Rude TAROT of Magic: Page of Swords
Added 2023-06-19 11:00:03 +0000 UTC"YOU GOT THE PAGE OF SWORDS! THIS CARD IS ALL ABOUT ENERGY, PASSION, AND ENTHUSIASM! AT LEAST ACCORDING TO BIDDYTAROT.COM, THE TOP GOOGLE SEARCH RESULT FOR TAROT CARD MEANINGS FOR WHATEVER REASON! THE SITE SEEMS FINE I GUESS. EASY ENOUGH TO NAVIGATE. BUT TOP GOOGLE SEARCH RESULT GOOD? I DUNNO. MAYBE THE MAIN GUY FROM BIDDYTAROT.COM SAW A GOOGLE GUY HIT A KID WITH HIS CAR AND AGREED NOT TO TELL ANYBODY IN EXCHANGE FOR BUMPING THEIR NUMBERS. YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE! YOU THINK THINGS ARE ONE WAY AND THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE WHO'S ACTUALLY CALLING THE SHOTS AND IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF FREAKS WHO EAT PEOPLE'S PETS AND SHIT. I MEAN I GUESS I'M ONE TO TALK. I EAT PETS. BUT IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT AND YOU KNOW IT IS." -Flipcup, said to an empty suit of armor in the woods that he thought was alive
