Alas, poor Moe-rick. I knew him, Moe-ratio. Wait, I shouldn't wasting this gold in the text bit that Moe-one reads. Mental Moe-te: look into doing Shakespeare characters next year.
Week 3 of Moevember includes Afr-Moe, Fat Moe-ny, Moe-rilla, Moe-celine, Moe-nsters inc, Moe-ke Wazowski, Finding Ne-Moe, Moe-zart and Moe-rat.
Only one Moe-re week left! Will he make it to the end?
(Spoiler: yes. I've already finished them all. I'm writing this post in September. I take this nonsense very seriously.)