Rude TAROT of Magic: Three of Wands
Added 2024-05-20 13:16:26 +0000 UTCHere's a riddle to STRIKE (wands!) your FANCY (rule of THREES):
Three classmates skipped school on the same day.
The First Classmate, desirous of success, went straight to their job with hopes that their academic sacrifice would convince their boss to promote them to FULL time employee.
The Middle Classmate, desirous of experience, went to the zoo, where animals of all "stripes" (lol!) entertain their guests with well-worn anecdotes and reactionary opinions.
The Oldest Classmate, desirous of health, stayed in bed.
Who won?
Answer In Comments!
Comments
yoooo is this the first official Rude Tales nip-nop?
BassAphid
2024-05-20 23:05:06 +0000 UTCMy answer was gonna be “the middle student was Tim Platt and he quickly left the zoo once the giraffe started giving its unsolicited opinion on the Pinochet Regime.
Daniel
2024-05-20 14:36:17 +0000 UTCThe winner, yet again, was me. Thank you Rude Tarot. #blessed
A.J. Chavar
2024-05-20 14:12:06 +0000 UTCMan.
Casey Connor
2024-05-20 13:31:18 +0000 UTCanswer: The Teacher. Classes are too big these days so a limited attendance tends to facilitate better conversation. It just sucks because these three were The Teacher's favorite students which caused The Teacher to have a mental breakdown when they realized that it took the absence of those who they THOUGHT were the most valuable (that's the word they used! "Valuable!") for their lesson to actually be of value! You couldn't catch me thinking like that!
Rude Tales of Magic
2024-05-20 13:16:39 +0000 UTC
