A new week and a new episode! Our first new friend in "Life On The Fast Lane" is this mall security guard who appears a full 19 years before the movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", making him a true pioneer.

Worth noting for posterity that this is not the first appearance of the Springfield Mall, a surprisingly consistent location, as it first appeared in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire". This guy was nowhere to be seen.
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.