It's here... Def Noodles Roast #3
Added 2025-02-19 22:00:11 +0000 UTCHey girlies!! So, as you know, we have a lot of lore with Def Noodles. Those live stream reaction videos from a few years ago? Yeah, we buried them so deep the internet could never find them again. ๐ But last month, we were like... what if we unburied one for Patreon?
So, here it is... a little time capsule from September 16, 2022. This stream was unlisted that same night and has stayed in the vault ever since.
oh and girliesโฆ. THIS STAYS BETWEEN US!!!!
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โจChristyโจ
2025-03-10 05:09:21 +0000 UTCI'm laid up in bed with a horrible pinched nerve in my neck but i've finally been able to catch up with the girlies and this is literally my dream come true. #dryfordef
โจChristyโจ
2025-03-10 05:08:51 +0000 UTCIโm with uโฆ :( Iโm off the h3 train
Grace P
2025-03-01 15:15:33 +0000 UTCI can say Iโm a true fan cuz I actually watched this livestream when it was happening ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ I canโt believe Iโve been watching you guys for like 4+ years now!! My comfort show โค๏ธ๐ซถ๐ป๐ฅน
Brittany Burrahm
2025-02-28 23:23:43 +0000 UTCI canโt believe I missed this!
Maciel Kirby
2025-02-26 07:38:52 +0000 UTCI missed the original livestream but was able to watch the reply before it was privated and watching it again reminds me of how far the girlies have come. ๐ฅฐ
Amanda S
2025-02-24 10:35:58 +0000 UTCDry puthy gang๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ
Lindsey
2025-02-23 22:56:39 +0000 UTCis it bad that I kinda miss the unhinged def nooodles days ๐ซฃ
Cristle (Cris)
2025-02-23 16:49:09 +0000 UTCNot Jesse calling her Sally Jesse Ravioli ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Theresa
2025-02-23 16:13:24 +0000 UTCThe other girlies are SO well fed. Thank you queens!!
Tay
2025-02-22 16:59:56 +0000 UTCthe chaos in this is very relatable
Taryn Nippard
2025-02-22 16:10:27 +0000 UTCNope. I still watch them and am proud to be a fan of h3.
Meg Shep
2025-02-22 13:08:29 +0000 UTCI started watching this last night before bed and loved the first hour of the waiting time for the roast to start but started to get over stimulated with the chaos of the actual roast so only made it to 5 mins of the actual roast battle lol! will try again another time because I really want to see how the girlies survive it and if they get really bitchy talking shit with the live lol
Loula
2025-02-22 12:03:07 +0000 UTCGirlie from day one here ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ Iโm wondering Jessi or others H3 old/current fans if yโall feel the same as me but it low key makes me sad to hear all the H3 references during this stream bc their pod has changed so much and I pretty much stopped watching even though I was a big fan not that long ago ๐ญ jessi and others Iโm wondering if yโall are also off the H3 train or sharing similar feelings?
Ady Alvarado
2025-02-22 10:03:18 +0000 UTCI need a def noodles DWKT playlist.
Skyle
2025-02-22 00:50:49 +0000 UTCThis is 10/10.
Skyle
2025-02-22 00:50:16 +0000 UTCand them talking about making a patreon at the beginning and then this video only living on their patreon
Loula
2025-02-21 23:39:56 +0000 UTCOMG I am sooooo excited to watch this!! Writing this before I click. I only discovered the girlies during the Janet saga and have been an avid fan ever since. My ADHD hyperfixation was going through alllll their podcast episodes from day one so I am very very familiar with the def noodles saga and have heard about the disaster of the lives and soooo excited to finally see it. Today is a good day ๐
Loula
2025-02-21 22:32:23 +0000 UTCWhy was this privated again?
Marley Ortiz
2025-02-21 21:28:21 +0000 UTCDear god, these people planned these "jokes" in advance?! I feel like I'm with a group of sixth graders trying to be cool, and all the other kids are either thinking of ways to bully them, or just cringing in secondhand embarrassment.
Lesley
2025-02-21 15:40:25 +0000 UTCI NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!! Thank you ๐ฅฒ๐
Caroline
2025-02-21 12:57:02 +0000 UTCWHAAAAAAAA?!?!
Verity Lala
2025-02-21 09:59:55 +0000 UTCOmg, this is giving me ptsd from remote teaching during covid! I was teaching fourth grade and had a ten year old student teaching me to use zoom and Google classroom as I tried to teach reading! Good times.
Lesley
2025-02-21 03:42:47 +0000 UTCOMG YAY!!!!!!
Kiki
2025-02-21 00:45:56 +0000 UTCIt took me an hour and a half into the stream to figure out that Def Noodles and Nickacado are not the same person ๐คฆโโ๏ธ why are there so many noodles?! ๐ #dryfordef
Rachel Romoser
2025-02-21 00:37:55 +0000 UTCโBlessed be the noodlesโ actually killed me โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
Bria
2025-02-20 21:52:21 +0000 UTCThis made my night! I missed it when it happened so I'm so glad you uploaded it. Would love another livestream!
Nicole Parish
2025-02-20 21:08:38 +0000 UTCif you view the video in youtube and not patreon, you can view the comments. click on the youtube logo on the video and it will take you to youtube to watch. โบ๏ธ
Mystiana
2025-02-20 21:02:32 +0000 UTCHow do you see the comments?? I only see new comments on Patreon i don't know how to find the original comments
peachxtaehyung
2025-02-20 21:00:07 +0000 UTCWe need the one that I think it's lily, unless I'm wrong, got drunk in! I want to see that lol y'all are already hilarious much less drunk
peachxtaehyung
2025-02-20 20:55:54 +0000 UTCWait what? Since when can we not say family?!? People are going way too far tbh
peachxtaehyung
2025-02-20 20:54:57 +0000 UTCHappy late birthday girlie! I turn 31 march 2!
peachxtaehyung
2025-02-20 20:53:17 +0000 UTCWe need more lives at least make the award show at the end of the year a love it would be amazinggggggg!!!!
Flor Contreras
2025-02-20 20:34:09 +0000 UTCTwo and a half hours?! Iโm being BLESSED today!
Krista Kiefer
2025-02-20 19:56:26 +0000 UTCnoticed that too there was another thing at the beginning about reddit and stuff too that i was like ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
cloudii
2025-02-20 19:38:55 +0000 UTCliterally same !! it was alluded to soo much and i joined in the beginning shortly after they had aired so i always wondered the lore hahaha
cloudii
2025-02-20 19:36:57 +0000 UTCThank you for this gift ๐๐๐
Wifflepuff Follmer
2025-02-20 19:11:44 +0000 UTCThank you for blessing me with this birthday gift Girlies!! ๐ญ. I turned 29 yesterday ๐ ๐ง.
CrystalGlitters
2025-02-20 18:41:20 +0000 UTCFamily family family
France
2025-02-20 18:36:03 +0000 UTCnew watching game. feel free to make your own edits/additions! items needed: water, drink of choice, comfort substance of choice, and something to munch on 1. take a drink of water every time jessi or lily panics over technical issues 2. take a sip every time someone asks if dennis is live yet 3. take a hit (alternately: take a deep breath ๐) every time weed is mentioned 4. have a bite to eat every time Jessi makes an H3 reference (we're trying to not die, girlies) 5. finish your drink when dennis's stream finally starts (don't worry, you have time to make another) 6. take a sip every time bologna is mentioned 7. take a sip every time they say dry ๐ฑ 8. take a sip of water every time you feel a tinge of second hand embarrassment
โHannahโ
2025-02-20 18:11:11 +0000 UTCThis was such a fun watch. I had not seen it at the time.
Cindy Claussen
2025-02-20 18:05:58 +0000 UTCDry for Def had me dying
Sarah Gomes
2025-02-20 17:08:32 +0000 UTCWorked it out. For me it was my VPN
Sovereign
2025-02-20 16:55:35 +0000 UTCYouโre amazing, thanks!!
Ally
2025-02-20 16:54:19 +0000 UTCI messaged patreon support I'll let you know :)
Sovereign
2025-02-20 16:53:14 +0000 UTCfrankly not worth going into the whole thing, just made me sad to remember what it used to be like
lolo reit
2025-02-20 16:32:47 +0000 UTCwatching this at work so my drinking game is with water so i hydrate instead of die-drate
โHannahโ
2025-02-20 15:48:54 +0000 UTCaccused of what?
mel
2025-02-20 15:44:12 +0000 UTCYESSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
โHannahโ
2025-02-20 15:39:45 +0000 UTCThis is the only episode I ever missed. Thank you for gifting it to us, Girlies!!
Cinnabuns75
2025-02-20 15:04:16 +0000 UTCYes this happens to me too! Itโs only when Iโm not home and trying to play patreon videos. It says I have to sign in but doesnโt give me an option to. I am able to listen to the audio version. If anyone knows how to fix this please let me know!
Ally
2025-02-20 14:03:08 +0000 UTCmissing the time of being able to say family without ya know being accused of terrible horrible things ๐
lolo reit
2025-02-20 13:55:30 +0000 UTCLily is absolutely hilarious in this ๐
Filipa
2025-02-20 13:16:58 +0000 UTCIโve always had FOMO for missing out on these thank you girlies!
Kylie
2025-02-20 12:25:08 +0000 UTCIs anyone else struggling to get the video to play? Keeps saying I need to sign in to prove I'm not a bot but I am signed in?
Sovereign
2025-02-20 12:12:35 +0000 UTCHear me out, a patreon only live watching ash Trevino on TikTok live ๐
Stev
2025-02-20 10:05:46 +0000 UTCGirls, you need to do another live! I would pay $20 for this again.
Cheskimo
2025-02-20 08:56:05 +0000 UTCI donโt remember laughing this hard the first time I saw this. Love it!
Yadira
2025-02-20 08:01:36 +0000 UTCi remember watching this live and i am so grateful to be able to rewatch it
Mackenzie
2025-02-20 05:22:19 +0000 UTCOmg same!
Victoria Martinez
2025-02-20 04:03:09 +0000 UTCThis is so freakin funny, i usually never comment but just had to. Would love to do a patron live!
Arlene Macias
2025-02-20 03:45:49 +0000 UTCI was in the middle of the live when it went private ๐ฉ years later I can have closure ๐ฅบ
wale
2025-02-20 03:42:18 +0000 UTCWell. Now I want a patreon live stream ๐๐
Adrianna
2025-02-20 03:25:30 +0000 UTCOk, but the psychic girlies strike again. Not Lily referencing suing Def for defamation and crowd sourcing funds for lawyers @ 1hr 27mins. 2 years before Janet. Foreshadowing?? ๐ค๐ฎ
Hailey
2025-02-20 03:05:52 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OHMYFUCKINGGOD I CAN'T SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH I'M ABOUT TO WATCH THIS OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH HOLY FUCK
Krysta
2025-02-20 02:42:16 +0000 UTC#DryFodDef ๐
Natalia Kierzkowska
2025-02-20 02:39:13 +0000 UTCOnly the driest of pussies!
J
2025-02-20 02:38:31 +0000 UTCTHIS IS THE BEST GIFT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED. This alone is worth every penny of membership!!!!!!!!!!
J
2025-02-20 02:38:06 +0000 UTCI'm i dreaming?? Is this really the elusive live stream ??
Angie
2025-02-20 02:37:22 +0000 UTCbahahahah thank you so much for this gift๐ญ
emma๐
2025-02-20 02:35:43 +0000 UTCDRY PUSSY GANG GANG ALL DAY
emma๐
2025-02-20 02:35:10 +0000 UTCWould you girlies do a another live episode soon?
Patrick Snow Jr
2025-02-20 02:18:09 +0000 UTCI remember watching part of this before it was takin down. Iโm so glad I finally get to watch the whole thing
Patrick Snow Jr
2025-02-20 02:17:40 +0000 UTCThis was incredible omg thank you for posting ๐ญ
Cat
2025-02-20 01:49:24 +0000 UTCTake a drink every time lily panics when someone gives them money. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
FadedFox
2025-02-20 01:48:33 +0000 UTCWait!! I missed the live wtf. I'm so glad y'all posted.
Sully Flores
2025-02-20 01:36:46 +0000 UTCI laughed so hard for over a hour. Thank you ๐๐
Katie
2025-02-20 01:35:38 +0000 UTCI love this so much๐คฃ I didnโt start watching/listening until Chelsea mentioned you on her channel - I think around the 40th episode? I remember binge-watching all yโallโs videos and feeling sad the lives werenโt up anymore lol
FadedFox
2025-02-20 01:31:41 +0000 UTCOmg I remember when this uploaded๐๐๐๐ญ๐
Ondraya
2025-02-20 01:29:01 +0000 UTCdefinitely saw this live, but it's been a while so ๐
ember quinn
2025-02-20 00:53:22 +0000 UTCFixed it. Thanks
Holly
2025-02-20 00:38:26 +0000 UTCOmg yes. Blended two names hahaha
Holly
2025-02-20 00:37:54 +0000 UTCthe H3 part did not age well ๐ญ but omg i binge yall & Nick Diramio all the time, i was back onto the roast era for yall ! iโm so excited to be watching the live Jessi is so ashamed of ๐
Sydney Nunez
2025-02-20 00:34:59 +0000 UTCI watched this live. Thank you for this gift ๐๐ฝ
Adriana Lara
2025-02-20 00:33:05 +0000 UTCi was actually watching live omg!!!!
Jecica
2025-02-20 00:14:02 +0000 UTCAhhhh Iโm so excited, Iโve been here since the trailer for DWKT dropped and this live is the only video Iโve ever missed
Amy Ventura
2025-02-20 00:00:04 +0000 UTCI think about Lilyโs Epstein project at least once a week
Autumn
2025-02-19 23:45:53 +0000 UTCI ALSO FOUND HIM THROUGH THIS!
Emmy G
2025-02-19 23:40:56 +0000 UTCWait, that was almost 3 YEARS AGO???? I swear to god, it was six months ago max
Bee
2025-02-19 23:40:27 +0000 UTCOMG this is how I found out about Adam McIntyre! I just saw him on his opening night of tour last night
Kayla D'Angelo
2025-02-19 23:33:06 +0000 UTCOmg I was so excited when I saw the notification for this! Made my night!!
Riley Lynn
2025-02-19 23:32:43 +0000 UTCOh my god I was here!! Rewatching to see if this is the one I sent yall money and you called it out but I didnโt clip it :โ)
Kayla D'Angelo
2025-02-19 23:28:59 +0000 UTCiโm 13 min into the episode and CRYING lmfao i cannot๐ญ๐ญ
emma๐
2025-02-19 23:26:47 +0000 UTCOh my god! I never thought this day would come ๐คฏ
Brenda
2025-02-19 23:21:29 +0000 UTCDo you mean Oh Hi Mark?
Andrew Giglio
2025-02-19 23:08:28 +0000 UTCOmg omg omg
Hannah Goralewicz
2025-02-19 23:08:09 +0000 UTCLETS GOOOOOOOO
heartfilia
2025-02-19 22:58:03 +0000 UTCBless the girlies for uploading this!!!
Riley
2025-02-19 22:56:28 +0000 UTCWooo take me back ๐๐ฝ
Jessica L
2025-02-19 22:54:42 +0000 UTCPlease I beg, release all of them from the dungeon ๐ or at least to us on here only. These are hilarious!!!
Sam
2025-02-19 22:50:56 +0000 UTCThese live streams are true DWKT lore and you do not understand the fomo I have had for years on not seeing these
Chloe
2025-02-19 22:49:19 +0000 UTCDid anyone check if Oh hi mark commented on the live from back then?
Holly
2025-02-19 22:46:44 +0000 UTCthank you girlies ๐โโ๏ธ
micaela stroud
2025-02-19 22:46:01 +0000 UTCWhen I saw this title the way i thought this was a reaction to def noodles randomly making a come back and hosting yet another roast in the year 2025 and was peeing my pants excited, but getting this live is nice too
Rachel
2025-02-19 22:43:52 +0000 UTCOmg I can't believe I didn't see this live! You should definitely do live streams!!
brittany scott
2025-02-19 22:42:53 +0000 UTCOmgggg not them talking about starting a Patreon in 2022, it was meant to be
Allison
2025-02-19 22:42:46 +0000 UTCThis is unhinged, I love it, need to do another live!
Chenoa
2025-02-19 22:42:46 +0000 UTCI loved the livestreams in the early days. Does this effect their mystique? Oh wow it's complete with the chat and a surprise Meghan appearance! Thanks to J&L for unearthing this. Hopefully Jessi's anxiety has subsided. #dry4def
Andrew Giglio
2025-02-19 22:35:02 +0000 UTCI vividly remember watching this live
Maygen
2025-02-19 22:33:55 +0000 UTCOh Lily in this live you said if the pod became you main income you could work on the Epstein project.
Bianx
2025-02-19 22:33:14 +0000 UTCAlso, Jessiโs astigmatism mentioned. Never change queen
Allison
2025-02-19 22:27:35 +0000 UTCOmg yesss!!
Maddison
2025-02-19 22:27:22 +0000 UTCOmg!!! I managed to watch half of this but it was unlisted before I finished it. I canโt wait to see how the rest of it unfolded ๐ญ๐
Annabelle Finch
2025-02-19 22:26:52 +0000 UTCThe timing of this is crazy for me because I was just rewatching all the first episodes ๐ ๐ I'm so ready for this ๐
Sarah Lorenz
2025-02-19 22:26:05 +0000 UTCThis is so chaotic it's so funny
Jessica Ramirez
2025-02-19 22:24:23 +0000 UTCThat was 2022?!
Holly
2025-02-19 22:24:15 +0000 UTCOmg finally! The fomo was so real lmao
Elizabeth H
2025-02-19 22:23:32 +0000 UTCYay!!!
Bianx
2025-02-19 22:22:25 +0000 UTCYessss!! I never got to see the last 15 minutes since I joined a little late!!
Holly
2025-02-19 22:21:59 +0000 UTCI heard the other girl gets turnt in this one
Chris
2025-02-19 22:19:49 +0000 UTCThank you!!!!
Victoria Benson
2025-02-19 22:19:39 +0000 UTCAHHH I love other girlies upload days!
Tiffany
2025-02-19 22:15:10 +0000 UTClove the original comments still being under the video like a time capsule ๐
Mystiana
2025-02-19 22:13:42 +0000 UTCI can't wait to see this ๐๐
Dallas๐ป
2025-02-19 22:13:36 +0000 UTCThank you ๐
Ashley Nimoy
2025-02-19 22:12:21 +0000 UTCNever thought Iโd see this again!
wolfvonbiele93
2025-02-19 22:11:23 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU FOR UNBURYING THIS!
Cassie Sampson
2025-02-19 22:10:27 +0000 UTCSo glad I can finally see this!
fish
2025-02-19 22:10:03 +0000 UTComg i vividly remember being in the lives ๐ญ time to rewatch๐ซฃ
Tiffany Prosek
2025-02-19 22:08:45 +0000 UTCYess. I must watch this as soon as I get home!! ๐
Jaspen
2025-02-19 22:08:16 +0000 UTCI have the def noodles roast 4 saved on my watch later even though itโs unlisted but I missed this one! Excited to see it after so long ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Courtney Cox
2025-02-19 22:08:07 +0000 UTCYesssssss girlies! This is the content I signed up for โฅ๏ธ
Megan Scales
2025-02-19 22:07:58 +0000 UTCHAHAHA YESSSSS I just rewatched this series a couple of weeks ago so perfect timing
Payton Baxter
2025-02-19 22:07:35 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU GIRLIES!!!!!!!
Avery ๐ค
2025-02-19 22:07:32 +0000 UTCThis feels like the library of Alexandria being recovered
Allison
2025-02-19 22:07:02 +0000 UTCOMFGGGG ITS HEREEEE
Sam
2025-02-19 22:06:12 +0000 UTCI have waited years for this moment. I am so happy.
Corbin Black
2025-02-19 22:04:47 +0000 UTCOMG ๐๐๐๐๐๐ the anxiety jessi mustโve had posting this after adamantly saying this would never see the light of day again
Mystiana
2025-02-19 22:04:29 +0000 UTClove this for me, i missed all the lives the first time around!
Mariana V.
2025-02-19 22:04:28 +0000 UTClove you girls!
zoe
2025-02-19 22:04:27 +0000 UTCWooo girlies!
Kerstynn
2025-02-19 22:04:10 +0000 UTCOmg the old chairs are really bringing me back ๐ฅน
Brooklynn
2025-02-19 22:03:53 +0000 UTCI was there the first time and Iโll watch it again!!!
Heyyyerica
2025-02-19 22:03:44 +0000 UTCOh wow, I missed these so I'm excited to finally experience them.
Avola Kat
2025-02-19 22:03:38 +0000 UTCAwww I was definitely watching that live 5 days before I had my son lol that's fun
Leslie McWaters
2025-02-19 22:03:36 +0000 UTCdont worry girlies i wont tell a soul
thecouncilofconnor
2025-02-19 22:03:21 +0000 UTCHahahahaha I was there for this in real time and get to relive it๐
Jenna Vetterli
2025-02-19 22:03:06 +0000 UTC๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ thank you for posting this!!
Dannielle Moore
2025-02-19 22:02:39 +0000 UTCI saw this one live ๐คฃ happy to see it again!
Kelsey VanderHeyden
2025-02-19 22:02:22 +0000 UTCOMG YES!!!!
Emi
2025-02-19 22:02:19 +0000 UTCOmg yessss
Carolyn ๐ฑ
2025-02-19 22:02:17 +0000 UTCITS GINALLY HERE I CANT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
Caitlin
2025-02-19 22:02:15 +0000 UTCThe way I just gaspedddd
Samantha Sophia
2025-02-19 22:02:13 +0000 UTCOmg I have been waiting for this exclusive! Ahh!
heidikins
2025-02-19 22:02:07 +0000 UTCYeeees๐
viv
2025-02-19 22:02:03 +0000 UTCHYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
Emily
2025-02-19 22:02:00 +0000 UTCYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYAYAY NO ONE IS AS EXCITED AS I AM RIGHT NOW
anna cochrane
2025-02-19 22:02:00 +0000 UTCOMG YES IM SO EXVITED
Caitlin
2025-02-19 22:01:56 +0000 UTCThis is too good to be true
Mo
2025-02-19 22:01:51 +0000 UTC
