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It's here... Def Noodles Roast #3

Hey girlies!! So, as you know, we have a lot of lore with Def Noodles. Those live stream reaction videos from a few years ago? Yeah, we buried them so deep the internet could never find them again. ๐Ÿ˜‚ But last month, we were like... what if we unburied one for Patreon?

So, here it is... a little time capsule from September 16, 2022. This stream was unlisted that same night and has stayed in the vault ever since.

oh and girliesโ€ฆ. THIS STAYS BETWEEN US!!!!

It's here... Def Noodles Roast #3

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โœจChristyโœจ

I'm laid up in bed with a horrible pinched nerve in my neck but i've finally been able to catch up with the girlies and this is literally my dream come true. #dryfordef

โœจChristyโœจ

Iโ€™m with uโ€ฆ :( Iโ€™m off the h3 train

Grace P

I can say Iโ€™m a true fan cuz I actually watched this livestream when it was happening ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™ve been watching you guys for like 4+ years now!! My comfort show โค๏ธ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅน

Brittany Burrahm

I canโ€™t believe I missed this!

Maciel Kirby

I missed the original livestream but was able to watch the reply before it was privated and watching it again reminds me of how far the girlies have come. ๐Ÿฅฐ

Amanda S

Dry puthy gang๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ

Lindsey

is it bad that I kinda miss the unhinged def nooodles days ๐Ÿซฃ

Cristle (Cris)

Not Jesse calling her Sally Jesse Ravioli ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Theresa

The other girlies are SO well fed. Thank you queens!!

Tay

the chaos in this is very relatable

Taryn Nippard

Nope. I still watch them and am proud to be a fan of h3.

Meg Shep

I started watching this last night before bed and loved the first hour of the waiting time for the roast to start but started to get over stimulated with the chaos of the actual roast so only made it to 5 mins of the actual roast battle lol! will try again another time because I really want to see how the girlies survive it and if they get really bitchy talking shit with the live lol

Loula

Girlie from day one here ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ Iโ€™m wondering Jessi or others H3 old/current fans if yโ€™all feel the same as me but it low key makes me sad to hear all the H3 references during this stream bc their pod has changed so much and I pretty much stopped watching even though I was a big fan not that long ago ๐Ÿ˜ญ jessi and others Iโ€™m wondering if yโ€™all are also off the H3 train or sharing similar feelings?

Ady Alvarado

I need a def noodles DWKT playlist.

Skyle

This is 10/10.

Skyle

and them talking about making a patreon at the beginning and then this video only living on their patreon

Loula

OMG I am sooooo excited to watch this!! Writing this before I click. I only discovered the girlies during the Janet saga and have been an avid fan ever since. My ADHD hyperfixation was going through alllll their podcast episodes from day one so I am very very familiar with the def noodles saga and have heard about the disaster of the lives and soooo excited to finally see it. Today is a good day ๐Ÿ˜

Loula

Why was this privated again?

Marley Ortiz

Dear god, these people planned these "jokes" in advance?! I feel like I'm with a group of sixth graders trying to be cool, and all the other kids are either thinking of ways to bully them, or just cringing in secondhand embarrassment.

Lesley

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!! Thank you ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’œ

Caroline

WHAAAAAAAA?!?!

Verity Lala

Omg, this is giving me ptsd from remote teaching during covid! I was teaching fourth grade and had a ten year old student teaching me to use zoom and Google classroom as I tried to teach reading! Good times.

Lesley

OMG YAY!!!!!!

Kiki

It took me an hour and a half into the stream to figure out that Def Noodles and Nickacado are not the same person ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ why are there so many noodles?! ๐Ÿœ #dryfordef

Rachel Romoser

โ€œBlessed be the noodlesโ€ actually killed me โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

Bria

This made my night! I missed it when it happened so I'm so glad you uploaded it. Would love another livestream!

Nicole Parish

if you view the video in youtube and not patreon, you can view the comments. click on the youtube logo on the video and it will take you to youtube to watch. โ˜บ๏ธ

Mystiana

How do you see the comments?? I only see new comments on Patreon i don't know how to find the original comments

peachxtaehyung

We need the one that I think it's lily, unless I'm wrong, got drunk in! I want to see that lol y'all are already hilarious much less drunk

peachxtaehyung

Wait what? Since when can we not say family?!? People are going way too far tbh

peachxtaehyung

Happy late birthday girlie! I turn 31 march 2!

peachxtaehyung

We need more lives at least make the award show at the end of the year a love it would be amazinggggggg!!!!

Flor Contreras

Two and a half hours?! Iโ€™m being BLESSED today!

Krista Kiefer

noticed that too there was another thing at the beginning about reddit and stuff too that i was like ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

cloudii

literally same !! it was alluded to soo much and i joined in the beginning shortly after they had aired so i always wondered the lore hahaha

cloudii

Thank you for this gift ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

Wifflepuff Follmer

Thank you for blessing me with this birthday gift Girlies!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I turned 29 yesterday ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿง.

CrystalGlitters

Family family family

France

new watching game. feel free to make your own edits/additions! items needed: water, drink of choice, comfort substance of choice, and something to munch on 1. take a drink of water every time jessi or lily panics over technical issues 2. take a sip every time someone asks if dennis is live yet 3. take a hit (alternately: take a deep breath ๐Ÿ˜”) every time weed is mentioned 4. have a bite to eat every time Jessi makes an H3 reference (we're trying to not die, girlies) 5. finish your drink when dennis's stream finally starts (don't worry, you have time to make another) 6. take a sip every time bologna is mentioned 7. take a sip every time they say dry ๐Ÿฑ 8. take a sip of water every time you feel a tinge of second hand embarrassment

โ˜†Hannahโ˜†

This was such a fun watch. I had not seen it at the time.

Cindy Claussen

Dry for Def had me dying

Sarah Gomes

Worked it out. For me it was my VPN

Sovereign

Youโ€™re amazing, thanks!!

Ally

I messaged patreon support I'll let you know :)

Sovereign

frankly not worth going into the whole thing, just made me sad to remember what it used to be like

lolo reit

watching this at work so my drinking game is with water so i hydrate instead of die-drate

โ˜†Hannahโ˜†

accused of what?

mel

YESSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

โ˜†Hannahโ˜†

This is the only episode I ever missed. Thank you for gifting it to us, Girlies!!

Cinnabuns75

Yes this happens to me too! Itโ€™s only when Iโ€™m not home and trying to play patreon videos. It says I have to sign in but doesnโ€™t give me an option to. I am able to listen to the audio version. If anyone knows how to fix this please let me know!

Ally

missing the time of being able to say family without ya know being accused of terrible horrible things ๐Ÿ™‚

lolo reit

Lily is absolutely hilarious in this ๐Ÿ˜‚

Filipa

Iโ€™ve always had FOMO for missing out on these thank you girlies!

Kylie

Is anyone else struggling to get the video to play? Keeps saying I need to sign in to prove I'm not a bot but I am signed in?

Sovereign

Hear me out, a patreon only live watching ash Trevino on TikTok live ๐Ÿ‘€

Stev

Girls, you need to do another live! I would pay $20 for this again.

Cheskimo

I donโ€™t remember laughing this hard the first time I saw this. Love it!

Yadira

i remember watching this live and i am so grateful to be able to rewatch it

Mackenzie

Omg same!

Victoria Martinez

This is so freakin funny, i usually never comment but just had to. Would love to do a patron live!

Arlene Macias

I was in the middle of the live when it went private ๐Ÿ˜ฉ years later I can have closure ๐Ÿฅบ

wale

Well. Now I want a patreon live stream ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Adrianna

Ok, but the psychic girlies strike again. Not Lily referencing suing Def for defamation and crowd sourcing funds for lawyers @ 1hr 27mins. 2 years before Janet. Foreshadowing?? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”ฎ

Hailey

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OHMYFUCKINGGOD I CAN'T SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH I'M ABOUT TO WATCH THIS OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH HOLY FUCK

Krysta

#DryFodDef ๐Ÿ˜‚

Natalia Kierzkowska

Only the driest of pussies!

J

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. This alone is worth every penny of membership!!!!!!!!!!

J

I'm i dreaming?? Is this really the elusive live stream ??

Angie

bahahahah thank you so much for this gift๐Ÿ˜ญ

emma๐Ÿ’Œ

DRY PUSSY GANG GANG ALL DAY

emma๐Ÿ’Œ

Would you girlies do a another live episode soon?

Patrick Snow Jr

I remember watching part of this before it was takin down. Iโ€™m so glad I finally get to watch the whole thing

Patrick Snow Jr

This was incredible omg thank you for posting ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Cat

Take a drink every time lily panics when someone gives them money. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

FadedFox

Wait!! I missed the live wtf. I'm so glad y'all posted.

Sully Flores

I laughed so hard for over a hour. Thank you ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜‚

Katie

I love this so much๐Ÿคฃ I didnโ€™t start watching/listening until Chelsea mentioned you on her channel - I think around the 40th episode? I remember binge-watching all yโ€™allโ€™s videos and feeling sad the lives werenโ€™t up anymore lol

FadedFox

Omg I remember when this uploaded๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜

Ondraya

definitely saw this live, but it's been a while so ๐Ÿ™ƒ

ember quinn

Fixed it. Thanks

Holly

Omg yes. Blended two names hahaha

Holly

the H3 part did not age well ๐Ÿ˜ญ but omg i binge yall & Nick Diramio all the time, i was back onto the roast era for yall ! iโ€™m so excited to be watching the live Jessi is so ashamed of ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sydney Nunez

I watched this live. Thank you for this gift ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

Adriana Lara

i was actually watching live omg!!!!

Jecica

Ahhhh Iโ€™m so excited, Iโ€™ve been here since the trailer for DWKT dropped and this live is the only video Iโ€™ve ever missed

Amy Ventura

I think about Lilyโ€™s Epstein project at least once a week

Autumn

I ALSO FOUND HIM THROUGH THIS!

Emmy G

Wait, that was almost 3 YEARS AGO???? I swear to god, it was six months ago max

Bee

OMG this is how I found out about Adam McIntyre! I just saw him on his opening night of tour last night

Kayla D'Angelo

Omg I was so excited when I saw the notification for this! Made my night!!

Riley Lynn

Oh my god I was here!! Rewatching to see if this is the one I sent yall money and you called it out but I didnโ€™t clip it :โ€™)

Kayla D'Angelo

iโ€™m 13 min into the episode and CRYING lmfao i cannot๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

emma๐Ÿ’Œ

Oh my god! I never thought this day would come ๐Ÿคฏ

Brenda

Do you mean Oh Hi Mark?

Andrew Giglio

Omg omg omg

Hannah Goralewicz

LETS GOOOOOOOO

heartfilia

Bless the girlies for uploading this!!!

Riley

Wooo take me back ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

Jessica L

Please I beg, release all of them from the dungeon ๐Ÿ˜‚ or at least to us on here only. These are hilarious!!!

Sam

These live streams are true DWKT lore and you do not understand the fomo I have had for years on not seeing these

Chloe

Did anyone check if Oh hi mark commented on the live from back then?

Holly

thank you girlies ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

micaela stroud

When I saw this title the way i thought this was a reaction to def noodles randomly making a come back and hosting yet another roast in the year 2025 and was peeing my pants excited, but getting this live is nice too

Rachel

Omg I can't believe I didn't see this live! You should definitely do live streams!!

brittany scott

Omgggg not them talking about starting a Patreon in 2022, it was meant to be

Allison

This is unhinged, I love it, need to do another live!

Chenoa

I loved the livestreams in the early days. Does this effect their mystique? Oh wow it's complete with the chat and a surprise Meghan appearance! Thanks to J&L for unearthing this. Hopefully Jessi's anxiety has subsided. #dry4def

Andrew Giglio

I vividly remember watching this live

Maygen

Oh Lily in this live you said if the pod became you main income you could work on the Epstein project.

Bianx

Also, Jessiโ€™s astigmatism mentioned. Never change queen

Allison

Omg yesss!!

Maddison

Omg!!! I managed to watch half of this but it was unlisted before I finished it. I canโ€™t wait to see how the rest of it unfolded ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

Annabelle Finch

The timing of this is crazy for me because I was just rewatching all the first episodes ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ’“ I'm so ready for this ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sarah Lorenz

This is so chaotic it's so funny

Jessica Ramirez

That was 2022?!

Holly

Omg finally! The fomo was so real lmao

Elizabeth H

Yay!!!

Bianx

Yessss!! I never got to see the last 15 minutes since I joined a little late!!

Holly

I heard the other girl gets turnt in this one

Chris

Thank you!!!!

Victoria Benson

AHHH I love other girlies upload days!

Tiffany

love the original comments still being under the video like a time capsule ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mystiana

I can't wait to see this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Dallas๐ŸŒป

Thank you ๐Ÿ™

Ashley Nimoy

Never thought Iโ€™d see this again!

wolfvonbiele93

THANK YOU FOR UNBURYING THIS!

Cassie Sampson

So glad I can finally see this!

fish

omg i vividly remember being in the lives ๐Ÿ˜ญ time to rewatch๐Ÿซฃ

Tiffany Prosek

Yess. I must watch this as soon as I get home!! ๐Ÿ˜„

Jaspen

I have the def noodles roast 4 saved on my watch later even though itโ€™s unlisted but I missed this one! Excited to see it after so long ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Courtney Cox

Yesssssss girlies! This is the content I signed up for โ™ฅ๏ธ

Megan Scales

HAHAHA YESSSSS I just rewatched this series a couple of weeks ago so perfect timing

Payton Baxter

THANK YOU GIRLIES!!!!!!!

Avery ๐Ÿ–ค

This feels like the library of Alexandria being recovered

Allison

OMFGGGG ITS HEREEEE

Sam

I have waited years for this moment. I am so happy.

Corbin Black

OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ the anxiety jessi mustโ€™ve had posting this after adamantly saying this would never see the light of day again

Mystiana

love this for me, i missed all the lives the first time around!

Mariana V.

love you girls!

zoe

Wooo girlies!

Kerstynn

Omg the old chairs are really bringing me back ๐Ÿฅน

Brooklynn

I was there the first time and Iโ€™ll watch it again!!!

Heyyyerica

Oh wow, I missed these so I'm excited to finally experience them.

Avola Kat

Awww I was definitely watching that live 5 days before I had my son lol that's fun

Leslie McWaters

dont worry girlies i wont tell a soul

thecouncilofconnor

Hahahahaha I was there for this in real time and get to relive it๐Ÿ˜‚

Jenna Vetterli

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ thank you for posting this!!

Dannielle Moore

I saw this one live ๐Ÿคฃ happy to see it again!

Kelsey VanderHeyden

OMG YES!!!!

Emi

Omg yessss

Carolyn ๐ŸŒฑ

ITS GINALLY HERE I CANT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Caitlin

The way I just gaspedddd

Samantha Sophia

Omg I have been waiting for this exclusive! Ahh!

heidikins

Yeeees๐Ÿ˜

viv

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

Emily

YAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYAYAY NO ONE IS AS EXCITED AS I AM RIGHT NOW

anna cochrane

OMG YES IM SO EXVITED

Caitlin

This is too good to be true

Mo


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