The Hastings Cinematic Universe
Added 2024-01-29 09:00:07 +0000 UTCOccasional Marvel comics writer, Christopher Hastings delivers his bizarre vision for a curated Marvel movie list that includes not only MCU films rearranged out of their release order, but also Fox and Sony movies, and even a TV show or two. Featuring Joe Lepore and Tim Platt as the hostages Hastings forced to listen to his manifesto. The list itself can be found below...
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PHASE ONE
Captain America: The First Avenger - 2011
X-Men: First Class - 2011
Captain Marvel - 2019
Spider-Man - 2002
Iron Man - 2008
The Incredible Hulk - 2008
X-Men - 2000
Iron Man 2 - 2010
Spider-Man 2 - 2004
Thor - 2011
The Avengers - 2012
PHASE TWO
Iron Man 3 - 2013
X-Men 2 - 2003
Thor: The Dark World - 2013
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - 2018
The Amazing Spider-Man - 2012
Captain America: Winter Soldier - 2014
Spider-Man 3 - 2007
Guardians of the Galaxy - 2014
Avengers: Age of Ultron - 2015
PHASE THREE
Doctor Strange - 2016
Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 2014
Ant-Man - 2015
Thor: Ragnarok - 2017
Captain America: Civil War - 2016
PHASE FOUR
Spider-Man: Homecoming - 2017
Black Panther - 2018
Deadpool - 2016
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 2017
PHASE FIVE
Avengers: Infinity War - 2018
Ant Man & The Wasp - 2018
Daredevil: Season 1 - 2015
Avengers: Endgame - 2019
PHASE SIX
Spider-Man: Far From Home - 2019
X-Men: Days of Future Past - 2014
Deadpool 2 - 2018
Wandavision - 2021
Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness - 2022
Logan - 2017
Spider-Man: No Way Home - 2021
Comments
My one nitpick is none of these movies have a blood rave
Adam Rixey
2024-01-31 17:41:36 +0000 UTCJoe: The Coen Brothers' "O Brother Where Art Thou," Tim: "Barry Linden" (jokingly), Tim: Adam McKay's "Winning Time" (he hated it and took it back), Tim: Whit Stillman's "Metropolitan," Joe: Joe Johnston's "Honey, I Shrank the Kids," Tim: First season of HBO's "Rome," Tim: Spike Lee's "Mo' Better Blues," Joe: Godfrey Reggio's "Koyaanisqatsi" (I think)
Greg & Al
2024-01-30 22:42:48 +0000 UTCProbably Joe
Alex H.
2024-01-30 18:46:37 +0000 UTCGlad I got to listen to Nickelback's acclaimed song Hero sprinkled liberally throughout this piece. Thanks guys
Jack Burton's Takeout-Menu
2024-01-30 02:33:39 +0000 UTCThird
TheAnntagonist
2024-01-29 20:26:20 +0000 UTCSeconding this
Alex H.
2024-01-29 19:49:17 +0000 UTCAlso I’ve never seen these movies I have no idea why I’m listening to it but here I am.
Tuck
2024-01-29 16:00:39 +0000 UTCWho edited this one? The sound effects really took it to the next level
Tuck
2024-01-29 16:00:08 +0000 UTCCan someone add the pallet cleansers to the list/description :)
Edward H
2024-01-29 11:53:14 +0000 UTC