Big Red x Listener | The Uninvited Guest
Added 2020-10-01 18:05:38 +0000 UTCBleary eyed and half asleep, the listener stumbles into their kitchen after hearing strange noises only to find a tall, beefy demon making the unholiest of sandwiches. Sure that they must be dreaming, they antagonize their uninvited guest.
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this had me laughing HYSTERICALLY 🤣 the "meatloaf" line alone had me cackling
Diesel Dreamer
2023-11-21 00:44:04 +0000 UTC“Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?”
Sim
2022-10-22 02:30:03 +0000 UTCPlot twist: listener works in customer service. Imagine the I don’t give a shit face.
Permanently Exhausted
2021-03-23 05:33:24 +0000 UTCI’m feeling a few slow blinks before going 🤷♀️ let’s antagonize the pretty boy. I’m too tired for this.
Permanently Exhausted
2021-03-23 05:28:31 +0000 UTCHope we get more of this boi (lol it tried autocorrecting to boo) soon
CrowQueen
2020-11-17 01:15:30 +0000 UTCI actually just like the name big red or red for short idk reminds me of hellboy
2020-11-08 04:41:33 +0000 UTCCall him Dick lol. Jk but Dante, like the poet, could be nice
2020-11-01 02:24:31 +0000 UTCBRUNO
JayAshBran
2020-10-08 02:20:37 +0000 UTCBig Red really broke into our home raided the fridge and said "damn you live like this?" I hope the listener is kind enough to get him some different snack options for his next visit 😅
2020-10-05 23:45:55 +0000 UTCYees! This guy is right up my alley <3 Great job, hope to see more of him soon ^^
2020-10-04 02:56:47 +0000 UTCWow! This guy’s a lot of fun! I can’t wait to hear more from him!
Mai N
2020-10-03 02:55:27 +0000 UTCYou mean to tell me you made yourself a sandwich and didn't offer me one? Were you dragged up in Hell? 😂😂
Kaydi
2020-10-02 23:25:00 +0000 UTCI love this! I love how the listener is just making fun of this DEMON in their house! Love his reaction!
Squ1dle
2020-10-02 11:13:09 +0000 UTCokay but i too would snark and judge a giant red demon for raiding my fridge and making a questionable sandwich.
Squirrelybits
2020-10-02 08:12:41 +0000 UTCHell yess
big simp
2020-10-02 07:06:40 +0000 UTCThis is amazing and i love the cheekiness of the listener. And Big Red's disbelief that they are this thick skulled
C JvR
2020-10-02 06:11:46 +0000 UTCOooh, I like this dynamic already! Love that the listener’s got some cheek, too! Can totally relate. All I need now is an equally sexy angel to show up and try to convince the listener that they shouldn’t “dance with a devil” only for him to be equally flustered by the sass. Oh, the potential banter between them all... *snickers* *new head canon is born* Anywho, excited to hear more audios with this Beefy Beelzebub! <3
Amethyst
2020-10-02 03:49:32 +0000 UTCI love this I couldn’t control my laughter Big Red is adorable I want to hear more about this dude also I was thinking that he’s just a big red guy who just came to earth probably just to eat some human food and just came across listeners home and also grabbing his tail poor baby
PlusUltra0taku
2020-10-01 23:08:49 +0000 UTCI feel like his name should be Riot
2020-10-01 21:51:02 +0000 UTCLook you can have the sandwich meats, but if you touched my double stuffed Oreos you are dead sir.
Chatika
2020-10-01 21:00:16 +0000 UTCARE YOU ALRIGHT 🤣🤣🤣
Skella
2020-10-01 20:10:14 +0000 UTCCan't wait for this to evolve into a couch potato boyfriend type of scenario
Anri D'Erte
2020-10-01 19:39:25 +0000 UTCThis listener is definitely more like me irl, nonchalant not really believing it or caring— the furry part took me out
Dariele McGowan
2020-10-01 19:07:01 +0000 UTCHellllll yes!
Dezzi
2020-10-01 18:43:05 +0000 UTCI LAUGHED soooo hard! xD
MadhattersTwin
2020-10-01 18:19:31 +0000 UTCBruh, this is hilarious I love it.
GreenyZay
2020-10-01 18:17:54 +0000 UTCThat was really fun. Made me giggle maniacally at work.
Hope
2020-10-01 18:14:47 +0000 UTCYeah, big red is right. The listener do kinda be dumb
CookiesN'Creme0108
2020-10-01 18:10:57 +0000 UTC💙💙
Bubbles_The_Asgardian
2020-10-01 18:08:59 +0000 UTCYeah boi!!
GreenyZay
2020-10-01 18:07:27 +0000 UTCI got the notification and SCREAMED, don’t mind me
Jess M
2020-10-01 18:07:20 +0000 UTCYeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!
Can'tthinkofaname
2020-10-01 18:06:39 +0000 UTC
