Sneak peek for our patrons/bffs/lifepartners
Added 2025-08-29 16:52:14 +0000 UTCHi, patrons! Darby here. I realized that we kept saying we have some ‘big projects,’ but that doesn’t really mean anything without a hot, NSFW image as proof! So, don’t tell anyone 🤫
I’m sorry for the continued IMHO posting schedule of…sometimes, but grandma is tired. I’ve been working 10-14 hour days and I have diarrhea like…all the time. We aren’t abandoning any of the series, I’m just trying to figure out how the hell we’re going to do it 🤭
Sorry for the Chicago show delay, as well. It’s a beast of an edit, but it gets bumped whenever a new episode needs to be edited. She’s coming!!
Also also, I’m still in a mental health slump (we all have it), and when I need a boost/pick-me-up, I just scroll through old Patreon comments. Thank you for being my parasocial cheerleaders, WHO I WOULD DIE FOR
Love you forever, even after I die in that fire that Alexis set,
Darby
Comments
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Trey Gerrald
2025-09-03 23:01:37 +0000 UTCQuality over quantity is what my husband always says. I never mind waiting to see you both killing it and having a ball. I’m glad you let us know you’re safe (even if a little unsound.). This mama bear can be a little prone to worry these days. Sending you both para social hugs. 🥰
Shanski
2025-09-01 21:13:56 +0000 UTCWe'll be here bbs! Take care of yourselves first 💜
Savannah Prizzi
2025-08-30 22:31:35 +0000 UTCDARBY!!!! Thank you for everything. Airplane oxygen rules are in full effect so take care of yourselves first. That said, I’m so happy you’re coming to SF next week. It will be my first Fatslut experience and I’m both elated and trepidatious. What’s the best way to squeal with excitement and say hello without freaking you out or embarrassing myself????? 🤩
💖Precious💚
2025-08-30 18:57:02 +0000 UTCLove you divas!!!
Mariah
2025-08-30 18:38:33 +0000 UTCTake your time, we're just along for the ride. Can't wait to see what's coming next!
Brennan M.
2025-08-30 06:24:44 +0000 UTCI love sneakin' and I love peeking' (respectfully), but love you two more. You're doing amazing, sweeties <3
Kris Solberg
2025-08-30 02:42:27 +0000 UTCY’all always deliver!!! Idc if it’s “sometimes” lol The content is HIGH QUALITY and you have the best communication. You don’t even need to give us updates the way you do. Take your time and I can’t wait to see what’s coming up!!!!! Love you both 💟💟💟
KB
2025-08-30 01:56:28 +0000 UTCThat blue dress is CUNTTTT
ShutUpLeandro🇵🇸
2025-08-30 00:34:18 +0000 UTCGday Stunners!! I watch on patreon, then flick to spotify in the car, then onto YouTube in the background at home. Gotta get those clicks up. Love supporting y'all the best I can. 1st handle mental health, then take over the world 🥰
Pure NRG
2025-08-30 00:28:59 +0000 UTC
