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Rude TAROT of Magic: Ten of Coins

Added 2023-07-10 10:00:05 +0000 UTC

Well this is a fine how do you do! The ten of coins! Wheeeeee! The coins represent wealth or something. And so the ten of coins represents the most wealth, due to it being the biggest number people knew about during tarot times. You're about to come into so much money that you'll be able to afford a penny farthing bicycle. What luck! Soon you'll be riding around town with a look on your face like "maybe it's YOU who is the asshole." I can picture it now. You'll probably have a steampunk top hat with an iguana on top. Just unbelievably annoying. But be careful! Wealth is amazing but it's not without its dangers. Remember what happened to fan favorite character Wealthy Wim Windows in the Come At The King finale: I killed him off for no fucking reason. If you wanna read a lesson into that, knock yourself out. There isn't really supposed to be one but it's none of my business what narrative you wanna try to lasso out of the eternal churning storm of chaos that we call life.