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👼i AM DEAD Ft. Ilya VA & Jesse VA👼

The lordt hath broth upon me two dangerous men to torment my soul via voice acting my characters....Here hath how thine storyeth' goes'th for today'r.... 🍷 This a long one.
🐈=Jesse VA Nathan & 🐍= Ilya VA Zakhar & 🦧= ME

I was complimenting 🐍Ilya VA Zakhar for his NSFW audio


🦧: So good work!
        Especially with your first time with nsfw audio
        I think it's your first time🤔

🐍: Yes, honestly, I wrote down and deleted this example for 3 days. I didn't like it. And yesterday I relaxed. Grabbed himself by the throat (as in the picture) and swapped what happened)


He. Choked himself. Recording Ilya getting choked by Jesse. For the NSFW audio sample.

🏆The king of sending wigs to Jupiter.🏆
___
🦧: OMG
        ZAKHAR SENT
        DICK SUCKIN AUDIO
        AND HE DO BE GAWKIN ON SOMETHIN
        I LISTENED TO 1 SECOND OF IT AND LOGGED OUT SO HARD

🐈: Send it
        Pretty pls

🦧: NATHAN CHILL IM ALREADY IN SHAMBLES
       OGAY I WILL SEND AN EDIT OF HIGHLIGHTS⚰️⚰️⚰️
       LOOK AT THIS MESSAGE 

🐍 (Ilya VA Zakhar) Dark Grey 🦧(me) Dark green


🐈: WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAAT

🦧:BDBBFFBFNBFNFNNFFNFNGNFJFF
       THE WAY HE SENT A TORNADO TO MY HOUSE

🐍 (Ilya VA Zakhar) Dark Grey 🦧(me) Dark green


🦧:BUT NAUR
      BUT STILL
      A BOTTLE
     😃⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ (me being head empty about the bottle)

🐈: What an amazing man

🦧: TRULY.
_____

🦧:I CANT
       I ASKED ZAKHAR IF I CUD SEND U THE AUDIOS CUZ U ASKED


🐈:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🦧:It is 10 am
      And I am meeting the lordt for lunch it seems

_____ note: Whenever I put ** I am destroying my keyboard._____

🐈: You know
       Gotta love my boyfriend, he sings Rasputin so well
      (Refering to🐍Ilya VA Zakhar singing on my insta story)

🦧: *MALFUNCTIONS* 
         SHUUUDDDDDD
        YALL PLAY TOO MUCH
        ISTG
        AAAACK
        SOPPP
        MENACE
        ISTG
        I


🐈: Play? There is no playing here

🦧: *ERROR 101s* 
      I BET YOU CANT EVEN TEXT HIM THAT LIKE U JUST MESSIN WITH MY SOUL AT THIS
     POINT U BAKAS

🐈: Wanna bet

🦧: *CARDIAC ARRESTS* STAARP

🐈: Mission complete

🦧: *In the process of signing off my funeral papers*

🐈: Going back to base

_____💀MEAN WHILE IN WHATS APP GROUP CHAT💀_____


🐍: I'm going by train to your place, my boy (SENDS A PICTURE OF HIM LAYIN DOWN IN HIS TRAIN PUTTING HIS THUMB ON A PICTURE OF JESSE VA NATHAN'S FACE/LIPS??💀💀💀💀)

________
🦧: @#&#$*$,$ you guys are going to kill me seriously💀⚰️
🐍: hhahahahahaahahahahahah
________
🙂
🙂
🙂help.

👼i AM DEAD Ft. Ilya VA & Jesse VA👼 👼i AM DEAD Ft. Ilya VA & Jesse VA👼

Comments

OH MY- AHHAAHAHHHAH I'M DEAD! I NEED A NEW LUNG HBRHDNGNHBDRTYND

Akys

AIYO-

sesamefruit

I just love my boy, geez-

RisingPhoenix

They both are messing up with u I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they are a match made in heaven Let them play all they want and we can die in peace here ✋🏻

Rimo

Istg if they don't get married in the end😂😂

Sneakyboi

LMAAAOOOOOOOOO PLSSS

sesamefruit

CHAOTIC DUO ISTG 😭☠

sesamefruit

LMAAAAAOOOO ☠☠☠😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤

sesamefruit

LMAAAAO DEADAAAAASSS BRO9DNDJEOSJSIS

sesamefruit

THE POWER THEY HOL I CONT I HAVE A WEAK SOUL☠☠☠😭

sesamefruit

BRWH WHEN I GOT THE NOTIF I COLLAPSED

sesamefruit

LMAAAAAAAAOO IM I CONT MAYN😭😭😭😭☠Thank you for the prayers☠🖤

sesamefruit

This is the voice actor soulmate AU irl and you were the catalyst

tianception

NO CUZ THEY RLLY OUT HERE WILDIN FORREAL 💀💀💀💀 THIS IS A WHOLE MOVIE AND IM JUST ENJOYING THE SHOW 🤸🤸🤸🤸

ghosthvnny

THEY ARE WAY TO WHOLESOME I CAN'T THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I SCREAMED JUST READING THAT

Portia Reed

This is a wattpad fanfic and you’re just along for the ride 😪

Leta Zieg

PLS THE WAY THEH JUST ACT LIKE THEM UR OCS ARE NOW PEOPLE AND THEY TAKE JOY IN MESSING WITH U IM LITERALLY LAUGHING EHAT GOOFS

larkspur

I LOST IT WHEN JESSE’S VA TEXTED ILYA’s VA LIKE THAT IM/);&€<]+}_AHFKSHFKA

yetea.art

Ok. I literally about passed out………from laughing. Oh the storm that’s been created from the innocent idea of having voices for the noodle boys……..was a good idea at the time…..I’ll pray for you Sin……

Chris

😩🙏🏻

aaron

Which one?😊 All public audios of their voices are in my VA insta story highlight everything else will be published once I create works for it :>

sesamefruit

Is it possible to share audio file?

HeavenlyBelle

what absolute LEGENDS truly sent by 💓the GODS💓

Becca Alexa

I read "I grabbed a dick and started sucking it ahahaha" in the most Ilya fuckboy voice. Like mental lip bite and errthing.

Kelechi

Gurl, I am over here deceased witchu😭💀

Sheridan King

TRULY TWO IMMACULATE DOODES

sesamefruit

LLLLLMMMMMMAAAAOOOOOO

sesamefruit

I love the vibes 😌✨✨😳

Dana stymest

Don't be shy, give me Nathan's number 🥰 /J!!!

Aleisol


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