HOO BOY.
In what I can only assume was a blaze of drunken hubris I have determined that each and every waiter that appears as part of a quarter in the Singing Sirloin counts as a distinct and separate character worthy of inclusion in our silly little project. There are four different groups of singers, each with four members, so covering them "normally" would mean it'd take us about two months to get through them all, and no-one really wants that. So instead, let's have our most esoteric theme week yet: "Every Waiter In The Singing Sirloin Week!"
Here's the first group, singing to our old pals The Winfields:

Remember, The Simpsons are attending this dinner for Marge's birthday, so it is possible that the Winfield's anniversary is the same day as Marge's birthday. Keep that in your back pocket for your next Simpsons trivia night, when it will never ever come up.
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.