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Midnight Pals: Goth Town

Vivian Moira Valentine: [descending into frame on a black parasol] hello lovelies of the night!
Valentine: I've got a fun flirty little tale for you, as sweet and spooky as a dark chocolate truffle
King: wow! i don't know what this is, but i'm sold!

Valentine: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the shadows over ravenskirk
Valentine: it takes place in ravenkirk, the gothiest town
Aaron Alexovich: it couldn't be THAT gothy
Valentine: oh it's very gothy
Valentine: it was built atop an Indian burial ground
Valentine: and then the site of witch burnings, satanic rituals, and 5 john Denver Christmas specials

Alexovich: you know, i bet my fictional gothy town is even gothier
Alexovich: it's called crestfallen
Alexovich: that means "sad"
Alexovich: the gothest emotion
Alexovich: top that!

Valentine: my town is called ravenkirk
Valentine: named for the gothest bird AND the gothest star trek captain
Diane Duane: wait i have questions
Valentine: there will be no questions

Valentine: it's extremely goth
Valentine: like what if a vampire teamed up with a private investigator to solve vampire murders
Valentine: its that gothy

Valentine: all the gothiest goths are there here in ravenkirk
Valentine: Raven Belladonna Darkclaw IVV (she/her)
Valentine: Sable Xandrexx Darknight IX (she/they)
Valentine: Hecate Nightshade Darkmoon Moondark XII (they/them)
Valentine: and Dirk Dark (ey/ei)

Valentine: our heroine has a tarantula
Koontz: a spider???? gross!!!
Valentine: the spider's name is Samantha
Koontz: oh i changed my name, i love this spider!
King: the spider has a name? that's kind of cute
Poe: that is precious

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
King: Vivian was telling a story about a goth town
Shelley: hell yeah
Valentine: there's a spider
Shelley: hell yeah
Valentine: the spider has a name
Shelley: Samantha?
Valentine: you've heard this story before?
Shelley: no she just looks like a samantha

Koontz: a spider is pretty cool
Koontz: but i wish it was a dog
Valentine: a tarantula is actually a lot like a dog, dean
Koontz: explain how
Valentine: well, they're both furry
Koontz: you're right! i love this!
Koontz: i want a pet spider too!!

Valentine: wow everyone really loves this spider
Barker: we want more spider
Barker: say it with me dean
Koontz: more spider! more spider!
Valentine: the spider has a name you know

Comments

Technically, I stole it from the Simpsons XD But I like to say it's an homage XD

Bitter Karella

"5 John Denver Christmas Specials" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Thank you for always coming up with something completely absurd and totally appropriate.

Teresa McDonold

Arguing about who's gothier is probably the gothiest thing ever ๐Ÿ˜†

Shirley R


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