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Princess Cattle Drive (Mini Story)

Added 2019-06-18 17:16:53 +0000 UTC

In a certain kingdom, all the unwed daughters of nobility class of 18 years or older visited the capital city every three years and held a large procession towards the palace. This was known as the Parade of Maidens but was known to the lower classes as the "Princess Cattle Drive."

To show off their wealth and affluence, the royalty and nobility of the nation fattened their daughters as much as possible and marched them through the streets of the capital in little to no clothing. The bigger the girl, the richer her family was, making the largest maidens the best prospects for marriages.

The wealthiest wore nothing but gold and jewelry and were carried in open litters while the less rich nobility walked on foot while either nude or wearing translucent robes. Their large sizes and poor endurance means that the girls tired out quickly into the parade and the event lasted well into the night as the sweaty, tired obese women waddled toward the palace at a snail's pace.

Many girls would temporarily break off from the procession and visit the food stands set up on the parade's path, happily trading expensive jewelry for cheap food. Other times, young men watching the event would give the women they found most attractive snacks as a show of affection. The girls, in turn, would give them a kiss or even abandon the parade and sneak off with them. This led to many noble families having guards attend their daughters to keep the rabble away and to ensure that their children didn't trade their family heirlooms for a sandwich or end up with a peasant's baby inside them.

At the parade's end, the exhausted girls were rewarded for their efforts with a large feast by the royal family, known as the "Pig's Banquet" by the lower classes. The young maidens ate to their hearts content while being tended to by young male nobles wishing to court them. After eating their fill, the young women often passed out in their chairs, needing someone to carry or drag their heavy, sleeping bodies to their chambers.