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夏洛蒂 X 钟离 Charlotte X Zhongli

Added 2024-08-05 13:47:00 +0000 UTC

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夏洛蒂：原来璃月还有这种地方吗！？选钟离先生做我的导游真是我来璃月做过最正确的决定了。
钟离：您言重了，夏洛蒂小姐。
夏洛蒂：哪有，我之前找的其他导游可把我坑惨了，我的摩拉都快被他们给坑完了。
夏洛蒂：所...所以说钟离先生，这次的导游费可以先欠着吗？我发誓我一会枫丹就把剩余的摩拉寄给您。
钟离：如果是夏洛蒂小姐的话我肯定是信得过的。不过我有个更好的解决方法。
钟离：不知您能否帮我拍摄一张照片。这张照片只有您才可以拍摄出来。
夏洛蒂：哦？这您可以找对人了。我可是专业的记者，无论什么刁钻的照片我都能帮你拍出来。
夏洛蒂：就放心交给我吧！
钟离：既然这样，那我们加快脚步吧。
夏洛蒂：嗯。
……
夏洛蒂：啊、啊，钟…钟离先生，我们不是要拍照片吗？嗯、啊，为什么要做这种事情？
钟离：这就是为了那张照片做的事前准备。
钟离缓缓从夏洛蒂身体里拔出他的长枪，然后把夏洛蒂举了起来。
夏洛蒂：欸？
钟离：准备好了，就是现在。
然后再狠狠的把它插进夏洛蒂的身体里。
夏洛蒂：嗯啊啊啊！
夏洛蒂不亏是专业的记者，哪怕在这种情况下也还是拍到了不错的照片。
夏洛蒂：请…请您不要把这张照片给其他人看…

Charlotte: So, there are places like this in Liyue!? Choosing Mr. Zhongli as my guide was the best decision I've made in Liyue.
Zhongli: You're too kind, Miss Charlotte.
Charlotte: Not at all, the other guides I hired before really messed me up. They nearly drained all my Mora.
Charlotte: So... Mr. Zhongli, can I owe you the guide fee this time? I swear I'll send you the remaining Mora as soon as I get back to Fontaine.
Zhongli: If it's Miss Charlotte, I certainly trust you. However, I have a better solution.
Zhongli: Could you help me take a photograph? This is a photo that only you can capture.
Charlotte: Oh? Then you've come to the right person. I'm a professional journalist; no matter how tricky the photo, I can get it for you.
Charlotte: Leave it to me!
Zhongli: In that case, let's pick up the pace.
Charlotte: Alright.
……
Charlotte: "Ah, ah, Mr. Zhongli, weren't we supposed to take a photo? Um, ah, why are we doing this?"
Zhongli: "This is the preparatory work for that photo."
Zhongli slowly withdrew his spear from Charlotte's body and then lifted her up.
Charlotte: Em?
Zhongli: "Ready, now."
Then he thrust it back into Charlotte's body with force.
Charlotte: "Mmm, ahhhh!"
As expected of a professional journalist, Charlotte still managed to capture some great photos even in this situation.
Charlotte: "Please… please don't show this photo to anyone else…"