David Cooper

BONUS! NOT Howard

Added 2022-08-02 08:00:04 +0000 UTC

I often use the Simpsons Wiki as a basis for my research, but I feel COMPELLED to make my voice heard in matters as AGREGIOUS as this.

I went though every episode listed in Howard's appearances, from yesterday. The first couple, I found him near instantly...but then I could not find hide nor hair him in any of the other episodes mentioned. Soon it clicked what had happened...and I discovered a disturbing pattern:

The Simpsons wiki-ers appear to have decided that this sunglasses-wearing kid, a semi-regular attendee of Springfield Elementary, is Howard. But...that's clearly a different character right? This is sunglasses based prejudice.

The wiki page for the fourth grade also boldly lists Howard as a class member, but the seating plan at the top of this page tells a different story. I believe Howard and this chump look different enough to be classified as completely different characters, and I will not REST* until this is confirmed and accepted by the rest of the drawing-every-Simpsons-character-ever community.

Anyway, if you need clarification:

Howard = kid with sunglasses and light brown hair

Not Howard = kid with light brown hair and sunglasses.

Hope that clears thing up.

* I might rest a little bit.

This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.