NEW ELF LORD EXCLUSIVE MERCH
Added 2020-09-10 17:09:54 +0000 UTC"Remember Assembleaux? He's back! In shirt form!"
Our beloved Elf Lords, we have not forgotten you. Far from it, you're there on our every thought. And to thank you for your support we've worked tirelessly around the clock to bring you an exclusive Come At The King shirt! Wear it! Enjoy it! Let 'em know what you listen to! And may we recommend the tri-blend? It's like wearing 900 thread-count sheets on your damn torso.
And hey while we got you here, there might be some brand new merch already up in the main store? Some new hoodies and sweatshirts and masks? Weird, how did those get there? Must've fallen off the content truck? We're letting you know about it first! As always, we're trusting you to be cool and not blab about these wonderful exclusivities but also to be cool and not gloat. We know you won't but we have to say it!
May you all grow so tall that one of Cordelia's many gods strikes you down.
