Episode 13: Octopussy
Added 2021-08-03 22:08:03 +0000 UTC
No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.
They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India.
Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.
Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109
*SHIRT ALERT*
We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here!
https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Looking up Sheriff JW Pepper, Clifton James was around until passing away in 2017 at 97. He needed to have brought into all the Bond films.
Sublight Monster
2024-02-14 03:42:10 +0000 UTC
The weird pronunciation of ‘Sit’ is from Barbara Woodhouse, a famous dog trainer from UK TV in the 80s, who punished dogs by pulling on a choke chain :(
Bran Mac Muffin
2024-01-09 20:13:16 +0000 UTC
'Ockham's razor on a yo-yo' was humanity's magnum opus.
Jason Grainger
2021-10-26 10:35:15 +0000 UTC
Octo pussy/She's the pussy/The pussy who's an octopus....
OvO Hoot
2021-09-15 00:36:11 +0000 UTC
You're right. Full support for the dozens of people waving American flags in Cuba. We respect their brave stance against the millions of Cuban citizens who like their government. ¡Hasta la CIA siempre!
thejackalope231
2021-08-09 00:23:28 +0000 UTC
One word: Haggis.
One word: Lutefisk.
Simon Bitdiddle
2021-08-08 12:09:05 +0000 UTC
I knew there was a word for womenbetalking.wav and I managed to find it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walla
Simon Bitdiddle
2021-08-08 12:07:46 +0000 UTC
You guys probably won't ever consider this, since it's not a movie, but it costs me nothing to drop a recommendation for the Star Trek episode "Our Man Bashir" which is a fun and cutting parody of the Bond films. Plenty of camp acting.
Saskers
2021-08-08 07:51:43 +0000 UTC
Obligatory Mumbai street food callback. Still haven't gotten over that one.
DukeNukem64x
2021-08-07 10:37:11 +0000 UTC
Oh for a moment there because of the name font, I thought I had seen something like "ft. LIV AIGAR" while scrolling : (
DukeNukem64x
2021-08-07 07:17:24 +0000 UTC
Is this where I complain about the SCUM system being debased and a scientific fraud? I notice that on at least two separate occasions, the grading exceeded 007. As a fucking sycophantic science gobbler, I demand to see the methodology of the scale!
LACE ARRGAR what is Darius Jonna in the comments
2021-08-06 12:49:51 +0000 UTC
that laugh drop at the end of the ep was perfect!
SpookyPenguin
2021-08-06 03:17:42 +0000 UTC
If you are interested, check out Spy Hard. Bond parody starring Leslie Nielsen, Weird Al and Hulk Hogan. Feel like there will be plenty material for an episode!
British Pterodactyl
2021-08-05 19:42:26 +0000 UTC
Never thought you'd miss J.W. Pepper but I stand wildly corrected. Also I will remember to ask you for the next Q&A what your fav Train Fight (tm) is.
Meonlights
2021-08-05 11:05:09 +0000 UTC
I can’t sort out a rationale for it whatsoever, but this is the best podcast in the world. Nothing but pure, good, hilarious vibes
John Harwood
2021-08-04 14:26:36 +0000 UTC
Remind me Alfie how many people did the Nazis that West Germany rehabilitated shoot
DumbDumDumbDumb
2021-08-04 14:04:52 +0000 UTC
Every time some racist loser makes fun of foods like sheeps head in Asia or any other non-western country anywhere else they conveniently are unaware or forget that it's everywhere, like fucking Norway literally has sheeps head as a traditional dish as well lmao, not to mention Lutefisk
Freyr Aloysius
2021-08-04 11:41:23 +0000 UTC
Ok hear me out, it is in zero ways even bond adjacent, but purely for commentary on ludicrous and yet mind blowingly perfect elaborate fight scenes, bonus episode of crouching tiger hidden dragon
Rufus Dean
2021-08-04 09:56:06 +0000 UTC
this is a movie about how James Bond hates to see a girlboss winning
echoreflect
2021-08-04 09:49:20 +0000 UTC
A Swiss man dressed as Sherlock Holmes once told me he knew a "8-fotzige Babylonische Wanderhure" - in other words, an 8-pussied babylonian wandering whore.
dan
2021-08-04 09:27:30 +0000 UTC
Every good German socialist still calls Chemnitz Karl-Marx-Stadt. There is even a 7m (~23 ft, not counting the base) tall monument of Marx' head in the city center.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx_Monument
Pete
2021-08-04 07:17:55 +0000 UTC
Before we begin, did anyone else see the Twitter post with the charter bus named "Bussy Galore"?
Phathum
2021-08-04 03:24:02 +0000 UTC
As is backing the DDR they shot 101 people for the crime of wanting to leave
Alfie Hall
2021-08-03 23:31:09 +0000 UTC
Backing an authoritarian glorified military junta is a shit look
Alfie Hall
2021-08-03 23:22:29 +0000 UTC