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The Hastings Cinematic Universe

Occasional Marvel comics writer, Christopher Hastings delivers his bizarre vision for a curated Marvel movie list that includes not only MCU films rearranged out of their release order, but also Fox and Sony movies, and even a TV show or two. Featuring Joe Lepore and Tim Platt as the hostages Hastings forced to listen to his manifesto. The list itself can be found below...


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PHASE ONE

Captain America: The First Avenger - 2011

X-Men: First Class - 2011

Captain Marvel - 2019

Spider-Man - 2002

Iron Man - 2008

The Incredible Hulk - 2008

X-Men - 2000

Iron Man 2 - 2010

Spider-Man 2 - 2004

Thor - 2011

The Avengers - 2012


PHASE TWO 

Iron Man 3 - 2013

X-Men 2 - 2003

Thor: The Dark World - 2013

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 2018

The Amazing Spider-Man - 2012

Captain America: Winter Soldier - 2014

Spider-Man 3 - 2007

Guardians of the Galaxy - 2014

Avengers: Age of Ultron - 2015


PHASE THREE 

Doctor Strange - 2016

Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 2014

Ant-Man - 2015

Thor: Ragnarok - 2017

Captain America: Civil War - 2016


PHASE FOUR 

Spider-Man: Homecoming - 2017

Black Panther - 2018 

Deadpool - 2016 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 2017


PHASE FIVE

Avengers: Infinity War - 2018 

Ant Man & The Wasp - 2018

Daredevil: Season 1 - 2015

Avengers: Endgame - 2019


PHASE SIX

Spider-Man: Far From Home - 2019

X-Men: Days of Future Past - 2014

Deadpool 2 - 2018

Wandavision - 2021

Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness - 2022

Logan - 2017

Spider-Man: No Way Home - 2021 

Comments

My one nitpick is none of these movies have a blood rave

Adam Rixey

Joe: The Coen Brothers' "O Brother Where Art Thou," Tim: "Barry Linden" (jokingly), Tim: Adam McKay's "Winning Time" (he hated it and took it back), Tim: Whit Stillman's "Metropolitan," Joe: Joe Johnston's "Honey, I Shrank the Kids," Tim: First season of HBO's "Rome," Tim: Spike Lee's "Mo' Better Blues," Joe: Godfrey Reggio's "Koyaanisqatsi" (I think)

Greg & Al

Probably Joe

Alex H.

Glad I got to listen to Nickelback's acclaimed song Hero sprinkled liberally throughout this piece. Thanks guys

Jack Burton's Takeout-Menu

Third

TheAnntagonist

Seconding this

Alex H.

Also I’ve never seen these movies I have no idea why I’m listening to it but here I am.

Tuck

Who edited this one? The sound effects really took it to the next level

Tuck

Can someone add the pallet cleansers to the list/description :)

Edward H


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