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Episode 13: Octopussy

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.
They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India.
Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

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Episode 13: Octopussy

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Looking up Sheriff JW Pepper, Clifton James was around until passing away in 2017 at 97. He needed to have brought into all the Bond films.

Sublight Monster

The weird pronunciation of ‘Sit’ is from Barbara Woodhouse, a famous dog trainer from UK TV in the 80s, who punished dogs by pulling on a choke chain :(

Bran Mac Muffin

'Ockham's razor on a yo-yo' was humanity's magnum opus.

Jason Grainger

Octo pussy/She's the pussy/The pussy who's an octopus....

OvO Hoot

You're right. Full support for the dozens of people waving American flags in Cuba. We respect their brave stance against the millions of Cuban citizens who like their government. ¡Hasta la CIA siempre!

thejackalope231

One word: Haggis. One word: Lutefisk.

Simon Bitdiddle

I knew there was a word for womenbetalking.wav and I managed to find it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walla

Simon Bitdiddle

You guys probably won't ever consider this, since it's not a movie, but it costs me nothing to drop a recommendation for the Star Trek episode "Our Man Bashir" which is a fun and cutting parody of the Bond films. Plenty of camp acting.

Saskers

Obligatory Mumbai street food callback. Still haven't gotten over that one.

DukeNukem64x

Oh for a moment there because of the name font, I thought I had seen something like "ft. LIV AIGAR" while scrolling : (

DukeNukem64x

Is this where I complain about the SCUM system being debased and a scientific fraud? I notice that on at least two separate occasions, the grading exceeded 007. As a fucking sycophantic science gobbler, I demand to see the methodology of the scale!

LACE ARRGAR what is Darius Jonna in the comments

that laugh drop at the end of the ep was perfect!

SpookyPenguin

If you are interested, check out Spy Hard. Bond parody starring Leslie Nielsen, Weird Al and Hulk Hogan. Feel like there will be plenty material for an episode!

British Pterodactyl

Never thought you'd miss J.W. Pepper but I stand wildly corrected. Also I will remember to ask you for the next Q&A what your fav Train Fight (tm) is.

Meonlights

I can’t sort out a rationale for it whatsoever, but this is the best podcast in the world. Nothing but pure, good, hilarious vibes

John Harwood

Remind me Alfie how many people did the Nazis that West Germany rehabilitated shoot

DumbDumDumbDumb

Every time some racist loser makes fun of foods like sheeps head in Asia or any other non-western country anywhere else they conveniently are unaware or forget that it's everywhere, like fucking Norway literally has sheeps head as a traditional dish as well lmao, not to mention Lutefisk

Freyr Aloysius

Ok hear me out, it is in zero ways even bond adjacent, but purely for commentary on ludicrous and yet mind blowingly perfect elaborate fight scenes, bonus episode of crouching tiger hidden dragon

Rufus Dean

this is a movie about how James Bond hates to see a girlboss winning

echoreflect

A Swiss man dressed as Sherlock Holmes once told me he knew a "8-fotzige Babylonische Wanderhure" - in other words, an 8-pussied babylonian wandering whore.

dan

Every good German socialist still calls Chemnitz Karl-Marx-Stadt. There is even a 7m (~23 ft, not counting the base) tall monument of Marx' head in the city center. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx_Monument

Pete

Before we begin, did anyone else see the Twitter post with the charter bus named "Bussy Galore"?

Phathum

As is backing the DDR they shot 101 people for the crime of wanting to leave

Alfie Hall

Backing an authoritarian glorified military junta is a shit look

Alfie Hall


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