Alphonse x Listener | Comfort for Period Cramps
Added 2020-05-04 18:01:20 +0000 UTCAlphonse returns to the listener with peace offerings after a tiny miscommunication about them being on their period. Armed with a hot water bottle and endless charm, he sets about the task of distracting them from their cramps.
Contains: Ambiguous listener because yes, boys and non-binary friends can have periods too. Tried to avoid specifically gendering this one while not being hopelessly vague about angry uterus times. You'd be shocked how many requests for this topic I've received! Also features Alphonse being cute, roasting Titanic, and Al telling a story from his childhood!
Comments
i laughed so hard at the Rose impression and I am still trying to get over it XD
nonbinary_sun
2020-11-22 16:19:50 +0000 UTCI’ve been waiting to listen to this one until it was medically relevant, and it’s exactly what the doctor ordered!
Jess M
2020-10-01 05:38:07 +0000 UTCDid I just start crying at reading the description? Yes, yes I did. I love how it's ambiguous. As someone who is gender neutral, being a guy with a period isn't the best. I love how he's so inclusive with genders. The comments I get some times are awful, but it's the little things like this that make me feel astronomically better. Thank you.
AJ_MJ
2020-08-26 07:55:14 +0000 UTCI’m late but.. my man got LOTR Extended Edition on hand for those long movie sessions? *chefs kiss* a man of fine taste
theGhoulb0i
2020-07-17 11:44:02 +0000 UTCI need this in my life!!! Q-Q
MPD MMD
2020-06-20 21:31:48 +0000 UTCcatch me outside crying how bout dat?
2020-05-16 19:42:34 +0000 UTCI could imagine listener under the blankets hissing at Alphonse until they understand that he wants to help them out more
PlusUltra0taku
2020-05-14 16:39:27 +0000 UTClmao as if i don't already have the lotr extended trilogy on standby to watch at a moment's notice...
Wren
2020-05-11 07:23:33 +0000 UTCAlphonse, I gotta level with ya buddy. The number one rule of being around a grumpy person on their period? Don’t mention that they’re on their period.
micah
2020-05-08 05:56:31 +0000 UTCThat would be really entertaining though.
Vrabie
2020-05-08 03:31:23 +0000 UTCOh man~! I feel like him mentioning that “one guy” friend is kinda foreshadowing! I’m excited!
DotDotDot
2020-05-07 11:03:51 +0000 UTCim the worst person to watch the titanic with 😭😭😭 i used to be obsessed with the ship itself so when i do watch w someone its just me talking over the movie about "did u know one of the steam pipes was only there for the aesthetic" and "they didn't carry the legally required amount of lifeboats cus they were an eyesore"
Del
2020-05-07 05:25:49 +0000 UTCI wish I could just pull him out the audio so he can spend the rest of quarantine with me
Shayla
2020-05-05 07:08:31 +0000 UTC“I’ll put something on and be right back” If it ain’t lord of the rings extended edition doNT COME BACK!
Pixie
2020-05-04 22:14:31 +0000 UTC<3 this!
SpunkyCatNinja
2020-05-04 18:50:11 +0000 UTCoh man.... I think I'm actually crying with this one, thank you so much 💖💖💖
Mitya
2020-05-04 18:45:22 +0000 UTCPerfect, I'm curled up in bed mildly dying rn
Christina Gibson
2020-05-04 18:25:51 +0000 UTCYes! I love me some trans inclusive audios 😃 thank you!!!
Pandora Peace
2020-05-04 18:14:12 +0000 UTC![Martin Gunnarsson [ Deerstranger ]](https://samuzai.com/istorage/44146.jpg)
