A quiz!
Added 2020-09-14 14:29:58 +0000 UTCIn honor of getting you amped as hell for the return of the main show next week our own Branson Reese (Rude Tales of Magic) has put together a little quiz to help you find out which Rude Tales NPC you are.
This will go public in a few days but we thought it grand to give you a first look at it. Have at it! And remember: these quizzes are legally binding.
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Senator Pepsi! Whooo!
Melody Sarian
2021-06-13 08:20:14 +0000 UTCIM A HORSE BABY
Sam Ehret
2021-06-06 03:21:14 +0000 UTCCherished Matthew?? Oh god I just turned 31
monti
2020-12-19 00:02:01 +0000 UTCI... I got Cheddar? Like I'm not mad but how? XD
2020-12-10 22:35:51 +0000 UTCKreedis...holy shit...well i AM a vehicle i never learned how to drive
Kimmie Höward
2020-11-30 20:32:17 +0000 UTCHonestly very happy with being Danny Timeshare
2020-09-19 23:30:40 +0000 UTCI do be Wealthy Wim Windows tho
Anonymous
2020-09-19 16:18:03 +0000 UTCAndreas Redchapel? I don't know how to take this. I believe in no gods!
Lisa
2020-09-17 18:33:42 +0000 UTCthe pepsi brother who is definitely not a goblin, what would even make you think that?
2020-09-17 11:21:16 +0000 UTC"Little One You're elderly and speak almost exclusively in slow riddles. Obviously people are just drawn to you. Also it turns out you used to be the emperor but you've almost completely forgotten about that." Aside from being elderly, this is frighteningly true.
2020-09-17 11:18:08 +0000 UTCaw dag... I'm Kreedis.
goatse mugs joel
2020-09-16 17:01:37 +0000 UTCYeah, cheddar checks out
Spaghetti.com
2020-09-15 11:17:34 +0000 UTCCum Dangle. I'll take it!
William Corley
2020-09-15 03:17:50 +0000 UTCSince ranger isn’t an option on the class question should I assume that it’s the best class or the worst? Either way: I got Cum Dangle.
A.J. Chavar
2020-09-15 02:24:43 +0000 UTCCowards.
Elwood Goodrich
2020-09-15 02:19:49 +0000 UTCThe fact that the current top 5 results are Count Ivan Getzky, Cheddar, Senator Pepsi, Poopus, Fractus, and Scrum Fabulous says something potent, true, and sad about this "Fandom"
Jake Krakovsky
2020-09-15 01:31:06 +0000 UTCI'm scared of you now.
Michael
2020-09-14 22:34:19 +0000 UTCOh shit I got: you know him, you love him (I'm pretty sure you love him)—everyone's favorite narrator. Is he everyone's favorite? He is, because I say he is, and I get to do that because I'm the narrator: Snake Professional.
Michael
2020-09-14 22:34:04 +0000 UTCi got kebin and i don’t know how to feel about that
2020-09-14 22:13:01 +0000 UTCI too got Cheddar. I see no problem with this.
2020-09-14 21:06:11 +0000 UTCI am Cheddar according to the quiz and my fiancee got Beatrix Dawn, which the description of me making her take it while laughing and giggling softly to her reaction (she doesnt listen to the show) is spot on.
Michael Nestick
2020-09-14 20:21:06 +0000 UTCi got poopus 😔
beatrice
2020-09-14 19:44:22 +0000 UTCI got Milker, confirming that the quiz is 100% accurate (as if there were any doubt)
2020-09-14 19:37:10 +0000 UTCi got the twins rip @ me
iamalivenow
2020-09-14 18:46:54 +0000 UTCKreedis... I need to work on myself.
Josh Bays
2020-09-14 18:43:18 +0000 UTCI took it three times and got Punished Lucas twice and Beatrix Dawn once. What I learned today is that I'm more likable when I'm not being a shithead which is unfair because I like being a shithead.
Emma Sklar
2020-09-14 18:40:50 +0000 UTCI got Count Ivan Getzky, which is alright by me.
PRodger
2020-09-14 18:38:02 +0000 UTCMoira Thousand. Now I'm in jail. THANKS!
2020-09-14 17:56:39 +0000 UTCAl Dawn. I guess I can see that.
Gregory
2020-09-14 17:49:22 +0000 UTCHell yeah, I'm Mother! This rules!
2020-09-14 17:33:35 +0000 UTCI got Cheddar!
Blastotron
2020-09-14 17:30:47 +0000 UTCI got Gladhands? Who isn't on the list??
Rebecca Pridmore
2020-09-14 17:30:33 +0000 UTCAssembleax!
Ellis Moth
2020-09-14 17:25:52 +0000 UTCAl Dawn!
Trevor Youtz
2020-09-14 16:41:55 +0000 UTCkreedis... just relieved not to get kebin
Kevin Griggin
2020-09-14 16:31:45 +0000 UTCWealthy Wim Windows!
2020-09-14 16:22:22 +0000 UTCI'm delighted and appalled that 20% of the people got Senator Pepsi. That's awesome.
Shalom Craimer
2020-09-14 15:49:13 +0000 UTCAnd Bukkake Pepsi for my second one. Both are cum related. Not sure it that says more about me or how they were named!
2020-09-14 15:47:11 +0000 UTCAmber-Ale Assembleaux at your soivice
2020-09-14 15:43:47 +0000 UTCCum Dangle
2020-09-14 15:42:18 +0000 UTCi got davo, which does make the most sense, but who tf is bukkake pepsi?
2020-09-14 15:38:23 +0000 UTCI got Carlito Masterbandit!
José Guerrero
2020-09-14 15:32:57 +0000 UTCI got Davo and you know what? I agree. thank you for this delightful gift, Branson
Sherry M
2020-09-14 15:25:44 +0000 UTCCount Ivan Gretzy, and I had a wonderful time finding that out, with much laughing. Several, even.
2020-09-14 15:11:01 +0000 UTCSenator Pepsi, sorry about the rest of your bad results
LS
2020-09-14 15:09:26 +0000 UTCI got Moira Thousand. Let me know if you also got Moira Thousand so I can kill you. Also, anybody who responds to this is an idiot and anyone who doesn’t is a coward.
Elwood Goodrich
2020-09-14 15:08:57 +0000 UTCCum Dangle!
Derek Sherry
2020-09-14 15:05:55 +0000 UTCCount Ivan Gretzky babay
2020-09-14 15:00:11 +0000 UTCI'm Mother which I'm slightly uncomfortable about
Caitlin Hobbs
2020-09-14 14:58:23 +0000 UTChorse
ann hedonia
2020-09-14 14:58:15 +0000 UTCI’m miss splish-splash babbby
Matthew Mason
2020-09-14 14:56:27 +0000 UTCAddison & Buckley Lindsingham - I'm not happy with my result but I'm glad I know so I can prepare properly
Platypus Man
2020-09-14 14:50:24 +0000 UTCoh pogger i got splish splash
2020-09-14 14:47:15 +0000 UTCBuckinghams and now it’s NSFW.
Justin Pruitt
2020-09-14 14:46:52 +0000 UTCsplish-splash, the one and only
2020-09-14 14:46:14 +0000 UTCI got Snake Professional so I'm counting this as a win.
Thomas Whitney
2020-09-14 14:45:18 +0000 UTCThe Witch Hunter! It’s like you KNEW I just moved to Minnesota!
Superduperstitious
2020-09-14 14:44:41 +0000 UTCi’m danny timeshare nice to meet you
2020-09-14 14:43:46 +0000 UTCBugs. Whatever.
Rude Tales of Magic
2020-09-14 14:40:24 +0000 UTCIf you can’t handle me at my Count Ivan Gretzky you don’t deserve me at my Gladhands.
Finn J. Harrison
2020-09-14 14:39:51 +0000 UTCI'm not sure if you're fucking with us or not but neither ticks nor centipedes are insects
2020-09-14 14:37:45 +0000 UTCSenator Pepsi at your sirvis
Jaye McInnes (atJayewas)
2020-09-14 14:36:36 +0000 UTCIt's me, Cheddar
Matthew Hovern
2020-09-14 14:35:45 +0000 UTCGod and this is legally binding?
Davide
2020-09-14 14:35:40 +0000 UTCWe got a Milker here
Ashe
2020-09-14 14:35:11 +0000 UTCWealthy Wim Windows! Huzzah!
Darby Nicole Mishra
2020-09-14 14:34:41 +0000 UTC
