Episode 18: Goldeneye
Added 2021-10-12 23:03:00 +0000 UTCIt's time for a new guy
Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.
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Comments
I just released the loudest, most crow-like "HA!" at "you can't make an omelette without shooting a few children." 😂
Bex
2024-12-27 14:57:15 +0000 UTCOne thing I didn’t like was how one of Dench’s first lines to Bond is “you don’t like me.” It makes her look weak, insecure, and petty. Ma’am, you’re the head of an organization that routinely tortures and murders people, I think the popularity contests are off the table at this point, don’t you?
Sublight Monster
2024-04-13 03:04:38 +0000 UTCI love that while they're discussing Bond using an AK they completely refuse to acknowledge that the second half of Living Daylights is real.
Kill James Bond Highlights
2022-07-12 08:34:32 +0000 UTCHave to inform yall that famke is the friesian word for "girl". Its like being called Missy except noone outside of friesland knows how cutesy it sounds
Roggepan
2021-11-17 16:04:15 +0000 UTCHOLY SHIT I FOUND THE JACKET LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://www.themoviefashion.com/product/goldeneye-xenia-onatopp-jacket/
Lauren Cabral
2021-10-20 21:17:54 +0000 UTCLike for Tomorrow Never Dies, I bet 5 quid Alice nominates the blonde girl in Hamburg who helps Carver facilitate the party and gets fired at the end.
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-16 16:36:31 +0000 UTCI think Abi and Alice are relying a little too much on the underappreciated aspect. Like Kronsteen Rosette started out after From Russia with Love cause Kronsteen was a villain cooler than Bond who got little to no screen time. Now look back to View to a Kill's winner, hard hat guy, or Goldeneye's winner, Ourumov's driver. I totally understand their frustration, but it's all in good fun and for laughs. Plus, Devon getting mad over trivial things is always funny.
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-15 17:18:11 +0000 UTCPoor Devon, outing themselves out as the least horny member of the pod, a Terry Pratchett fan, someone who clearly cares deeply about the metrics of how the prizes are given out and who can name the pokemon Probopass.
Reece Lawrence
2021-10-15 07:39:04 +0000 UTC"We shared everything"
Flan Oasis
2021-10-14 23:13:06 +0000 UTCHe gets bonus points when he has the villain kills his own henchman or when Bond gets a particularly brutal kill
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-14 18:43:12 +0000 UTCEveryone was so distracted by Xenia, no one talked about Bond's safari fit for the end of the movie! I don't think we see another one in the series, how we hardly knew ye.
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-14 18:41:23 +0000 UTChorrible switch erasure in this podcast
praxis and allies
2021-10-14 18:05:22 +0000 UTCok ive gotta say that abi's comment about bond getting points on his license to kill is the funniest fucking thing ive ever heard, im imagining bond having to go on a killing test with a murder instructor, getting minor faults for not getting the little spinning 007, major fault for not exploiting disability, eventually his license to kill has a little diagram on the bottom showing all the methods of execution hes legally allowed to use
Login
2021-10-14 16:02:59 +0000 UTCEven I’m bi for Xenia.
Adam Fairris
2021-10-14 08:17:36 +0000 UTCI welcome Devon's new interest in making model tanks, and I would encourage them to go further by doing a model-making stream on TF perhaps
Jack Holmes
2021-10-13 18:25:20 +0000 UTCYOU FOOLS! THEY MOVED SFE TO DARLO!!! THEY SAW IT COMING THE BASTARDS
Pat Lee Nichols
2021-10-13 18:03:42 +0000 UTCAbsolutely lost it at - "You know what we call that? GROWTH... and Unprovoked Murder."
George Rohac
2021-10-13 16:19:19 +0000 UTCAlso, fucking hilarious how last episode Tom (the guest) went OHHHH when the hosts explained how the snake didn't eat the Giggle kids cause they smell like shit. In this episode, the hosts all go OHHHH when Mattie (the guest) explains how Xenia dies. Sunrise, sunset.
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-13 10:54:48 +0000 UTCIn honour of the release of Dr. No Time to Die Another Day On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Devon's brilliant Q-card joke, here are two more knee-slappers you can share with loved one/mortal enemies/parasocial friends. What is John Cleese's favorite part about going on a roller coaster? The queue. What does Ben Whishaw use to clean his ears? Q-tips.
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-13 10:49:09 +0000 UTCThe Xenia boss fight is quite a bit different in the movie than in the game.
Sean RD
2021-10-13 08:51:39 +0000 UTCSee I always found not letting this bond have an Irish accent was more than just because he could do an English accent. Always struck me that it would have been a BOLD statement in the mid 90's to have the iconic agent of the British state be Irish what with everything going on in the north of Ireland
Rufus Dean
2021-10-13 08:37:52 +0000 UTCThe KJB of Theseus bits (Is it the same podcast if Mattie is all three hosts?) made me giggle.
Simon Bitdiddle
2021-10-13 08:36:48 +0000 UTCgo to 26 more at the top of the page, theres a small gaming (2) link. thats it!
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-13 07:42:24 +0000 UTCWhere can I find the first two bonus episodes? The one on the Goldeneye game and whichever the other one was
Eric Brennan
2021-10-13 04:21:33 +0000 UTCRobbie Coltrane is the KGB agent. Also Scottish. And also Hagrid. Love this episode. I remember this movie when it first came out.
Carina Freeman
2021-10-13 03:22:09 +0000 UTCKnowing that this is an adaptation of a first person shooter really helps explain the kill count
-Kris-
2021-10-13 02:33:07 +0000 UTCI unironically like this movie. It has the best villain AND best hench(wo)man. I don't know how knockoff 006's and Xenias didn't become the new standard after this. Instead we're still getting knockoff Blofelds and Red Grants. I don't even mind the hypocrisy much, because I figure it's less on this movie for setting up that Bond is outdated and bad than it is on later Brosnan/Craig movies for never doing anything about it.
OvO Hoot
2021-10-13 02:15:43 +0000 UTCThat was a lot of gushing about Xenia...but was it *enough* gushing about Xenia?
David L
2021-10-13 01:45:29 +0000 UTCyou should slap a few extra points on to Insensitivity for not having James and Alec crank each other off. absolute cowardice
Nalte
2021-10-13 01:34:35 +0000 UTCI fucking love the contempt Devon has during the awarding of the rosette and cross for the past few episodes. "We're just giving it out to any motherfucker!" "They aren't even named in the script!" Also, Devon, your comparison of the train to Probopass is so fucking apt. Holy shit, truly a remarkable comment.
British Pterodactyl
2021-10-13 01:31:21 +0000 UTCEven Xenia's name is masculine-coded, since Russian surnames are gendered and hers is in the masculine.
-Kris-
2021-10-13 01:09:49 +0000 UTCgetting perilously close to that beautiful moment where the mainline episodes get longer than the movies
Christine Pizan
2021-10-12 23:31:44 +0000 UTCHYPE HYPE THIS IS THE ONE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Nukes Audios
2021-10-12 23:13:16 +0000 UTCSpicy cut???
Pat Lee Nichols
2021-10-12 23:03:51 +0000 UTC
