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CONFRONTING AN ONLINE PREDATOR WITH A POKÉMON CARD OF HIMSELF

Trying to entice a minor girl to meet up for sex by buying her Pokémon cards, this online predator is instead met by a Pokémon card of himself.

CONFRONTING AN ONLINE PREDATOR WITH A POKÉMON CARD OF HIMSELF

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I want some Pokémon cards as well 😅 I just don't know if you're still sending them out after all this time

arvmar

the nerding out over pokémon juxtapose to the literal child predator is wild

Autumn Rain

I want pokemon cards. My boyfriend and I have been collecting for a while now.

Sofia S.

Lmfao omg, definitely one of my favorites. The nostalgia hit hard too! The ending was icing on the cake Zach. Just glorious ✨️ 😂!! Edit: all those puns you made were epic and perfectly executed too 💥💣 & if you're still giving away some cards, count me in please!🖤

Jae ♥

I want some Pokémon cards 👀 and I totally need to start dumpster diving 😅

Johann

Same

Jeff

He looks like Samwell Tarly off Game of Thrones.

Brent Nelson

Man you still sending out cards? 😀

Grim

Dumpster diving is profitable at the right places I guess I bet you’re really good at it too. Lol I wanna try it.

Barking pawz

I'd been a subscriber of yours on Youtube for a couple of years now. But this is the video that made me decide to subscribe on Patreon. I really have fun watching Jordan get caught, and especially the commercial "Who is that Predator?" "It's Jordan!". Hehe!

Tyrone John

I see you do dumpster diving if you ever want to sell a game cube at a decent price let me know I’m just afraid to get into a dumpster into tiny and I feel like I would slip and fall and get all gross but it’s really cool that you found all that also which creepers are so weird

Katie Show

hey i work at meijer and it's a good business. to bad there is creeps like this creepin.

Bruce Lawson

Why censor his license plate? He's a pedophile.

Alex Gravlin

I go to that Meijer all the time...sad to know that this type of shit is everywhere. Keep it up though.

Andrew Hoxsie

Does the flirting not count as entrapment? Or no? I thought those lines were pretty strict when trying to convict someone. Just wondering

Ghiselle Giraldo

I think you need to do the Skeeter Jean approach with the folder. Definitely need a backup man/ woman. They need to be publicly exposed. I really like your eye glass camera tho! Much love bro. It's awesome seeing you expose these predators.

Psyymann

LOL his eyes when you showed him the jigglypuff! The shade! haha

Sarah Holmes

I'd love to hear his thoughts when he's being confronted 😂

Yannek Sevinc

Lol this guy looks like Sam from game of thrones

Haseeb Khan

It’s so crazy that I use to live right by this meijers

Nathan Buell

Holy shit did that mob actually like draw blood? How did you get outta there? You’re lucky they didn’t kill you wtf. crazy. Glad you made it out.

Rio Blaze

Are you going to game stop for dumpster diving? I wanna try but kinda scared to get in trouble, I wonder if in my state they can arrest you? That’s funny I pulled a holographic charizard around 1999 too!

Rio Blaze

Yesss me too

Marissa Marotte

Zach how can I get the Pokémon cards you mentioned in your latest video? I have been a patron for almost a year I believe. Love your content and still have the sticker you sent me. 💖

Marissa Marotte

Me vs wondering how serious the pokemon card offer was

Kit or KK

I have tons of extras to give away and I sent you a message!

Zach Sweers

I don’t want a pokemon card, but I would love another proud member of Anxiety War holographic sticker! Is there a way to buy them?

Cicco

Ppl really ruin all their chances by being a creepo. didnt seem like a bad guy why does he have to be into 15 year olds lol. Also as a fellow millenial those dumpster Pokemon cards got me excited as hell! What a loot

Yassie

Same same

Jak1401

Legends arceus was THE OP Pokémon games of life 😎

Jak1401

Then they are sorry only when they get caught ☠️

Jak1401

It's crazy how people can have that type of mindset to go after children but are shook once caught.

Tony Kun

i can’t believe he really sat there worrying about HIS life being fucked up permanently as if he wasn’t grooming (who he thought was) a child. YOURE RUINING A CHILDS LIFE SIR????

bee

Oh no. No no no. I have to throw my chair away. Own the same as the pedo😩

Mud_eh

this was AMAZING. the intro, your card collection, the pokemon puns, your shirt, I was so entertained!!!

Nikki LeMaire

Hahaha yes, impeccable trolling my friend

🪷 T 🪷

Omg we got that pikachu for my brother when it was the hot Christmas item. That year tickle me Elmo took a backseat to pikachu!! Lol years later my son borrowed the pikachu from his uncle and fell in love with it. The cutest toy ever. Also I would love to give my son a Pokémon card if u are still sending them out

MyNameIsKaren

He cant prosecute people anymore?

Angel

I know you can’t get any more people prosecuted, but for this guy you should really try to report him. If this guy has access to military computer networks it’s a huge problem. You should definitely report this guy to the feds, probably to the Defense Counterintelligence and Securtiy Agency. I’ll link their threat reporting site here. https://www.dcsa.mil/contact/Insider-threat-program/

BB

as a former warframe player this guy does not represent us lol

yaroslav

Dang, what a score with those gaming systems! I wish I wasn't on the other side of the state. I'd go diving with you!

Maynard's Spaceship

That was just hilarious lol.

Joshua

I just got into Pokemon myself because I've been playing Legends Arceus. It'd be cool to have some of those cards! Looks like you have a heck of a collection there.

weepingwillows21

I got screwed by a machine that spit out what I thought (at age 8 maybe?) was holographic rare Pokemon' CARDS but they were STICKERS... I spent all the money I had getting these 'cards' from the machine and was so excited until I realized I had been PUNKD.

Robin

I appreciate all your Poke-Puns!! ☺ lol you are definitely a witty guy!

Kristen DILLIGAF

Great work as always brother! Makes me happy knowing my money is going toward exposing these guys!

Dakota Terry

the child predator likes Made in Abyss and Konosuba. the least surprising thing i've heard in a while

sage

I play warframe and it makes me sad that this might be some people's first impression of it 😕

Watermelon head

His face when you mentioned the jiggly puff was priceless 😁🤣

Yanel Adame

i loved all the pokemon puns in this one and his reaction to the jigglypuff lmfao xD

FeralClown

Okay I didn’t even make it past “the Pokémon predator” before I typed my comment and I hate how similar he is to my story ugh! I’m gonna enjoy this one while playing Legends Arceus. Thanks Zach ♡

Tiffany

That title card is so good, also appreciate this one so much as someone who has been in the tcg community a decade now, there’s always some uncomfortable people that make me wonder about their online habits regarding minors from their in person socializing with the younger collectors…. Basically this adult community needs to be scared a little bc they can get too close to children without parents just by showing up to an average comic book store on a Sunday. They show up repeatedly for years, and grooming can happen easily. I started going to public events at 15 and by 18 I had a 27 year old Pokémon boyfriend moving me into his house. Traumatizing relationship. It’s a yikes from me thanks for letting me spill tea in your comments ♡

Tiffany

This guy may have access to children. He is a danger.

Truffles

The government should investigate this guy. He should be 🔥

Truffles

Before watching to the end . I’m just waiting for that confrontation music to play when you run into him.

chloe g

Loved it thx for the entertainment

Czech

the ditto was GOLD

Mojan Karimi

Back when I was in middle school a predator used Pokémon to lure me sooo… I guess they are still using it. It was a chat room and they said “if you have a Pokémon shirt message me” I liked anime so I thought we have the same interest and messaged but the messages got weird and it was clear to me even then he was just trying to lure young girls

Anna

Love to see it. Good work my man

Cheeriobb

I have never laughed so hard watching one of your videos. Too bad he was a predator. You guys had so much in common. It could've been a bromance...

Lorraine Pozniak

Poor Zach man. In one of his podcasts he said that his wholesome hobby is pokemon cards. Now they've tainted pokemon for him

Nathan Blackburn

I was dying laughing when you showed him the jigglypuff, his reaction was priceless 😂😂😂

Kristen Ruegger

Awesome job buddy! I really enjoyed your adrenaline rush/ gleefulness at the end. Your blessed my dear- you LOVE WHAT YOU DO! AND IT SHOWS! Sending hugs your way and like I have previously promised, when my funds increase, so will my donations, God bless & keep up the excellent work. You are appreciated!

Jody Kurt

Zach you shoulda put his face on Diglett then he would have been a dildo.

Melissa lynn

The pokemon puns. Holy crap. I can't. Too good hahahaha

KAbre Ket

Best one yet I'm crying laughing at that card

Zineb AM

omg meowth, squirtle. ded.

Maybelline

lol evolve

Maybelline

Gotta catch ‘em all!

Grace Butler

Indeed, I think that to myself in every video... Gotta love that big V8 sound in an everyday car. You can't really see that anymore nowadays, sadly.

Arthur Gouzy

Shit, I just realized I like the same anime as him... 😅

Arthur Gouzy

This is awesome

Dylan Thomas

Awesome video 😎😎😎

John322

All I can think about whenever Zach is driving is how nice that exhaust note is.

Somewhat_Irish

Zach really is the hero we needed ey

Theona Ciocîrlan

Haven’t watched the full video just yet but that ancient mew shirt is sick

Jason

The puns were great

Brayden Barnes

Of course a predator likes Made in Abyss ha ha ha

Colton

Predator - Gotta Zach em all

Stig Kolner

In the context of them thinking you're 15 :/

Nate

In our esteemed characters head: "A fed wouldn't have a first edition Jigglypuff! " Anxiety War with many cards: ":^)"

ZZZZZZZZZ

Cannot believe I made it into the video!! Thanks for keeping the world a little bit safer!! Will also be a decoy if you want

Amelia Fleming

I had that same Pokemon card booklet

JeffEpsteiniesEggShapedPeenie

Zach, do you ever like.. bond with these guys? Like after the confrontation miss talking to some of them? No one is 100% evil and you spend hours talking. Must buildup some like ‘weird friendship’.

C

Gotta catch em all Zach!!

JenLuvsHalloween

Haha Zach 💜 you went all out for this one. I love those colors on you very nice.

Melissa lynn

the pokemon puns had me dying

Lexi

I would buy that shit so fast

Vivian Greene

Love you and this work you’re doing 🙏🏻 making the world a safer place

Vivian Greene

Love the editing on this one

Cassidy Higle

Seriously?!

Sam L. Kurono

Always awesome, well done!

Sam L. Kurono

Loved the picture frame in the back. Just an added chef’s kiss to the video 👩🏽‍🍳😘👌🏼

Jade Young

Zach have you ever considered selling trading cards with predators faces? I'd love to get a first edition Preston holographic Pédomon card lololol

Slow Loris

Love me some Pokemon cards. Have you heard of LC predator catcher?

Suck Monitor

Pokemon cards! Awesome.

Suck Monitor

I'm 99% sure i went to school with him.

Justin m

I'm a fan of him. :-)

Zach Sweers

I like the Whistlin Diesel reference haha

Bach Chappell

I hope not!

Zach Sweers

Thanks mate. :-)

Zach Sweers

Fuck I love Pokemon. Zach, if you need a save battery changed for Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow, hit me up cus I'll do it for free hahaha

Slow Loris

Who's that Pédomon??? IT'S CREEPY NECKBEARD

Slow Loris

For a sec i was like is that me?

Zack Dragonfield


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