenger. – No, no children or elderly. No, we’re both okay. No… it’s not an emergency… – Okay… thank you very much.” 

sigh “It seems like there is a city wide blackout and since it’s not strictly an emergency they estimate emergency services could be here in a couple hours…”

"Well, guess we can't blame the building for this particular instance. My name is Celine, by the way, 709."

"Sit? I... um... am incredibly uncoordinated on these untextured floors. I'd be all flailing limbs trying to sit down or get up, assuming I didn't just fall over and crush your belongings."

"So, what brings you to our lovely home, good first impression it's made?"

"It's not that bad most of the time. I've lived here for about a year and the elevator has only broken down maybe... half a dozen times and it's usually fixed within a few hours. Just have to hope you don't get hit with the unfortunate timing of carrying a bunch of stuff up seven flights of stairs or... being stuck inside it when the power goes out… What do you do?"

"Yeah, there's a small farmers market a few blocks from here. I suppose I'm a florist… just... without a brick and mortar but I also grow a few select hardy produce, strawberries and tomatoes mainly." 

“Stereotypical? Well… Perhaps... but I came from somewhere much different from here and... it lets me bring a piece of it here. There aren't many flowers in the city… The monument nearby has some little parks around it."

"Pry the doors open? Isn't that... dangerous?"

"I mean... aren't the doors made to stay shut if the power is off? Either we're probably in between floors..."

"I'm not scared... Just... what if we're in between floors or just staring at concrete when we open the doors? How will we get them closed again?"

"No, I'm not claustrophobic. And I think the door being open would freak me out more..." She says looking around their surroundings. "Thank you for being considerate, though, I appreciate it." 

"Just renewed my lease in March… It’ll be my second year here. Tried shopping around for other places but any place nicer than this is too expensive."

"Yeah, I’m new to the city as well. Moved for a change. I definitely got it." pause, side glance "But it's nice here."

“Sorry, I’m bad at small talk," she says softly. "We don't have to talk if you don't want to. I'm not uncomfortable with silence."

"Oh? You saw me before? When?"

"Yes, I was carrying a Chewy box… orange tabby, rescue, they named her Turnip. I named her Amber. I'm still not sure if she likes me very much but she is good for the aformentioned mice issues."

"You think she likes me? Why do you say that?"

"When I'm feeding her maybe. Do you have any animals?"

“I love animals but they always love the other housemates more. I must give off some kind of vibe or something." soft chuckle "According to the New Yorker, some 'ice breaker questions for an elevator ride include "Some weather we're having, right", "Some great conversation we're having, right?" and "Tell me how attractive you think I am using only floor buttons."So I think we should stay away from the internet if it's taken 5 minutes just to get that."

“You think I’m a 28…? Or you think I am… 28?”

“Oooh, I thought… 2+8 okay. I… I don’t know about that but thank you for the compliment.”

“Depends on the scale. Out of 10? Yes. Out of 100? No.” She says, giving him a bright smile.

“Well, you are also very good looking.”

“I mean, the article also suggested I ask you how you felt about cannibalism so…” Chuckle

“That’s a good question I’ve genuinely never thought about… would I taste like venison…?”

“I mean… I guess I don’t feel particularly threatened by you?”

“I’m a vegan.”

“Do vegans not own cats?”

“Maybe my cat is also vegan… maybe that’s why she doesn’t like me that much.”

“I feel like I should be apologizing to you,” she says with a nervous laugh.

“Cause you coulda found a better place to live… Some people are drawn to me. My kind…we trap people in our realms who are looking for us even if they don’t know it.”

“Maybe not,” she says shrugging. “So, what do you do outside of work?”

“That’s wonderful! I always wanted to learn how to do that but…You have to show me some time. If we ever get out of this elevator.”

“The doors again? You’re not gonna let that go, huh? Fine, open the doors and be greeted with a concrete wall if you must.”

“Great… Is there any chance with another person you could get it open? Or maybe the maintenance guy might have an idea…?” 

“Break it!? Knowing this building they’ll charge you the cost of the elevator if you break anything. I might be able to squeeze through and get some help getting the doors open if you can give me a boost up and promise to pull me back if I’m about to get Final Destination’d.”

“I’ll just go side ways once I’m up, just give me a boost.” 

 “I just… need to…” huff “Fuck.”

“Stop staring at my ass and get me out of here,”

“Sure, just don’t suplex me,” 

“I’m sorry I didn’t know I was going to be stuck in an elevator when I got dressed this morning. No, no! You cannot break this elevator when I’m stuck here!” 

“Yes, I’m okay,” 

“No, I don’t want you to stop” 

“Oh no no. We’re not finished yet, You’re going to stack a few of those boxes if you have to and you’re going to fuck me…”

“Yes, I’m serious. I need you,” 

“God I hope traffic was bad today…” 

"Jesus..." 

"Why are you sorry?" 

“Nothing I didn’t beg for. Sorry if I’ve made things weird now…”

"Thanks… Now I just have to hope the rescue workers don’t stare at me too weird when they get here to pull me out…"

"I can help you take your stuff in... I don't exactly have strong arms like you but... I have to thank you somehow... for…”

"I don't know how the welcome was for you but... I don't think there is a better welcome I can give you."

“It’s a city, there’s Vegan pizza.”